Mother in law story's!

Tail Wagger · 21-03-2010 01:11AM #1

I have this Mother in Law, she looks just like a bag of old sacks that are burst.
when she comes to the house, she mooches around looking for faults in the house. The poor cat cant stand her either, she [the cat] goes missing for days. The only reason I stay in when she calls is, I'd have to kiss her goodbye. We have a picture of her behind the door, covering the dart board with the darts stuck in it...
Have you got a story about your mother in law...?

starbelgrade · 21-03-2010 01:14AM

Tail Wagger wrote: »

I have this Mother in Law, she looks just like a bag of old sacks that are burst.
when she comes to the house, she mooches around looking for faults in the house. The poor cat cant stand her either, she [the cat] goes missing for days. The only reason I stay in when she calls is, I'd have to kiss her goodbye. We have a picture of her behind the door, covering the dart board with the darts stuck in it...
Have you got a story about your mother in law...?

If yr mother in law looks like a bag of old sacks that are burst, chances are, that yr missus will end up looking the same. I don't want to be bad - but you should never marry a woman before checking out the mother first, to see what's in store for you when you wake up beside her in 20/30 years.

minidazzler · 21-03-2010 01:14AM

My mother in law doesn't exist.....but I can't wait for Biggins to see this thread!

stovelid · 21-03-2010 01:15AM

Mine always asks me if she (wife) is "doing any baking for me" to which I mournfully shake my head. She then clucks reproachfully at my wife and gives me enough home-made scones and bread for the homeward journey to paralyse one of the Solomon's pack elephants.

I like my Mother-In-law.

Tail Wagger · 21-03-2010 01:16AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

If yr mother in law looks like a bag of old sacks that are burst, chances are, that yr missus will end up looking the same. I don't want to be bad - but you should never marry a woman before checking out the mother first, to see what's in store for you when you wake up beside her in 20/30 years.

She got a face lift... The mother in law that is?

tony1kenobi · 21-03-2010 01:18AM

I have an ex mother in law.I wouldn't mind awfully if she crashed a car made of cancer into my ex and died.....along with her husband....of course I'd only want my ex maimed.....I am not a monster.

Tail Wagger · 21-03-2010 01:19AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

If yr mother in law looks like a bag of old sacks that are burst, chances are, that yr missus will end up looking the same. I don't want to be bad - but you should never marry a woman before checking out the mother first, to see what's in store for you when you wake up beside her in 20/30 years.

Oh and the wife looks just like her Auntie Mary, she's good looking?

starbelgrade · 21-03-2010 01:19AM

stovelid wrote: »

Mine always asks me if she (wife) is "doing any baking for me" to which I mournfully shake my head. She then clucks reproachfully at my wife and gives me enough home-made scones and bread for the homeward journey to paralyse one of the Solomon's pack elephants.

I like my Mother-In-law.

Proper order. I like yr mother-in-law too.

Sharpshooter · 21-03-2010 01:50AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

. I don't want to be bad - but you should never marry a woman before checking out the mother first, to see what's in store for you when you wake up beside her in 20/30 years.

I think she'd be pissed off if he had sex with her mother.

jd007 · 21-03-2010 01:56AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

I think she'd be pissed off if he had sex with her mother.

She could join in?

Or am I watching too much porn? :pac:

mail4liam · 21-03-2010 01:57AM

I tried to get the mother in law a job, in the mechanical area of the job, I work in the Circus I fire the big Cannon Gun, we need her for Ammo...:rolleyes:

Mother in law story's!

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