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WHAT IS THE WORST DATE YOU WHERE EVER ON

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  • #32
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Went on a date to the Dunes hotel in Donabate with a really hot gitl when I was 17, but we missed our Minibus back and my jacket was inside it with my money for safekeeping :rolleyes:

    We ended up sleeping in an abandoned VW bus on Donabate beach and then walking home in the morning. She walked five feet in front of me the whole way to Swords where I got money for her to get a Taxi home.

    She just snapped it out of my hand and off she went, not so much as a peck on the cheek :o


  • #33
    deelite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭deelite


    Worst date ever had to be in a "holiday camp" a few years back. I'd met this fab looking guy during the day and had arranged to meet up in the disco that evening at about 10.00 or so. We both turned up and the slow set came on an we began "wearing (snogging)" and with that he was pulled from my clasp by his mother who promptly smacked him on the face for not being in his bed - he was 17.


  • #34
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    brummytom wrote: »
    NONE.


    I win

    irishhigh wrote: »
    What? you have never been on a date


    he's like... 8


  • #35
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    baz2009 wrote: »
    The one where the woman I was out with kept shouting questions at me.
    like
    who are you?
    Get off me please?
    Why are you doing this to me?
    Etc. Kinda questions. I hate them dates :(


  • #36
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    When I was in college I was on me laptop in the cafe (la-de-da!) when a girl came up to me and gave me a sheet of paper. She was gone before I could get a proper look at her and it turned out it was her mobile number :eek:

    Chuffed, intrigued and worried (was she a mule? :pac:) my mate managed to twist my arm into texting her and meeting up with her for a drink that night.

    I go to the pub shìtting a brick and then I meet her.........................:(

    She wasn't horrible looking but nowhere near my type, polar opposite really. I thought "fùck it, I'm here now anyways" and carried on the date. Good grief this girl couldn't stop talking (down to nerves, I thought) until she started to mention how long she had fancied me................flattered at 1st but soon I got worried.

    This girl knew my daily patterns extremely well and commented on each hairstyle I had and t-shirts I wore...............I began to freak out, my 1st stalker. I carried out the date to the end where we departed and I swiftly ran into another pub for a very stiff drink!

    I let her down easy afterwards (Not looking for a relationship, etc, etc) to which in the following months I got some quite disturbing long texts at random hours in the morning.

    Eventually I never heard from her again until a long time later I had to return to my college for my graduation.................that's when the spooky texts started again (She was in the crowd when she saw me get my degree)

    Needless to say I never replied and vanished from that city, never to return :(


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  • #37
    dubtom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    I once went on a date, actually a blind date,set up by my sister and a girl from her job. Turned out that my date was in 'recovery' from a love affair with a Monk:eek: and her friend,my sisters workmate,thought it would do her good to get out and forget about him. She didn't, and wouldn't let me either,it was all she talked about. She made me promise to meet again at a party she was having,but I lied.


  • #38
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    That's when the spooky texts started again


    Needless to say I never replied and vanished from that city, never to return :(

    You Gotham too?


  • #39
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    irishhigh wrote: »
    Hey,

    I'd love to hear your stories about the worst dates you have ever been on.

    My last one was when I was seeing a guy from Meath, The first date we went for a drink and had a good chat and all was well and he asked me out again. The second date we went to the the cinema to see a movie that we both wanted to see and he sat on his hands :confused:, I just thought he might have been shy! The third date he took me to a comedy club and we had a great night, He even put his arm around me:eek:. The last and deal breaker date with him was on Valentines night when he brought me to a football match with his friends and then to a strip club where we met up with his heavly pregnant sister, her husband and some other of his family members:eek:! I went to the loo and he hasn't seen me since! I'd say he just didn't like me:rolleyes:


    I wont say worst but most embarassing date for me was,,*picture the scene?*i was after asking the most beautiful woman in the world(according too me)would she go to the cinema with me,and to my ethopia she said YES...so we got to the flixs,i bought her all the icecream and coke she wanted,the year was 87,sooo i sat down beside my princess (as i thought),after 1 hour i manged to put my arm around her,EURIKA.i got that far...my next step was to go for the killer move,,the big smooth,so i planned my move,next time her head moved towards mine,id go for it,,,,,so the moment was right wand i went for the big smooch,i moved in and,,,,,,,OOCCHHHHH, WTF,I DIDNT SEE SHE WAS STILL CHEWING THE STRAW FROM HER COKE ,stuck straight into my eye,she was'nt expecting me to make that move and started pissing herself laughing at me...that was the end of that relationship


  • #40
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    After all That, nor did I! but to be fair I wasn't seeing him long enough to sleep with him...Only a month

    I thought you were a nurse? A nurse with a timeframe longer than the cab home from Coppers. That's a first for me.

