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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

niceirishfella · 2009-06-10 15:54:06

You get the idea.......I'll start and post one on my olde mate colrow..... Colrow was recently arrested in Ann Summers shoplifting because he was too embarrased to pay for a certain item.;) Warning: Right, we're going to try this again. Here is how it's going to go: Insults and abuse belong in the Thunderdome. Not here.…

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#6812 01-04-2010 02:38AM

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Paddy Samurai got his dan in kendo after the 587th attempt. He is known at his dojo as Desperate Dan.

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#6813 01-04-2010 03:27PM

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Thomas828 was originally supposed to be in Pineapple Dance Studios but was fired on the first day of filming because he was too much of an attention-seeker.

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#6814 01-04-2010 06:30PM

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Glenster is sold without the batteries included

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#6815 01-04-2010 08:35PM

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Cicero is beaten by the Duracel bunny every single time.

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#6816 01-04-2010 08:40PM

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sNarah is a bunny girl ...oh hang on..this is a baseless lie thread....sNarah is a bunny boy..

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#6817 01-04-2010 08:57PM

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Cicero is a bunny boiler

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#6818 01-04-2010 09:00PM

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anto kerr has a lovely signature that will please mods of tCN no-end

****ducks*****

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#6819 01-04-2010 10:58PM

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Cicero likes to eat choclate covered baby orangutans.

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#6820 02-04-2010 01:33PM

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If you buy one Paddy Samurai, you get the second one 1/2 price

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#6821 02-04-2010 03:12PM

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Cicero is a licensed Elvis impersonator and often sings in pubs and clubs (He's the 70's Elvis ).

His favourite song to sing is All Shook Up (He does the movements and it drives the grannies wild).

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#6822 02-04-2010 03:14PM

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Hank Jones has had legal issues with his anti-semetic cat, and an emancipation of sorts is in order.

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#6823 02-04-2010 05:10PM

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Fireball Pitcher is constipated

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#6824 02-04-2010 06:36PM

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Can be served chilled

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#6825 02-04-2010 08:02PM

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went to the Jedward concert this week and though it was "Deadliiiiiii"

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#6826 02-04-2010 08:20PM

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sNarah wrote: »

went to the Jedward concert this week and though it was "Deadliiiiiii"

.....that's practically slanderous....(Hi sNarah)...:p

Has developed worrying uses for the discarded tops of pineapples...

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#6827 02-04-2010 08:50PM

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And while Cicero was at the Jedward concert, he got their signatures, framed them, decorated the frame with little lights and put in into a small grotto on his front lawn.

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#6828 02-04-2010 10:11PM

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Is about to be Tar'ed....feathered is optional

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#6829 02-04-2010 10:33PM

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Is very jealous, because, he himself, would like to be feathered by Tar. And mothered. And petted. And licked. And hugged. And stimulated.

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#6830 02-04-2010 11:11PM

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Prefers a variety of methods to be used in order to achieve her unique chocolate flavour...

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#6831 03-04-2010 12:22AM

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Cicero is in fact a secret agent for the Irish Secret Service.
He could tell you this, but then he would have to kill you.

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#6832 03-04-2010 12:40AM

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Hank is actually the son of a famous father, but is too embaressed to admit they are related.

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#6833 03-04-2010 12:44AM

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It's not unusual for sNarah to become embroiled in political scandals.
These scandals usually involve Brian Cowen and Cool Whip.

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#6834 03-04-2010 12:47AM

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Hank's father wanted him to be a ballet dancer. Hank didn't agree and studied economics. He now works for NAMA.

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#6835 03-04-2010 12:52AM

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sNarah was once bitten by a radioactive worm and she now has the power to slide along the ground at an extremely slow pace.

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#6836 03-04-2010 06:48AM

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Hank Jones is a pickpocket and never jones for hankies

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#6837 03-04-2010 01:05PM

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matt holck is on the run for murder and now hides out in san diago in a cave with under pants gnomes

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#6838 03-04-2010 03:34PM

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anto kerr likes dogs

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#6839 03-04-2010 05:34PM

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Matt Holck has no armpits.

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#6840 04-04-2010 09:04AM

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got chucked out of the scouts for showing all the boys the wrong version of the sheep shank

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#6841 04-04-2010 09:08AM

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was left on and turned to mush

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