Henry Sex Scandal: Caught Having Sex With Polish Builder

OutlawPete · 08-03-2010 05:55AM #1

WTF!!??

Henry was caught having sex with a polish builder in a children's hospital :eek:

Now, I know everyone will blame the Polish guy but ffs, Henry should have known better also.

I don't blame the Polish builder, who hasn't wondered if Henry's suction skills are all they are cracked up to be.

Anyway..

The Polish contractor – who was supposed to be locking up the site – was found naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner in the staff canteen.

A horrified security guard at Great Ormond Street Children’s Hospital told him to “clean himself and the hoover” before kicking him out.

The shameless builder later told bosses he was vacuuming his underwear – “a common practice in Poland”.

His firm were refurbishing admin offices 100 yards from the hospital in central London.

An insider said: “The guard who found him said he was groaning louder than the hoover.”

HG Construction, based in Hitchin, Herts, said: “That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh.”

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IrishManSaipan · 08-03-2010 05:58AM

Pete, may I ask how you found this two year old article? What exactly did you google?:P

08-03-2010 06:04AM

When I saw the title, I thought of a certain Frenchman. :pac:

OutlawPete · 08-03-2010 06:07AM

IrishManSaipan wrote: »

Pete, may I ask how you found this two year old article? What exactly did you google?:P

Just googling stuff

IrishManSaipan · 08-03-2010 06:08AM

Russell Brands take on it all.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article871907.ece

IrishManSaipan · 08-03-2010 06:09AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Just googling stuff

You were looking for the Polish reaction to the whole Thierry Henry scandal, werent ya?;)

OutlawPete · 08-03-2010 06:11AM

IrishManSaipan wrote: »

You were looking for the Polish reaction to the whole Thierry Henry scandal, werent ya?;)

Yes, yes I was :pac:

Or actually, I think I Googled: Henry Sucks Takes Ireland to Cleaners

randylonghorn · 08-03-2010 06:16AM

A little hoovering, a little polish ...

... just routine cleaning routine really.

IrishManSaipan · 08-03-2010 06:19AM

Flying in just to claim the dole, chomping down on swans and riding hoovers. What will they ever get upto, or on, next?:pac:

IrishManSaipan · 08-03-2010 06:21AM

The Poles were none too happy with Henry and his lover.:D

POLES disgusted at a countryman who had sex with a Henry the hoover have told emigrants to Britain they are a disgrace and not welcome back home.

Polish newspaper Dziennik called the builder "scandalous" and news website dziennik.pl said: "Let them stay and carry on hoovering."
The builder, sacked after being caught at London's Great Ormond Street Hospital, claimed he was vacuuming his underpants, "a common practice in Poland".

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article881523.ece#ixzz0hYjvZ43y

OutlawPete · 08-03-2010 06:22AM

I remember once in an interview, Jim Carrey said that his Dad caudght him having with a sheepskin rub

Think I'd rather Henry with that look of shamed etched on his face.

He must have been mortified.

"I was hoovering my underpants.." :pac:

IrishManSaipan · 08-03-2010 06:24AM

Another one, this time in Scotland. A man was caught riding his bike in his hostel bedroom. Literally.:eek:

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

OutlawPete · 08-03-2010 06:24AM

IrishManSaipan wrote: »

The Poles were none too happy with Henry and his lover.:D

The builder claimed he was vacuuming his underpants, "a common practice in Poland".

I laughed so hard I woke someone up :pac:

OutlawPete · 08-03-2010 06:28AM

IrishManSaipan wrote: »

Another one, this time in Scotland. A man was caught riding his bike in his hostel bedroom. Literally.:eek:

The was a thread in AH last year about a guy that got locked up in Ireland because he kept breaking into farms and rolling around naked in the silage

08-03-2010 06:29AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

I laughed so hard I woke someone up :pac:

The funniest thing is the second picture of henry>

OutlawPete · 08-03-2010 06:33AM

Deleted User wrote: »

The funniest thing is the second picture of henry>

Who wouldn't be seduced by Henry's eyes, I'd say he's a devil when he's turned on

IrishManSaipan · 08-03-2010 06:33AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

The was a thread in AH last year about a guy that got locked up in Ireland because he kept breaking into farms and rolling around naked in the silage

Theres some sick mofos in this world. Linky?

Heres a spoof interview with his jilted girlfriend!

“He say ‘we get married soon’, I to come over England, he get me job in hospital where he work so we together, start family. Have lot of little hoover together.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/hoover-sex-cleaner-ditched-by-polish-vacuum-20080304769/

:pac:

OutlawPete · 08-03-2010 06:37AM

IrishManSaipan wrote: »

Theres some sick mofos in this world. Linky?

He wasn't Irish after all, was in Cornwall:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6671012/Man-with-sexual-fetish-for-slurry-jailed.html

08-03-2010 06:41AM

IrishManSaipan wrote: »

Another one, this time in Scotland. A man was caught riding his bike in his hostel bedroom. Literally.:eek:

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

He'd have been much better off riding the village bike!

m@cc@ · 08-03-2010 09:43AM

That is really disturbing, what the **** goes through people's minds? If I was having sex it'd be with this.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1845/hettyhu4.jpg

the keen edge · 08-03-2010 10:28AM

Phew........I didn't know WTF a Henry was, I originally thought this was yet another sex crime story about some paedophile scun bag having sex with some ill kid called Henry in a hospital...........Operator give me the number for The Sun newspaper offices, post haste.

bonerm · 08-03-2010 10:43AM

That's disgusting! Fair enough having sex with a hoover, I'm cool with that. But the idea of it being male just creeps me out. :mad:

Could he not just have waited til Hetty was on duty?

Henry Sex Scandal: Caught Having Sex With Polish Builder

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