things you've seen but really wish you had'nt?

triseke · 2010-04-01 18:56:25

this morning i was walking through Dolphin's Barn, so i was making my way through the estate to get the bus back to the office when i noticed a little old lady across the street from me. Pre-requisite little old lady, tiny, wearing a massive coat and a scarf, and had one of those old lady bags with wheels. when i first saw…

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this morning i was walking through Dolphin's Barn, so i was making my way through the estate to get the bus back to the office when i noticed a little old lady across the street from me. Pre-requisite little old lady, tiny, wearing a massive coat and a scarf, and had one of those old lady bags with wheels.

when i first saw her, i thought she had dropped something as she was looking at the grass on the side of the road. Then, i saw her walk into the middle of the grass and hitch up her skirt. I saw old lady ass. She then proceded to take a piss.
I really wish i was kidding.

TL : DR: saw old lady ass, saw her take a piss in the middle of a public green, am scarred for life

what about you guys? ever see something and wish you hadnt?

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#2 01-04-2010 07:57PM

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The above post!
O' the horror...the horror...

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#3 01-04-2010 07:58PM

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I caught a fish once.. and after killing it, another fish came out of its mouth

it put me off eating fish for almost a week

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#4 01-04-2010 07:59PM

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#5 01-04-2010 08:00PM

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During Rag Week this year I saw a dirty drunk fùcker of a student lay a steamer at a door across the street from the woman's house.

1 Xmas Eve my friend slipped on ice on the path and cracked his head open on the corner of the door. Blood sprayed everywhere :eek: His head was stapled back together and he was good for Stephen's night :pac:

Saw 2 oul fellas make out in the jacks of the same pub too while I was stuck at the urinals..................some things can't be unseen!

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#6 01-04-2010 08:01PM

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A man puke into an empty pint glass & as soon as he finished he just started drinking a fresh pint.

Saw a really old mans willy as he waved it at me walking down the street one day. I still have nightmares about that one.

On a very drunken night out saw a girl puke & piss herself at the same time while stretched out on the ground. And no it wasn't me.

Last but not least when the good weather comes in & you see a forty stone woman with a full armpit of hair that she has no doubt proudly grown since puberty.

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#7 01-04-2010 08:02PM

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The video on liveleak of the guy being hammered to death by those Russian blokes.

I can watch the goriest films in the world but when it's real.. it's just.. awful. Unimaginable. I couldn't look after I realized what it really was.

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Crystal Swing

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#9 01-04-2010 08:03PM

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Crystal Swing , havn't been able to see the world in quite the same way since

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#10 01-04-2010 08:03PM

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liah wrote: »

The video on liveleak of the guy being hammered to death by those Russian blokes.

I can watch the goriest films in the world but when it's real.. it's just.. awful. Unimaginable. I couldn't look after I realized what it really was.

oh god. thats horrible.

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#11 01-04-2010 08:05PM

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445279.ie wrote: »

Crystal Swing

you too, is there anyway to take the memories away????????????

A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer

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Silverharp2 wrote: »

Crystal Swing , havn't been able to see the world in quite the same way since

good one:D:D

i seen a baby bein born and it was disgusting, miracle of birth me hole!

usually i dont mind stuff like that but when you see a head poppin outta the holiest of holes you know there's something wrong

if i was a woman i'd go for a cesarean every time i popped one out

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Silverharp2 wrote: »

you too, is there anyway to take the memories away????????????

I'm sorry, I can't talk about it

it hurts just thinking about them :P

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a rat caught up in the fan belt of me auld fiesta years ago.

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#15 01-04-2010 08:07PM

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That two wims and a cup - GOOD GAWD!!!

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liah wrote: »

The video on liveleak of the guy being hammered to death by those Russian blokes.

I can watch the goriest films in the world but when it's real.. it's just.. awful. Unimaginable. I couldn't look after I realized what it really was.

I was going to mention that but I knew someone else would say it. Easily the worst video I've ever seen, and I've seen pretty much the goriest videos out there.

Here's a video of some puppies :pac:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bcV-TL9mho

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#17 01-04-2010 08:08PM

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Two Girls one Cup..........doirty!

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#18 01-04-2010 08:09PM

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1 guy 1 jar.. *shudders*

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#19 01-04-2010 08:10PM

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DKZ wrote: »

1 guy 1 jar.. *shudders*

You watched "Shameless" too this week? :pac:

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#20 01-04-2010 08:12PM

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killed a mouse the other day hit it with a screwdriver which cut its stomach and out popped a tiny baby mouse only about 10mm long

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#22 01-04-2010 08:15PM

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#23 01-04-2010 08:15PM

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Seen about 50 seconds of Spankwire the video (not the website, although it on the website also).

One of the many reactions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVw-FD0HXRk

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#24 01-04-2010 08:15PM

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scareydoll wrote: »

Everything in this tread

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#25 01-04-2010 08:15PM

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liah wrote: »

The video on liveleak of the guy being hammered to death by those Russian blokes.

Twas fairly bad alright: I only stumbled upon it when I was looking up the clip of Budd Dwyer shooting himself.

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#26 01-04-2010 08:15PM

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stephenmarr wrote: »

killed a mouse the other day hit it with a screwdriver which cut its stomach and out popped a tiny baby mouse only about 10mm long

Is it not unusual for a mouse to be pregnant with just one baby mouse?

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#27 01-04-2010 08:16PM

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DKZ wrote: »

1 guy 1 jar.. *shudders*

1 guy 1 screwdriver is worse.

and you know already its pure bad coming from a guy who gives his location as Goatseland.

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#29 01-04-2010 08:18PM

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'Man gets hit by train' also has to be in my top 3.. :eek:

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#30 01-04-2010 08:19PM

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Heh, anyone see swap.avi yet? :pac:

I recommend you don't if you're not keen on gallons of.....................*cough*

Yea, that Spankwire is horrific..............I didn't give permission to be included in that video!

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#31 01-04-2010 08:20PM

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Duggy747 wrote: »

Heh, anyone see swap.avi yet? :pac:

I recommend you don't if you're not keen on gallons of.....................*cough*

Gallons of cough?! Ugh! :eek:

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