Any hotels in Galway you can rent by the hour?

SMCG · 05-03-2010 12:24PM #1

Thinking of surprising my hubby with a daytime tryst but budget wouldn't stretch to paying for a whole night - esp when you can't check in until like 2pm - want to go during a long lunch break. Anyone know of any - or how I could find out if there are any?

Danbo! · 05-03-2010 12:25PM

Duuuuurrtty

dvpower · 05-03-2010 12:25PM

Car park?

m@cc@ · 05-03-2010 12:27PM

SMCG wrote: »

Thinking of surprising my hubby with a daytime tryst but budget wouldn't stretch to paying for a whole night - esp when you can't check in until like 2pm - want to go during a long lunch break. Anyone know of any - or how I could find out if there are any?

Galway forum >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

bonerm · 05-03-2010 12:28PM

m@cc@ wrote: »

Galway forum >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

shuuuutupppp!!!!

RoadKillTs · 05-03-2010 12:29PM

Whats wrong with the back of Supermacs? Does me fine. Don't have to worry about checking in or any of that nonsense.

m@cc@ · 05-03-2010 12:30PM

bonerm wrote: »

shuuuutupppp!!!!

It's marriage sex so it's unlikely to be too hot. And the OP has kids, they probably just want to have a kip.

genericguy · 05-03-2010 12:30PM

SMCG wrote: »

Thinking of surprising my hubby with a daytime tryst but budget wouldn't stretch to paying for a whole night - esp when you can't check in until like 2pm - want to go during a long lunch break. Anyone know of any - or how I could find out if there are any?

ask on the forums of escort ireland.

AnonoBoy · 05-03-2010 12:33PM

I doubt there's any hotels that you'd want to stay in that do it.

Midweek rates - surely you can get a room in Jury's for cheap enough.

Ruu_Old · 05-03-2010 12:33PM

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh hohohohoho, ya dirty pup ya! :eek:

SMCG · 05-03-2010 12:35PM

Yeah we do have kids, but we wouldn't waste our time sleeping.... will check out the escourt forum!!! You're right tho; anywhere that does it is probably a dive.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 05-03-2010 12:35PM

SMCG wrote: »

Thinking of surprising my hubby with a daytime tryst but budget wouldn't stretch to paying for a whole night - esp when you can't check in until like 2pm - want to go during a long lunch break. Anyone know of any - or how I could find out if there are any?

:eek::eek::eek:

Janet???

themadchef · 05-03-2010 12:36PM

Dont heed the half of them in here they are jealous

Doubt there are any hotels that charge by the hour. Put your inventive hat on, and try not to get caught (though that can be fun too LOL)

Oink · 05-03-2010 12:36PM

Ah go on lads. I, for one, think this is a worthy enterprise which deserves the full support of the Boards community. Actually, it's probably the best cause I have seen here in a long time.

Get busy people! Find these two randy birds a cheap bed! Get texting!

Atavan-Halen · 05-03-2010 12:36PM

heh hehe heh

They're going to have sex

hehe

flanzer · 05-03-2010 12:37PM

A lot of motels do day rates in the States, but there's obviuosly no market for them here in dear old catholic Ireland

BennyBlanko · 05-03-2010 12:39PM

SMCG wrote: »

Thinking of surprising my hubby with a daytime tryst but budget wouldn't stretch to paying for a whole night - esp when you can't check in until like 2pm - want to go during a long lunch break. Anyone know of any - or how I could find out if there are any?

Why can't all wives be like you???;)

bonerm · 05-03-2010 12:41PM

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Squire: (stiffly) Good evening.

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Squire: I, uh, I beg your pardon?

Man: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?

Squire: (flustered) Well, she sometimes "goes", yes.

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Squire: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.

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Squire: Are you, uh,...are you selling something?

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Squire: Well, I, uh....

Man: Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?

Squire: Um, she likes sport, yes!

Man: I bet she does, I bet she does!

Squire: As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.

Man: 'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, been around?

Squire: She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale. (pause)

Man: SAY NO MORE!!

Man: Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!

Squire: I wasn't going to!

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Squire: Photography?

Man: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

Squire: Holiday snaps, eh?

Man: They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know, CANDID photography?

Squire: No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.

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Squire: Look... are you insinuating something?

Man: Oh, no, no, no...yes.

Squire: Well?

Man: Well, you're a man of the world, squire.

Squire: Yes...

Man: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh.... You've "done it"....

Squire: What do you mean?

Man: Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a lady....

Squire: Yes....

Man: What's it like?

.

Atavan-Halen · 05-03-2010 12:41PM

I'd say just slip the receptionist a 20, say you need a room for a while, followed by a series of winks. Don't be alarmed though if he/she decides to join you.

m@cc@ · 05-03-2010 12:44PM

atavan-halen wrote: »

I'd say just slip the receptionist a 20, say you need a room for a while, followed by a series of winks. Don't be alarmed though if he/she decides to join you.

I'd be ****ing alarmed if 'he' decided to join.

Miguel_Sanchez · 05-03-2010 12:46PM

If you ring a hotel and ask them to do you a day rate, and tell them what time you will vacate the room by then you'll probably be grand.

Bands sometimes get day rooms in hotels to get a bit of a rest before gigs and then head off on their tour bus and I've seen a tour manager ring and book afternoons in hotels in Dublin with no hassle. I doubt Galway would be too different.

So you could lie and say you're booking it for a band if you don't want them to know you're just a pair of filthy insatiable beasts.

Atavan-Halen · 05-03-2010 12:46PM

m@cc@ wrote: »

I'd be ****ing alarmed if 'he' decided to join.

Why, do you know some particularly ugly receptionists? :P

nice1franko · 05-03-2010 12:47PM

Fair play to ya OP. Neck like a jockies bollix ya have. No way would I be able to march up the receptionist and ask for a room for an hour. NO WAY.

Anyway, I'd imagine it wouldn't be all that much cheaper since - no doubt - they're going to have to wash the sheets arfter ya :pac:

bonerm · 05-03-2010 12:48PM

flanzer wrote: »

A lot of motels do day rates in the States

In Detroit you can do rent a hotel room for €10 per hour. However it works out cheaper if you just buy the hotel.

TheZohanS · 05-03-2010 12:49PM

I know of one place that you can rent by the hour, won't mention the name of the place, but their number is 091 895 874.

Any hotels in Galway you can rent by the hour?

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