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Conversing with females.

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  • #92
    the keen edge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    TheZohan wrote: »
    She did you a favour, had I seen it you wouldn't have had a chance to edit it.

    Really?. I'am new here. I thought, maybe wrongly, innocent slagging was common place despite forum rules. I've seen a bit of it going on without repercussions.


  • #93
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    xp0 wrote: »
    Hi.

    I'm 26 and sadly to admit still a virgin I've never even got the shift. I find talking to girls hard, quite literally.. I get a noticeable erection and the shakes, and I just can't concentrate on what they're saying.

    Has anyone any tips on talking to girls? I really need help.

    Thanks in advance.

    xp0

    You should practice your techniques on a friend, like your mother.


  • #94
    Krusader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    OP,
    Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal and you'll be grand


  • #95
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,012 ✭✭✭The_B_Man
    Something about sandwiches


    "...and the talent show is THIS FRIDAY!!"


  • #96
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,886 ✭✭✭worded


    xp0 wrote: »
    Hi.

    I get a noticeable erection and the shakes, and I just can't concentrate on what they're saying. Has anyone any tips on talking to girls? I really need help.

    xp0


    I remember hearing about a fellow years ago with a similar problem.
    When he wanted to speak to women he got an erection. The answer is to get some duct tape and tape your penis around your leg.

    The down side can be that when aroused you may kick her in the head.


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  • #97
    Lu Tze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,524 ✭✭✭Lu Tze


    I get a noticeable erection and the shakes, and I just can't concentrate on what they're saying.

    Did anybody else think of the "jizzed in my pants" video when they read this?


  • #98
    Steel Pump
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭Steel Pump


    TheZohan wrote: »
    She did you a favour, had I seen it you wouldn't have had a chance to edit it.

    Girls smell desperation


  • #99
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    I question the validity of this Thread, it cannot be for real? surely not?


  • #100
    xp0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭xp0


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    You should practice your techniques on a friend, like your mother.

    She died when I was 16.


    Would me being ginger have anything to do with this?


  • #101
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    xp0 wrote: »
    Would me being ginger have anything to do with this?

    BINGO

    /thread


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  • #102
    whadabouchasir
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭whadabouchasir


    xp0 wrote: »

    Would me being ginger have anything to do with this?
    Of course it would in the words of cartman "Gingers are vile and disgusting."


  • #103
    xp0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭xp0


    How much is hair dye? Like, enough to bleech my whole head?


  • #104
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    xp0 wrote: »
    How much is hair dye? Like, enough to bleech my whole head?

    See, ginger isn't about hair colour, it's a personality....and everyone see's right through dyed gingers.

    Your only hope now is to give up and become a rent boy in America.


  • #105
    Leftyflip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,463 ✭✭✭Leftyflip


    OP, this may be affordable.


  • #106
    thee glitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭thee glitz


    xp0 wrote: »
    How much is hair dye? Like, enough to bleech my whole head?

    Better ask a female.


  • #107
    JJ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭JJ


    Don't know if this was suggested already but you need to have a **** before you go out, like in There's Something About Mary but make sure you don't get any jism on your ear.


  • #108
    Freemasonry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 152 ✭✭Freemasonry


    Use chloroform.


  • #109
    pirelli
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭pirelli


    xp0 wrote: »
    How much is hair dye? Like, enough to bleech my whole head?

    2 bottles for a euro you can get em 'in town' on moore street.

    OP: You don't have to dye your ginger curls. You might want to maybe consider taking a indigenious girl out. She might also have problems getting a date and you could at the very least act as her guide and help her cross the road until she trusts you.

    You probably shouldn't get 'cute' with her but she might kiss you, just might if you bring her to a disco and dance with her in a slow set. OP just leave it at that, keep the hairy ninja firmly under lock and key.

    As someone suggested yoga might relieve some of that erm tension.


  • #110
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    pirelli wrote: »
    2 bottles for a euro you can get em 'in town' on moore street.

    OP: You don't have to dye your ginger curls. You might want to maybe consider taking a indigenious girl out. She might also have problems getting a date and you could at the very least act as her guide and help her cross the road until she trusts you.

    You probably shouldn't get 'cute' with her but she might kiss you, just might if you bring her to a disco and dance with her in a slow set. OP just leave it at that, keep the hairy ninja firmly under lock and key.

    As someone suggested yoga might relieve some of that erm tension.
    That's ok for you to say. You're a ready made rubber for whenever the chance presents itself :p


  • #111
    pirelli
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭pirelli


    Bonito wrote: »
    That's ok for you to say. You're a ready made rubber for whenever the chance presents itself :p

    If she melts my heart then i'm like a jelly baby. If not she get's burned.


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  • #112
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Just say Howya love I'm gonna stretch your motherf*ckin' ass like my c*ck stretches my underwear


  • #113
    xp0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭xp0


    A year on and I have good news my friends :D
    I stuck my tongue in a girl's mouth last Saturday night, she was v.drunk and kinda asleep.. does this count? Have I removed the burden of being a 'friggit' ?


  • #114
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,027 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    xp0 wrote: »
    A year on and I have good news my friends :D
    I stuck my tongue in a girl's mouth last Saturday night, she was v.drunk and kinda asleep.. does this count? Have I removed the burden of being a 'friggit' ?

    Yes. You've moved on to "potential sex offender". Congratulations.


  • #115
    xp0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭xp0


    For Forks Sake wrote: »
    Yes. You've moved on to "potential sex offender".

    At least I won't be slagged for being a friggit... Success :)


  • #116
    eilo1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭eilo1


    Ill give you one OP ! you sound nice and in need of some breaking and schooling!:)


  • #117
    mcmoustache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,236 ✭✭✭mcmoustache


    It's good to see progress. Now, next time you get into the same situation, just wait till she falls asleep and ride away. Girls like it like that because they won't have to see your ginger head or listen to your stutter.

    Oh, and don't forget to wear a condom.


  • #118
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    xp0 wrote: »
    A year on and I have good news my friends :D
    I stuck my tongue in a girl's mouth last Saturday night, she was v.drunk and kinda asleep.. does this count? Have I removed the burden of being a 'friggit' ?
    One of these?


  • #119
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    xp0 wrote: »
    At least I won't be slagged for being a friggit... Success :)
    I got with my first girl in the last year too. This thread's obviously magic.


    *High 5*




    I bet mine was uglier than yours :( ....


  • #120
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    xp0 wrote: »
    A year on and I have good news my friends :D
    I stuck my tongue in a girl's mouth last Saturday night, she was v.drunk and kinda asleep.. does this count? Have I removed the burden of being a 'friggit' ?

    Haha 99% sure this is OP's facebook.. I sent this thread to a couple of his friends. :D

    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506


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  • #121
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    Trashbat wrote: »
    Maybe you should buy this t-shirt

    If you think you can handle that much poon

    I honestly saw a guy where that in Dublin City before. Was having a meal (availing of a Menupages offer :pac:) and saw some dude wearing that t-shirt. He was speaking French, but I was so tempted to ask him where he gets it, how he must get chicks etc.

    I must have literally lol'd when I saw it as I wasn't expecting to see one in real life. It pretty much made my decade.


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