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  • #6812
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    Paddy Samurai got his dan in kendo after the 587th attempt. He is known at his dojo as Desperate Dan.


  • #6813
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Thomas828 was originally supposed to be in Pineapple Dance Studios but was fired on the first day of filming because he was too much of an attention-seeker.


  • #6814
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Glenster is sold without the batteries included


  • #6815
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Cicero is beaten by the Duracel bunny every single time.


  • #6816
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    sNarah is a bunny girl ...oh hang on..this is a baseless lie thread....sNarah is a bunny boy..


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  • #6817
    anto kerr
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 131 ✭✭anto kerr


    Cicero is a bunny boiler


  • #6818
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    anto kerr has a lovely signature that will please mods of tCN no-end

    ****ducks*****


  • #6819
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Cicero likes to eat choclate covered baby orangutans.


  • #6820
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    If you buy one Paddy Samurai, you get the second one 1/2 price


  • #6821
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Cicero is a licensed Elvis impersonator and often sings in pubs and clubs (He's the 70's Elvis :p).

    His favourite song to sing is All Shook Up (He does the movements and it drives the grannies wild).


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  • #6822
    Exclamation Marc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,400 ✭✭✭✭Exclamation Marc


    Hank Jones has had legal issues with his anti-semetic cat, and an emancipation of sorts is in order.


  • #6823
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Fireball Pitcher is constipated


  • #6824
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Can be served chilled


  • #6825
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    went to the Jedward concert this week and though it was "Deadliiiiiii"


  • #6826
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    sNarah wrote: »
    went to the Jedward concert this week and though it was "Deadliiiiiii"

    .....that's practically slanderous....(Hi sNarah)...:p

    Has developed worrying uses for the discarded tops of pineapples...


  • #6827
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    And while Cicero was at the Jedward concert, he got their signatures, framed them, decorated the frame with little lights and put in into a small grotto on his front lawn.


  • #6828
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Is about to be Tar'ed....feathered is optional


  • #6829
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Is very jealous, because, he himself, would like to be feathered by Tar. And mothered. And petted. And licked. And hugged. And stimulated.


  • #6830
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Prefers a variety of methods to be used in order to achieve her unique chocolate flavour...


  • #6831
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Cicero is in fact a secret agent for the Irish Secret Service.
    He could tell you this, but then he would have to kill you.


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  • #6832
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Hank is actually the son of a famous father, but is too embaressed to admit they are related.


  • #6833
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    It's not unusual for sNarah to become embroiled in political scandals.
    These scandals usually involve Brian Cowen and Cool Whip.


  • #6834
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    :p

    Hank's father wanted him to be a ballet dancer. Hank didn't agree and studied economics. He now works for NAMA.


  • #6835
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    sNarah was once bitten by a radioactive worm and she now has the power to slide along the ground at an extremely slow pace.


  • #6836
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Hank Jones is a pickpocket and never jones for hankies


  • #6837
    anto kerr
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 131 ✭✭anto kerr


    matt holck is on the run for murder and now hides out in san diago in a cave with under pants gnomes


    underpants_gnomes_south_park.JPG


  • #6838
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    anto kerr likes dogs


  • #6839
    Exclamation Marc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,400 ✭✭✭✭Exclamation Marc


    Matt Holck has no armpits.


  • #6840
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    got chucked out of the scouts for showing all the boys the wrong version of the sheep shank


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  • #6841
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    was left on and turned to mush


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