comic song or rhyme for wedding anniversary

gubby · 23-03-2010 02:18PM #1

Not sure if this is the right forum so mods feel free to change.
I am going to an 25th wedding anniversary party next week and I am looking for some comic songs or rhymes to sing or say. (for everyone's sake it would be better to say as I am not a singer)
I have tried google so if anyone know any or a link I would appreciate help with this
cheers

Jordan Berbatov · 23-03-2010 02:20PM

fuck her gently, tenacious d, dedicate it to the couple

TheZohanS · 23-03-2010 02:21PM

Moved to Humour; where all the funny people hang out.

Trashbat · 23-03-2010 02:21PM

Check out GMC's best man speech on youtube, could give you some ideas. I cant link to it because I have no access (couldnt be bothered).

Or check the humour forum for the old man and wife jokes.

RoundTower · 24-03-2010 03:26AM

this sounds perfect for the occasion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K2tCp0CMV8

RoundTower · 24-03-2010 03:54AM

and if you can get away with that you may as well tell this one

A couple are celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary and manage to book the very same resort, even hotel room, that they used on their honeymoon.

Deciding to give her husband a little treat, the wife slips off into the bathroom while hubby's watching TV to slip on the negligee that she wore that first night together.

She opens the bathroom door, and her husband looks over. "What were you thinking 25 years ago, darling?" she asks.

"I was thinking," he replies, "that I'm going to suck your tits dry and **** your brains out."

She smiles. "And now?"

He replies, "I'm thinking I did a pretty good job of it."

Dravokivich · 25-03-2010 05:59PM

@RoundTower

Slick man!

comic song or rhyme for wedding anniversary

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