You Know your addicted to Cod when.....

thecornflake · 08-03-2010 05:32PM

Goat_Boy_jones wrote: »

When you turn your girlfriend down for a shag instead to play mw2...

:rolleyes: amateur , you gotta learn how to multitask and use sleight of hand , hard line and steady aim , you shouldn't really need any red dot or anything unless you're a total noob.

Shammy · 08-03-2010 05:46PM

When your girlfriend is asleep and you want to have sex so you try to do a "tactical insertion"

When you see someone trip and fall and you yell "tango down!" at them

After jumping off a three story building you realize that Commando Pro isn't real, so there is going to be some SEVERE fall damage.

You see a fat chick and say to yourself "Man, somebody needs to use their lightweight perk!". (Many women choose to use Coldblooded instead.)

When you wonder why you didn't get a Chopper Gunner after you get a strike in bowling, but then you realize it's because you don't have Hardline on.

when the power goes out you yell "we've been EMP'ed"

blueovalmk2 · 08-03-2010 08:35PM

wen you argue with your kids over whos next!!!

wen you tell your misses your putting the baby asleep wen your really flat out on TDM!!!:D

MurfyAthea · 08-03-2010 11:35PM

When u run around class with 2 biros as 1887 akimbos !:D

Jackobyte · 09-03-2010 12:56AM

...when you start dreaming of MW2

Shammy · 09-03-2010 04:55PM

When the only way you are turned on is if your girlfriend/wife wears a ghillie suit.

When you actually hold your breath when sniping.

Your playing soccer and when the game starts you sprint to the nearest corner flag, lay down and shout Securing Charlie!

You're in the boss's office, steal his briefcase, open it for 5 seconds, close it, throw it out of the window and say bomb defused, Good job team

When you take off your girlfriends/wifes underwear and say headquarters located

When a camera flashes, you drop to the floor

When You Get A New Job And Tell The Boss I Don't Clan Hop

When you are running late and see the bus pass by and wish you had marathon and lightweight to catch it

When you go to the army and call the the commander a noob for using a grenade launcher

manster · 11-03-2010 12:13AM

when you realise that you've wasted over a week of your life playing this shít

helimachoptor · 11-03-2010 11:01AM

When the Garda helicopter is overhead stopping you from sleeping and you wonder if firing the Javelin out the window worth the crushed internal organs!

shawpower · 11-03-2010 12:55PM

When you are really thinking about not watching the 4-0 hammering of Milan by Utd, so you can get in some games of MW2!!

aliocroc · 11-03-2010 06:49PM

When you watch the UTD hammering of milan while playing COD split screen!

When you find yourself in work posting on boards about COD when you should be at home playing!!!

When you buy WAW &practice day and night just to blow the crap outa ur bro playin in Oz & realise you've skipped lunch & dinner & you're basically living off of toffeypops!

Jackobyte · 11-03-2010 06:53PM

manster wrote: »

when you realise that you've wasted over a week of your life playing this shít

when you realize thay you've wasted over two weeks of your life playing this shít.

lunaticjimmy · 11-03-2010 07:42PM

when u see an areoplane in the air and u shout ENEMY AC130 IN THE AIR

Brianc102 · 11-03-2010 07:51PM

..When your walking behind some one and you say to yourself "3rd person is awkward"!!:D

spider guardian · 12-03-2010 10:18AM

when you're driving down the road and you can hear soap shouting "PIN THE THROTTLE, GO GO GOOOOO!"

You see someone walking their dogs and you say to your friends " 2 german shepherds with handlers. Take them out or let them pass, your choice."

People wonder why you call yourself Oscar Mike

claiva · 12-03-2010 12:27PM

When you seriously consider skipping LOST to get in an extra hour online !!!

minotour · 12-03-2010 12:56PM

Eagle Eyes wrote: »

When you seriously consider skipping LOST to get in an extra hour online !!!

did it last night, plan on being hungover on Sunday so i DVR'd it instead............then RTE went and showed a promo and gave the game away, bastids!

El Guapo! · 12-03-2010 03:14PM

Only yesterday I was sitting in traffic in town when I spotted a guy up it the top window of an office building......I immediately thought how I could get a lovely head shot if only I had my intervention with me!! :eek:

Think I should stop playing COD for a while

Soby · 12-03-2010 04:23PM

Ya get excited when ya find out you can put your clan tag as IW :P

Nalz · 12-03-2010 07:32PM

your on a night out plastered in nesbitts with 6 mates with 3 of them play call of duty.

You spend the night shouting UAV online, hiding in corners, throwing beer mats as semtex and letting off enemy nukes in the jacks.

The fun stopped when we got kicked out for trying to EMP the joint

mufcboy1999 · 13-03-2010 01:38AM

Trilla wrote: »

your on a night out plastered in nesbitts with 6 mates with 3 of them play call of duty.

You spend the night shouting UAV online, hiding in corners, throwing beer mats as semtex and letting off enemy nukes in the jacks.

The fun stopped when we got kicked out for trying to EMP the joint

LOL, there should be a UAV online for f****g mingers alright in all clubs

Dues Bellator · 21-07-2010 07:44PM

when your 9 year old son turns out to be 12...........who when wtf

Mr. Manager · 23-04-2011 01:17PM

....when you're sat in work watching a live stream on your phone

Leeg17 · 23-04-2011 01:26PM

When you get the shakes and shivers when you can't go online.

Mr. Manager · 23-04-2011 01:27PM

Leeg17 wrote: »

When you get the shakes and shivers when you can't go online.

...Can't say I've ever had that problem with the Xbox

Nuri Sahin · 23-04-2011 01:30PM

Leeg17 wrote: »

When you get the shakes and shivers when you can't go online.

Remember when your telling me a few days back how you've got GT5 for Xmas and never played it. Start it now ya tool :pac:

Have you played COD4 campaign yet?

Leeg17 · 23-04-2011 01:38PM

El LoCo Ade wrote: »

Remember when your telling me a few days back how you've got GT5 for Xmas and never played it. Start it now ya tool :pac:

Have you played COD4 campaign yet?

Nope

I find offline games really boring idk why.

Going to a mates bday later so if PSN is still offline tomorrow I'll give CoD4 a bash.

krudler · 23-04-2011 02:52PM

When you watch Fast and the Furious 5, see thats a big chunk of it is set in a Favela and start comparing how it looks to the level in MW2 (a lot btw) especially when one character is using a p90, one has a spas an The Rock's teammates are all dressed like TF141 with flak jackets and m4a1's