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  • #6692
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Doesn't tend to like cordial greetings


  • #6693
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Cicero though he was a man but he was muffin.


  • #6694
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Came 2nd in the 1998 all Ireland rain dance finals.


  • #6695
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Started a raindance and the sun came out...hi homah:)


  • #6696
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Hello Cicero :)

    Eats spaghetti using unwanted Crystal Swing CDs.


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  • #6697
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Thinks a spaghetti western is a chain of Italian hotels....gonna head soon ...as you can see I'm posting quite silly this evening...all OK with you?


  • #6698
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    All good chief :cool:

    Broke the bank at Monte Carlo. Used a hurley to smash up the counter and then ripped the pen off the chain :eek:


  • #6699
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Broke into a bank last weekend with the intention of robbing it....turns out Homah picked Anglo Irish....he stole a load of loans.....now HE owes 10 billion euro....


  • #6700
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Eats sandwiches made from tinfoil.


  • #6701
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Eats tinfoil made of sandwiches ....nite homah....:)


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  • #6702
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Niteo Cicero

    sleeps in a bed made of raspberries


  • #6703
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    believes that shamrock flavored candy will be a hit


  • #6704
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Matt works in the pasport office.


  • #6705
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    sNarah licks the back of post-its.


  • #6706
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    *Yummie*

    Glenster just licks backsides.


  • #6707
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    When he's not spying on Glenster's private ablutions, sNarah goes into the audience of The Frontline every week and asks where her bailout is.


  • #6708
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Hm Hm ... *SHE*!!!

    Glenster is the president of the Pat Kenny Fan Club.


  • #6709
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    They refused sNarah entry because she was too much of a square.


  • #6710
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Glenser likes showering with men and scurries round on his hands and knees constantly dropping the soap on purpose


  • #6711
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Pot Noodle= takes two bottles to the shower


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  • #6712
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    When Pot Noodle is done with them bottles, Cicero steals them and sniffs the bottles vigorously for hours.


  • #6713
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    sNarah has lost her sense of smell from years of sticking pineapples up her nose


  • #6714
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Which is much healthier then that white powder Cicero keeps sniffing in the bathrooms of the local nightclub.


  • #6715
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    sNarah likes infinity pools but she could never swim in them, as she can only count to 73


  • #6716
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    cicero can only remember the first 3 numbers of the number Pi.


  • #6717
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    sNarah was never good at math as once the teacher mentioned pie, she went foooooood, feeeeed meeeee...


  • #6718
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Cicero once tried the "expirement" out of American pie.... and got some bits severly burned as he forgot to let the pie cool down first


  • #6719
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    sNarah swears by TSAM hair jel


  • #6720
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    How did you know??????

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    Cicero killed a kitten once. A ginger one nontheless. And he didn't even feel any remorse :(


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  • #6721
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Has biggy lips!!!


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