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Relationships vs On The Pull

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  • #122
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    Im in a realationship now, had to, after I felt the unltimate rejection..... my hand fell asleep.....


  • #123
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Sugar Daddies ain't too unpopular either .. :p

    I'm also partial to these... :D


  • #124
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Abitar wrote: »
    I'm also partial to these... :D

    Only thing is, I have no Sugar :D

    Just old, let's face it ..

    Cougars can get the young'uns without the money.

    How is it fair that the male equivalent needs to be minted :(

    Ah well, I'll just stick to hiring sports cars by the hour and cruising the strip* for now.

    *Harcourt St / Copper Face Jacks


  • #125
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Only thing is, I have no Sugar :D

    Just old, let's face it ..

    Cougars can get the young'uns without the money.

    How is it fair that the male equivalent needs to be minted :(

    Ah well, I'll just stick to hiring sports cars by the hour and cruising the strip* for now.

    *Harcourt St / Copper Face Jacks

    Not always true. A hefty langer helps though :pac:


  • #126
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Abitar wrote: »
    Not always true. A hefty langer helps though :pac:
    Which is something that is also hard to find :(


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  • #127
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,327 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Look harder dammit! :D

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #128
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Abitar wrote: »
    Not always true. A hefty langer helps though :pac:

    True and I have a photo of it in my wallet also :p


  • #129
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Look harder dammit! :D
    And get a name for myself? :eek:

    Ok then :D


  • #130
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Kiera wrote: »
    Which is something that is also hard to find :(

    You're doing it wrong. You're not dropping the hand before you take 'em home, are you?

    For a small fee, I'll lend you my little black book :pac:
    Wibbs wrote: »
    Look harder dammit! :D
    +1 (harder... tee hee)
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    True and I have a photo of it in my wallet also :p
    Can I see your wallet for a sec?

    *flutters eyelashes*
    Kiera wrote: »
    And get a name for myself? :eek:

    Ok then :D

    /facepalm

    Theres no helping some women! =P


  • #131
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Abitar wrote: »
    You're doing it wrong. You're not dropping the hand before you take 'em home, are you?

    For a small fee, I'll lend you my little black book :pac:
    Of course i am dropping the hand. Sure thats my "chat up line" at the bar. You hardly think i'm gonna bring them home to find they have a button mushroom now do you?

    I'm too innocent to use your little black book ;)


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  • #132
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'm too innocent to use your little black book ;)

    well i'm not, hand it over abi :)


  • #133
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    You? Innocent? :pac: :pac:




    Suit yourself then. Those nights can be so long and cold babes.. you remember that!



    Its all yours WAHT :D


  • #134
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Kiera wrote: »
    Of course i am dropping the hand. Sure thats my "chat up line" at the bar. You hardly think i'm gonna bring them home to find they have a button mushroom now do you?

    I'm too innocent to use your little black book ;)

    Remember Kiera, a morning of awkwardness beats a night of loneliness! :D


  • #135
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Abitar wrote: »
    Can I see your wallet for a sec?

    *flutters eyelashes*

    It's not my cock, just some guy's big langer off Gaydar :D


  • #136
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Abitar wrote: »
    You? Innocent? :pac: :pac:




    Suit yourself then. Those nights can be so long and cold babes.. you remember that!



    Its all yours WAHT :D
    minidazzler wrote: »
    Remember Kiera, a morning of awkwardness beats a night of loneliness! :D
    Wooooh peeps. I gots me a bed warmer ;) I'm not gonna die alone and smelling of cat wee just yet!

    /i feel like i'm on bloody trial for not wanting a BF (right now) :mad:


  • #137
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Kiera wrote: »
    Wooooh peeps. I gots me a bed warmer ;) I'm not gonna die alone and smelling of cat wee just yet!

