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Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

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  • #452
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I have to spell it out because people who post here are extremely stupid.


  • #453
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    By du.

    What's wrong with the guidelines? They're as clear as a northsider's prison record.


  • #454
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    To be fair, he did miss a couple of guidelines, because my keyboard had stopped working about half way through the original post, so I just wrote out the rest and glued them onto my screen.


  • #455
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Soo much effort. Why dint ya just write them on the screen in crayon like a pregnant wimmin do in New Zealand?


  • #456
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Cos then I wouldn't have been able to see the screen when I want to play Bible Adventures, duh.


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  • #457
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    The bible is fiction you know. Written by canadian swing singer Michael Bible - Who's recent hit "Just haven't crucified you yet" topped the Israeli charts.


  • #458
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    You can't ban ME, humph :mad:


  • #459
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Damn it he's right! :(


  • #460
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I want burritos.


  • #461
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    STOP FACEBOOK STALKING ME! :eek:


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  • #462
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Mwahahahahahaha.

    The Soviet Union will rise again!!!!!!!


  • #463
    Jay P
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Sarky wrote: »
    I have to spell it out because people who post here are extremely stupid.

    Not necessarily. Maybe people are bored, and getting banned is just a way for them to fill up some time.

    I, for one, am not stupid. I like coming back here to remind myself of the time I had immunity for a week.


  • #464
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It's a crying shame the regulars of the day didn't listen to you back then. The amount of twisted knickers would have been much lower. Oh well. Hope you like the ban.


  • #465
    Gardalover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭Gardalover


    !Cuckkoo! :mad:


  • #466
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Don't come back until you can spell "Cuckoo".

    Or 3 weeks, whichever's first.


  • #467
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    C-u-c-k-o-o


  • #468
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Good work there.


  • #469
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Not that hard really. This is hard.
    *Vanishes in cloud of smoke*


  • #470
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    frisky-dingo-killface-postcard1.jpg


  • #471
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    God I love Frisky Dingo. Not enough to stop banning you for 3 weeks, but I do appreciate the effort. <3


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  • #472
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Midnight EG made me post here:(


  • #473
    NoDice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭NoDice


    Midnight EG made me do this too.. I'm scared... I don't want to be banned...... :(:(


  • #474
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    NoDice wrote: »
    Midnight EG made me do this too.. I'm scared... I don't want to be banned...... :(:(

    Hehe It's coming so you better get your vaseline handy :pac:
    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    SARRRKYYYYYYY, YOU'RE GONNA BE HAPPY WITH ME =D

    :pac::pac::pac::pac:

    Yeah Sarky pat that man on the back for a job well done


  • #475
    Mr Freeze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,618 ✭✭✭Mr Freeze


    eh.....hello?


  • #476
    NoDice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭NoDice


    Vaseline??? NOOOOOO!! I knew I forgot to pack something this morning!!!!


  • #477
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    3 weeks off for all my loyal subjects. Including Midnight_EG, who should know that mods can see deleted posts.


  • #478
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Woo woo Woo


  • #479
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Well sir. Seeing as you are now retiring. I give you permission to permaban me from this haven. Do it quick, before the buffoons take over. God speed.


  • #480
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Whoops. Forgot about this. Bonito permabanned. Sorry for the delay!


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  • #481
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    1.jpg


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