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  • #6632
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Pink Foam loves candyfloss and it makes him feel all sticky and gooey on the outside as he does inside. Lucky Dunnes have a special on mansize kleenex.


  • #6633
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    CDfm likes to remove his trousers in public, tie them around his neck and proclaim himself to be "the tinkle dinkle ha ha man"


  • #6634
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    CDfm wrote: »
    I have pushed forward the release date to easter owing to enquiries on buns of steel from a certain nameless individual whose codename is Mr C____o

    If only I could decipher that code. Best get onto the pentagon ASAP.

    Red Storm was the basis for the character of Bull McCabe in the 1990 film The Field.


  • #6635
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Red Storm wrote: »
    CDfm likes to remove his trousers in public, tie them around his neck and proclaim himself to be "the tinkle dinkle ha ha man"

    Its the Hahaha hehehe Im the laughing gnome and you cant catch me ;)

    Now Im going gnome cos this is too easy :p


  • #6636
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    marches with grace least he become jarred


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  • #6637
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Tends to be jarred when marching


  • #6638
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Cant march with the bunions on his big toe!!!


  • #6639
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Visits local head-shop on a regular basis


  • #6640
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    wears a smokin jacket and slippers!!!


  • #6641
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Fetches my slippers for me daily


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  • #6642
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Wont let me talk when Eastenders is on!!!


  • #6643
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Speaks with a cockney accent -favourite saying is "naff-off"


  • #6644
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Only knows this cos he hears it so much .......


  • #6645
    irishejit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭irishejit


    He unwinds by placing jellied eels down one trouser leg, a ferret down the other, and then dances to chas and dave songs with both legs full


  • #6646
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Broken records sound less repetitive


  • #6647
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Likes the same things on the same day, week in week out, year after year!!!


  • #6648
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Promises much...delivers little.....often caught calling the kettle "black":D


  • #6649
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Hello this is me Joe's Girls ........... i always has the kettle on!!!


  • #6650
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Hi, this is Fraiser Crane.....I'm listening


  • #6651
    Robin Wren
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭Robin Wren


    Never buys his round of drinks


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  • #6652
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Never drinks when he is around!!!


  • #6653
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    joes girls invests time that doesn't pay out


  • #6654
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    more square than round....more flat than round also....honest....




    ****I've seen them**


  • #6655
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Ah poor matt, you didnt need to tell everyone!!!


  • #6656
    Fukuyama
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    ^^ has no girls


  • #6657
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Dean0088 waits around in the lockerrooms after footballtraining for some hankie-pankie.


  • #6658
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    sNarah just watches!!!


  • #6659
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    JG is publishing a book of her poetry entitled "I've gone Cuckoo...in my pants"


  • #6660
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Cicero insulted Chuck Norris. Chuck didn't think he was worth the roundhouse kick and had Mr.T pity the fool instead.


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  • #6661
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    sNarah once grew several layers of thick scales on her neck, ears, feet and palms. She attributed it to an over-consumption of dinosaur eggs.


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