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Pineapples

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  • #62
    ToniTuddle
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    :eek:



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQTZC9-WOic


  • #63
    [Deleted User]
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  • #64
    Glenster
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  • #65
    joes girls
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  • #66
    joes girls
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    Some peoples just get the best jobs!!!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKNp3M0ujBc
    :)


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  • #67
    Cicero
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    sNarah wrote: »
    Oh here's our waitress now.

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    ***picks jaw back up from ground, mops up dribble with bounty (the stronger soaker upper)....composes himself....takes deep breath...ahem****

    Hi, **he says in a high pitched voice**

    I will have the prawns with pineapple for starters:
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    Then I'll have this for mains:

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    and eh......OK OK.....I will have this for desert:

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  • #68
    Cicero
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    and this to drink:


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  • #69
    sNarah
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    I'm better looking then that waitress you know, so pay attention! :o

    I'll have these to start:
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    Followed by:

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    and I think I'll skip dessert this time.

    Drinkies: i'll have this one with a double shot of gin please:

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    NomNomNom


  • #70
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    well that was all lovely..must take one of their cards: ****you never know when I might return there .....checks waitress roster for the next two weeks****

    Where to now?:D


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  • #71
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Oh.

    Goddamn internet can't find picture of death/car crashed/burned/tortured waitress. FINE.

    How about we go here:

    The Pineapple House is a unique Bali style private 3 bedroom villa. Each bedroom has on-suite bathrooms, is fully staffed and has fantastic views of Chaweng Beach.
    The Pineapple house has a private swimming pool and Jacuzzi along with all the amenities you could ask. A truly unique villa.


    Services Available
    • 2 Housekeepers: 7 days /week
    • Cook: 7 days/week
    • Security guard on site: 24 hours/ 7 days a week
    • Manager on site: 7 days/week
    • Pre-stocking of villa with groceries on request with 24 hours notice

    Contact us for availability:
    For more information & reservation call 1-877-993-0100
    or email: sales@luxuryretreats.com
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    Villa Features
    Staff
    Chef, 2 Housekeeper, Manager, Security
    Pool

    Infinity Pool, Jacuzzi

    Villa Features
    Air-Conditioning, Alfresco Dining, BBQ, CD Player, Ceiling Fans, Computer, DVD Player, Free Internet, Home Theatre, Internet - DSL, Safe, Satellite TV, TV, Washer, Wireless Internet Access

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  • #72
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Services Available

    * 2 Housekeepers: 7 days /week
    * Cook: 7 days/week
    * Security guard on site: 24 hours/ 7 days a week
    * Manager on site: 7 days/week
    * Pre-stocking of villa with groceries on request with 24 hours notice


    not sure I could handle 2 housekeepers for 7 days:o


  • #73
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I'm not too worried about them housekeepers, they are not hot thai girls you know.

    See?

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    Now, are you coming for a swim or what???


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  • #74
    joes girls
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUur4pj9wrI


  • #75
    Cicero
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    Ready or not,,,,,here I come..............hicup...

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  • #76
    joes girls
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    Oops sorry, didnt mean to put my pineapple in the way ...........Going now, carry on!!!


  • #77
    sNarah
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    ***Jets of to the beach by herself***
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  • #78
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    sNarah wrote: »
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    ***Jets of to the beach by herself***
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    Ah,,,don't let Joes Girls scare you....she's usually fairly placid as long as you don't make any sudden movements...


  • #79
    sNarah
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    Ah you're allright JG. Wonna come to the beach with me?

    We could play some volleybal maybe?

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  • #80
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    You girls have fun....I've gotta do some more grass mowing....nites all ...:D


  • #81
    [Deleted User]
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  • #82
    sNarah
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    Is your garden the size of a football field perhaps??

    Nighynight then

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  • #83
    joes girls
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    Nites Cicero, mow easy now, ya have to be careful at your age:)

    And no shakin them Apples!!!


  • #84
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    joes girls wrote: »
    Nites Cicero, mow easy now, ya have to be careful at your age:)

    And no shakin them Apples!!!

    Listen here Miss Stretch Marks & Saggy Bottom 2009....get back to your botox session and text me to let me know what expression your face wants to make when you read this...!!:p


  • #85
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    now...where's my cocktail...***any no funny stuff on that word JG after I'm gone either!!!***

    Ah yes....here it is:


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  • #86
    sNarah
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    Cicero Ive a prezzie for you

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  • #87
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    WOW...tripple the pleasure....1/4 of the time...I love it...thank-you....:D

    .....and something for you then :p

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  • #88
    sNarah
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    Too much cocktails


  • #89
    sNarah
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    Cicero wrote: »
    WOW...tripple the pleasure....1/4 of the time...I love it...thank-you....:D

    .....and something for you then :p
    Oh stanks mucho. The mower vibrated also you know :o:o:o

    Can't believe them cocktails, so drunk, ive actually started dancing OhUH

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  • #90
    Cicero
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    me too....:o

    that's why I'm having a Guinness instead......................:D

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  • #91
    sNarah
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    Still dancing

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