Surprise - surprise! Man goes out - returns for his wallet - house squatters invaded!

Biggins · 22-03-2010 05:05PM #1

A householder returned from work early to discover a family had moved into his home, a court heard.
The man was astounded to find Mihai and Laura Dediu moving his belongings out of his cupboards while their young child looked on.
The couple claimed they had been told that the two-bedroomed end-of-terrace property in Northampton had been empty for some time and they could squat there.

Northampton Crown Court heard the man had left his home on December 7 last year, but returned shortly afterwards because he forgot his wallet. He discovered the couple had forced their way in.
Judge Richard Baray said: 'The owner comes back at 5pm and there's an unknown car parked in his drive and the lights to the house are on.

Story continues HERE.

Thinking upon the same lines...

So has anyone been shocked at being caught out by anything in a short period of time?
Someone returned home unexpected! (Her mother?) :pac:
The boss?
The "other half"?

Do tell and brighten our day...

Sean Quagmire · 22-03-2010 05:12PM

Actual police photo

OutlawPete · 22-03-2010 05:12PM

One summer when I was 13, mates and myself (around a dozen of us) were watching a porno in his gaff, this was about an two hours after his folks went off to Kerry for the weekend.

Half way though it didn't their car come back up the driveway.

Everyone scarpered left and right, out the back garden, up the stairs, under the stairs .. and left the sitting room deserted with the porno playing away full blast.

In comes the folks to the close up sights of an LA blonde be DP'd with all the sound effects ..

Biggins · 22-03-2010 05:14PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

One summer when I was 13...

Ha-ha lovely stuff.
Caught (very!) red-handed were we? :pac:

(Was it the left hand or the right hand?)

minidazzler · 22-03-2010 05:16PM

Haha, that excellent! I wonder did they claim squatters rights?

JONJO THE MISER · 22-03-2010 05:21PM

:D I have it all now, could you imagine someone moving into your house and throwing all your stuff to the curb while you were down the supermarket.

Biggins · 22-03-2010 05:21PM

Was personally caught out by the return of a girlfriends mother one day in her house.
In an attempt to get the pants back on, a certain part got caught in a zip and... well, there was a pain gained that I NEVER experienced before in my life nor have ever after, upon recovery (which was days away).

Aaa... there is things I don't miss from my teenage years! And thats top of the list.

alwaysadub · 22-03-2010 05:23PM

Housemate came home at lunch one day while i was getting to know someone better in the sitting room;). It was like something out of a film-us jumping about trying to get half dressed and could see the handle turning on the sitting room door...then her phone rang so she had to go answer it. By the time she came into the sitting room we were both sitting on different couches watching the tv all innocently:D

minidazzler · 22-03-2010 05:26PM

alwaysadub wrote: »

Housemate came home at lunch one day while i was getting to know someone better in the sitting room;). It was like something out of a film-us jumping about trying to get half dressed and could see the handle turning on the sitting room door...then her phone rang so she had to go answer it. By the time she came into the sitting room we were both sitting on different couches watching the tv all innocently:D

You need to get yourself a sock to hang on the door!

And that biatch shouldn't be ruining nooners!!!

OutlawPete · 22-03-2010 05:28PM

Biggins wrote: »

Ha-ha lovely stuff.
Caught (very!) red-handed were we? :pac:

(Was it the left hand or the right hand?)

There was none of that.

Had heard rumours of soggy biscuit sessions around the town growing up, but think they were pure urban myths, hope so anyway

nucking futs · 22-03-2010 05:29PM

When I was around 14, me and my mates were watching Borat in the living room. Half-way through the part where they run naked through the hotel, my grandmother walked in. All we could do was pause the DVD and pray that she didn't turn around to look at it

alwaysadub · 22-03-2010 05:29PM

minidazzler wrote: »

You need to get yourself a sock to hang on the door!

And that biatch shouldn't be ruining nooners!!!

Well ,it was her house. And she wasn't the liberal sort:)

So i moved into a house by myself-problem solved:D

Rogue-Trooper · 22-03-2010 05:56PM

A few years ago, a well-known building in Dublin's IFSC was being completely refurbished. The 'Building Management System' (air con / heating / etc) was run on a PC down in a basement office. The PC conveniently had a DVD drive built in to it. One afternoon, the foreman was conducting a tour of the building with some of the contractors when they opened the door and walked into the office to find one of the junior electricians sitting at the PC with his bags around his ankles 'pleasuring himself' while watching an 'adult themed' movie.......

To this day, I ALWAYS knock on that door before I enter......just in case......:eek:

sbsquarepants · 22-03-2010 06:07PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

There was none of that.

Had heard rumours of soggy biscuit sessions around the town growing up, but think they were pure urban myths, hope so anyway

Had to look this up in urban dictionary.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!!!!! Jesus christ, what's wrong with some people!!
That's all i'll say on the matter.:eek:

Run_to_da_hills · 22-03-2010 06:17PM

Daily Mail wrote:

Judge Richard Bray on the Romanian squatters: 'We are going back to Dickensian times it appears'

Romanian or Roma?????

Scarydoll · 22-03-2010 06:37PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Had heard rumours of soggy biscuit sessions around the town growing up, but think they were pure urban myths, hope so anyway

Omg why did I look that up????

Duggy747 · 22-03-2010 06:47PM

Me and a mate went back to his flat one night and found a lad (who was barred from the flat) upstairs riding someone else's woman in my mate's bed! :eek:

Needless to say my mate flipped, slapped him around a bit and then chased the guy down the street..........on a Saturday night.........while everyone was out on the streets after the clubs..........and the guy only had his boxers on

Surprise - surprise! Man goes out - returns for his wallet - house squatters invaded!

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