What is it about a girl that makes a lad fall in love with her??

K-9 · 04-03-2010 02:20AM

Independent, girley girl, feminine, give and take! :eek:

Seeing as it's AH, Curves and nice red hair is a bonus.

IrishManSaipan · 04-03-2010 02:28AM

OP,

You will just know.

Everything will seem natural. Sex, conversation, lazing around on a wet Monday evening. Everything.

When you are happy in her company and dont want to be anywhere else. When your heart skips a beat before you see her again. When you trust her 100%. When you walk by a new restaurant and your first thought is, emmm she will love this place.

gamby · 04-03-2010 02:31AM

if your actually interested read some of these books there mad funny and will give ya the answer to that question...

Why Men Want Sex & Women Need Love

http://www.peaseinternational.com.ws041.alentus.com/shopexd.asp?id=53&bc=no

They have a few other books there real good read

opinion guy · 04-03-2010 02:32AM

IrishManSaipan wrote: »

OP,

You will just know.

Everything will seem natural. Sex, conversation, lazing around on a wet Monday evening. Everything.

When you are happy in her company and dont want to be anywhere else. When your heart skips a beat before you see her again. When you trust her 100%. When you walk by a new restaurant and your first thought is, emmm she will love this place.

+1

IrishManSaipan · 04-03-2010 02:41AM

opinion guy wrote: »

+1

We agree on something. Let us take a brief moment to remember this moment. It wont happen again.:pac:

Doc · 04-03-2010 02:51AM

From a book on Druidic practices -
a recipe for:

LOVE POTION TEA

1 pinch of rosemary
2 teaspoons of black tea
3 pinches thyme
3 pinches nutmeg
3 fresh mint leaves
6 fresh rose petals
6 lemon leaves
3 cups pure spring water
Sugar
Honey

To make another person fall in love with you, brew this tea on a Friday during a waxing moon (moving from empty to full).
Place all ingredients in an earthenware or copper tea kettle. Boil three cups of pure spring water and add to the kettle. Sweeten with sugar and honey, if desired.

Before drinking, recite this rhyme:

BY LIGHT OF MOON WAXING
I BREW THIS TEA
TO MAKE [lover's name] DESIRE ME.

Drink some of the tea and say:
GODDESS OF LOVE
HEAR NOW MY PLEA
LET [lover's name] DESIRE ME!
SO MOTE IT BE
SO MOTE IT BE

On the following Friday, brew another pot of the love potion tea and give some to the person you want to love you. He or she will soon begin to fall in love with you.

andrew · 04-03-2010 03:26PM

Baps:

noun

1.
A set of breasts (informal, NW England): Nice set of baps you've got there.

opinion guy · 04-03-2010 03:38PM

IrishManSaipan wrote: »

We agree on something. Let us take a brief moment to remember this moment. It wont happen again.:pac:

haha. I don't usually carry over disagreements between threads. Totally agree with what you said in this one

dr.bollocko · 04-03-2010 03:40PM

andrew wrote: »

Baps:

noun

1.
A set of breasts (informal, NW England): Nice set of baps you've got there.

You appear to be mad.
Definitions of baps on the Web:

* Bochasanwasi Akshar Purushottam Swaminarayan Sanstha (બોચાસનવાસી અક્ષ૨ પુરુષોત્તમ ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BAPS

* A strategy for conserving and enhancing wild species and wildlife habitats in the UK.
www.essex-estuaries.co.uk/glossary.htm

* This is the unit that holds and maneuvers HST while it is attached to the orbiter. The BAPS can orient the telescope at a variety of angles and ...
http://sm3b.gsfc.nasa.gov/glossary.html

Smart Bug · 04-03-2010 04:20PM

As Bill Hicks said when pitching a new tv show; jiggling titties.

andrew · 04-03-2010 05:05PM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You appear to be mad.
Definitions of baps on the Web:

* Bochasanwasi Akshar Purushottam Swaminarayan Sanstha (બોચાસનવાસી અક્ષ૨ પુરુષોત્તમ ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BAPS

* A strategy for conserving and enhancing wild species and wildlife habitats in the UK.
www.essex-estuaries.co.uk/glossary.htm

* This is the unit that holds and maneuvers HST while it is attached to the orbiter. The BAPS can orient the telescope at a variety of angles and ...
http://sm3b.gsfc.nasa.gov/glossary.html

OK, so I made up that definition myself. But it's on urban dictionary. That counts, right?

super_furry · 04-03-2010 05:38PM

A willingness to bone me.

genericguy · 04-03-2010 05:47PM

Teagan Quiet Licorice wrote: »

Applies to fat burds only.

fat burds need love too. they just gotta pay.

Pompey Magnus · 04-03-2010 06:15PM

super_furry wrote: »

A willingness to bone me.

Bud, girls don't bone guys, its guys who bone girls. Thats where you have been going wrong all these years :pac:.

FlutterinBantam · 04-03-2010 06:22PM

Nice bushy plump crack, well lubed with box brine.

Always gets me:mad:

super_furry · 04-03-2010 06:39PM

Charco wrote: »

Bud, girls don't bone guys, its guys who bone girls. Thats where you have been going wrong all these years :pac:.

Nu-uh, she puts her...................aw crap.

That's wasn't a chick, was it?

OutlawPete · 04-03-2010 06:41PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Nice bushy plump crack, well lubed with box brine

"Bushy"??

Surely shaved bald so your tongue can slide and flick with ease.

Hair just makes it feel like your eating a hairy oyster

super_furry · 04-03-2010 06:41PM

Nah, I'm down with the bush, let it grow, let it grow, let it grow.

admiralofthefleet · 04-03-2010 06:43PM

a nice arse

FlutterinBantam · 04-03-2010 06:47PM

Once it's tidy and dense and not like a burst mattress, I'm good.

Roscommon ladies ,I find, have excellent privet on their boxes.

Like a wet brillo pad and and not as abrasive.

Don't like the stringy box.:mad:

Latchy · 04-03-2010 07:12PM

Bushy or Shaved snatch ftw

FlutterinBantam · 04-03-2010 08:00PM

Nah... the strong fent of fanny batther running through the thicket is the thing 'runs the flag up'.

Adds the extra 'coil' to the cock and, well , chicks tell me that they appreciate the feeling of a strong knotty gnarled bellend rather than a limpish half -hard that usually ensues if the 'bang' isn't there,as in the case of shaven snatch.

Now I'm no expert, but that's what they tell me.

Forget the waxing studios, let her 'spool up' and enjoy the results.

OutlawPete · 04-03-2010 08:03PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Nah... the strong fent of fanny batther running through the thicket is the thing 'runs the flag up'.

Adds the extra 'coil' to the cock and, well , chicks tell me that they appreciate the feeling of a strong knotty gnarled bellend rather than a limpish half -hard that usually ensues if the 'bang' isn't there,as in the case of shaven snatch.

Now I'm no expert, but that's what they tell me.

Forget the waxing studios, let her 'spool up' and enjoy the results.

Listen to these lyrics Flutt :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUwd737mioM

FlutterinBantam · 04-03-2010 08:08PM

You could have a point in fairness:o

OutlawPete · 04-03-2010 08:10PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

You could have a point in fairness:o

Made me laugh though, sure it's After Hours, we need a little filth every now and then

anonymous_joe · 04-03-2010 09:04PM

Love just needs two people with compatible personalities who also want to fcuk each other senseless. Simple, if not easy to find always.

What is it about a girl that makes a lad fall in love with her??

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