    /i feel like i'm on bloody trial for not wanting a BF (right now) :mad:

    You're not on trial...I just like quoting Californication! :D

    Also, you would more than likely have to stand trial if you DID want a BF! :P


  • #138
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Remember Kiera, a morning of awkwardness beats a night of loneliness! :D
    The lad has a point....
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    It's not my cock, just some guy's big langer off Gaydar :D
    It'll do! :pac:

    /fap
    Kiera wrote: »
    Wooooh peeps. I gots me a bed warmer ;) I'm not gonna die alone and smelling of cat wee just yet!

    /i feel like i'm on bloody trial for not wanting a BF (right now) :mad:

    We're not trying to get you a boyfriend, just the roide :pac:


  • #139
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    minidazzler wrote: »
    You're not on trial...I just like quoting Californication! :D

    Also, you would more than likely have to stand trial if you DID want a BF! :P
    This is true. Couldnt go through all that again.


  • #140
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Abitar wrote: »
    We're not trying to get you a boyfriend, just the roide :pac:
    Jesus woman, are you blonde? I'm waiting to find someone worth taking home, remember!


  • #141
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Kiera wrote: »
    Jesus woman, are you blonde? I'm waiting to find someone worth taking home, remember!

    Problem is, they can't prove their worth til you take them home...so get yourself a male harem! :D


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  • #142
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Problem is, they can't prove their worth til you take them home...so get yourself a male harem! :D
    Course they can:
    Kiera wrote: »
    Of course i am dropping the hand. Sure thats my "chat up line" at the bar. You hardly think i'm gonna bring them home to find they have a button mushroom now do you?


  • #143
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Kiera wrote: »
    Course they can:

    They could still be useless! Just because someone has the tool to do a job doesn't mean they know how to do the job!


  • #144
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    minidazzler wrote: »
    They could still be useless! Just because someone has the tool to do a job doesn't mean they know how to do the job!

    they just need to maintain, we can work it ourselves ;)


  • #145
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    minidazzler wrote: »
    They could still be useless! Just because someone has the tool to do a job doesn't mean they know how to do the job!
    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    they just need to maintain, we can work it ourselves ;)
    ^^^^This :D


  • #146
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    So then.....who want's to have a beers? :P


  • #147
    Columbia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Columbia


    Relationship gets my vote. My girlfriend enriches every single day of my life, supports me in everything I do, I never have to ask for anything twice from her.

    I wouldn't swap her for a Ferrari full of naked supermodels :D


  • #148
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Columbia wrote: »
    Relationship gets my vote. My girlfriend enriches every single day of my life, supports me in everything I do, I never have to ask for anything twice from her.


    Puke!


  • #149
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Kiera wrote: »
    Jesus woman, are you blonde? I'm waiting to find someone worth taking home, remember!
    Yes I am :p

    Theres no point if hes crap in the sack though Kiera, as shallow as that may sound. Well, at least it would matter a lot to me!
    minidazzler wrote: »
    Problem is, they can't prove their worth til you take them home...so get yourself a male harem! :D
    +1
    minidazzler wrote: »
    They could still be useless! Just because someone has the tool to do a job doesn't mean they know how to do the job!
    Exactly.
    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    they just need to maintain, we can work it ourselves ;)
    This is also true :D


  • #150
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Columbia wrote: »
    Relationship gets my vote. My girlfriend enriches every single day of my life, supports me in everything I do, I never have to ask for anything twice from her.

    I wouldn't swap her for a Ferrari full of naked supermodels :D

    In fairness, you could only fit 2 supermodels into a ferrari and they are WAYYYYY to skinny.

    Fcuk this girlfriend business, give me 2 slappers who enjoy sex and who are free from disease and daddy issues and I would be happy! :D Older and with some money would be a major ++++++


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  • #151
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Abitar wrote: »
    Yes I am :p

    Theres no point if hes crap in the sack though Kiera, as shallow as that may sound. Well, at least it would matter a lot to me!
    So if they're crap you wouldnt go back for seconds? I mean how else would you teach them what to do?


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