Pineapples

ToniTuddle

:eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQTZC9-WOic

Glenster

joes girls

joes girls

Some peoples just get the best jobs!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKNp3M0ujBc

Cicero

sNarah wrote: »

Oh here's our waitress now.

***picks jaw back up from ground, mops up dribble with bounty (the stronger soaker upper)....composes himself....takes deep breath...ahem****

Hi, **he says in a high pitched voice**

I will have the prawns with pineapple for starters:


Then I'll have this for mains:




and eh......OK OK.....I will have this for desert:

Cicero

and this to drink:

sNarah

I'm better looking then that waitress you know, so pay attention!

I'll have these to start:


Followed by:



and I think I'll skip dessert this time.

Drinkies: i'll have this one with a double shot of gin please:



NomNomNom

Cicero

well that was all lovely..must take one of their cards: ****you never know when I might return there .....checks waitress roster for the next two weeks****

Where to now?:D

sNarah

Oh.

Goddamn internet can't find picture of death/car crashed/burned/tortured waitress. FINE.

How about we go here:

The Pineapple House is a unique Bali style private 3 bedroom villa. Each bedroom has on-suite bathrooms, is fully staffed and has fantastic views of Chaweng Beach.
The Pineapple house has a private swimming pool and Jacuzzi along with all the amenities you could ask. A truly unique villa.


Services Available

• 2 Housekeepers: 7 days /week
• Cook: 7 days/week
• Security guard on site: 24 hours/ 7 days a week
• Manager on site: 7 days/week
• Pre-stocking of villa with groceries on request with 24 hours notice

Contact us for availability:
For more information & reservation call 1-877-993-0100
or email: sales@luxuryretreats.com


Villa Features
Staff
Chef, 2 Housekeeper, Manager, Security
Pool

Infinity Pool, Jacuzzi

Villa Features
Air-Conditioning, Alfresco Dining, BBQ, CD Player, Ceiling Fans, Computer, DVD Player, Free Internet, Home Theatre, Internet - DSL, Safe, Satellite TV, TV, Washer, Wireless Internet Access

Cicero

Services Available

* 2 Housekeepers: 7 days /week
* Cook: 7 days/week
* Security guard on site: 24 hours/ 7 days a week
* Manager on site: 7 days/week
* Pre-stocking of villa with groceries on request with 24 hours notice


not sure I could handle 2 housekeepers for 7 days:o

sNarah

I'm not too worried about them housekeepers, they are not hot thai girls you know.

See?



Now, are you coming for a swim or what???

joes girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUur4pj9wrI

Cicero

Ready or not,,,,,here I come..............hicup...

joes girls

Oops sorry, didnt mean to put my pineapple in the way ...........Going now, carry on!!!

sNarah

***Jets of to the beach by herself***

Cicero

sNarah wrote: »

***Jets of to the beach by herself***

Ah,,,don't let Joes Girls scare you....she's usually fairly placid as long as you don't make any sudden movements...

sNarah

Ah you're allright JG. Wonna come to the beach with me?

We could play some volleybal maybe?

Cicero

You girls have fun....I've gotta do some more grass mowing....nites all ...:D

sNarah

Is your garden the size of a football field perhaps??

Nighynight then

joes girls

Nites Cicero, mow easy now, ya have to be careful at your age:)

And no shakin them Apples!!!

Cicero

joes girls wrote: »

Nites Cicero, mow easy now, ya have to be careful at your age:)

And no shakin them Apples!!!

Listen here Miss Stretch Marks & Saggy Bottom 2009....get back to your botox session and text me to let me know what expression your face wants to make when you read this...!!:p

Cicero

now...where's my cocktail...***any no funny stuff on that word JG after I'm gone either!!!***

Ah yes....here it is:

sNarah

Cicero Ive a prezzie for you

Cicero

WOW...tripple the pleasure....1/4 of the time...I love it...thank-you....:D

.....and something for you then

sNarah

Too much cocktails

sNarah

Cicero wrote: »

WOW...tripple the pleasure....1/4 of the time...I love it...thank-you....:D

.....and something for you then

Oh stanks mucho. The mower vibrated also you know :o:o

Can't believe them cocktails, so drunk, ive actually started dancing OhUH

Cicero

me too....:o

that's why I'm having a Guinness instead......................:D

sNarah

Still dancing