    Anyhoo,

    Shawshank Redemption. The year was 1996 / 97? I was 14. My date was also 14 but she was 5 foot 11 and I was 5 foot 6. We arranged to meet. She got there first and got her ticket and went in. I was too young to get in and too short to pass for 15. Cue huge embarrasement as my date thought I stood her up. I waited around for the movie to finish and she flipped me the bird from the second she exited the theatre all the way to the cab.

    Morto for me.


  • #41
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,294 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    I wont say worst but most embarassing date for me was,,*picture the scene?*i was after asking the most beautiful woman in the world(according too me)would she go to the cinema with me,and to my ethopia she said YES...so we got to the flixs,i bought her all the icecream and coke she wanted,the year was 87,sooo i sat down beside my princess (as i thought),after 1 hour i manged to put my arm around her,EURIKA.i got that far...my next step was to go for the killer move,,the big smooth,so i planned my move,next time her head moved towards mine,id go for it,,,,,so the moment was right wand i went for the big smooch,i moved in and,,,,,,,OOCCHHHHH, WTF,I DIDNT SEE SHE WAS STILL CHEWING THE STRAW FROM HER COKE ,stuck straight into my eye,she was'nt expecting me to make that move and started pissing herself laughing at me...that was the end of that relationship
    You do realise how much time you're wasting hitting the space bar between words, don't you? I mean, you don't use it after punctuation marks, so why bother using it between words? See how it looks:
    Iwontsayworstbutmostembarassingdateformewas,,*picturethescene?*iwasafteraskingthemostbeautifulwomanintheworld(accordingtoome)wouldshegotothecinema
    withme,andtomyethopiashesaidYES...sowegottotheflixs,iboughtheralltheicecreamandcokeshe
    wanted,theyearwas87,soooisatdownbesidemyprincess(asithought),after1hourimangedtoputmy
    armaroundher,EURIKA.igotthatfar...mynextstepwastogoforthekillermove,,thebigsmooth,soiplanned
    mymove,nexttimeherheadmovedtowardsmine,idgoforit,,,,,sothemomentwasrightwandiwentforthebig
    smooch,imovedinand,,,,,,,OOCCHHHHH,WTF,IDIDNTSEESHEWASSTILLCHEWINGTHESTRAWFROMHER
    COKE,stuckstraightintomyeye,shewas'ntexpectingmetomakethatmoveandstartedpissingherself
    laughingatme...thatwastheendofthatrelationship
    Maybe that straw in the eye is the reason?

    Never had a bad date, me.

    Not your ornery onager



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  • #42
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Spilled a drink on her:o

    Made some remark about her sister and got a slap for it:o:o

    Watched as she went off with her ex in a club.:(:(:(

    Went home and fapped cried cried & then fapped










    Then cried some more


  • #43
    Rud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Rud


    super-rush wrote: »
    Spilled a drink on her:o

    Made some remark about her sister and got a slap for it:o:o

    Watched as she went off with her ex in a club.:(:(:(

    Went home and fapped cried cried & then fapped

    Then cried some more

    man that is tereible


  • #44
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,940 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    esel wrote: »
    You do realise how much time you're wasting hitting the space bar between words, don't you? I mean, you don't use it after punctuation marks, so why bother using it between words? See how it looks:.

    seriously, have you nothing else to worry about?? even if it's a makey uppy kinda thing?? like the bogeyman?


  • #45
    Rud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Rud


    Friday the 13th of April 2007.the worst date ever.wrong girl,wrong place, wrong time.thank god it is only a distant memory


  • #46
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Rud wrote: »
    man that is tereible

    Are you Mexican?


  • #47
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Are you Mexican?
    I can be, if you're into that sorta thing :pac:


  • #48
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Bonito wrote: »
    I can be, if you're into that sorta thing :pac:

    Leave the gringo alone.


  • #49
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Kinetic^ wrote: »
    Leave the gringo alone.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9wBtPWBbeo


  • #50
    Columbia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Columbia


    Worst date ever was on was one I had been building up to for 5 months. I was in another relationship which kept me from asking this girl out for a while.

    It was the buildup to Christmas, and we decided to go Christmas shopping together, so we were meeting up in Dublin quite early. However, her birthday had just passed and I was going to get her something, so I was heading into town first thing that morning. It was still dark when I got up.

    Before dawn on Tuesday, December 11th 2007 I bounded down the stairs in the dark, and promptly missed the last step and went over on my ankle. It was probably the most painful thing I've ever had happen, I've never had any real serious injury or whatever. Still, I could just about walk, so I got out my first aid kit and strapped up the ankle as well as possible, had breakfast, got ready and set off. It took 40 minutes to walk to the train, ordinarily it would have taken me 15. I thought of cancelling, but as I said it was something I had waited 5 months for.

    I hobbled around Dublin for two hours finding her a few small gifts, and at about 11 o'clock she was meant to be in town. I hadn't heard from her, so I gave her a call. She was still waiting for a bus and would be at least an hour late.

    Three hours more waiting (and walking on a badly twisted ankle) passed before she showed up, which was followed by about a 35 minute date, during which time she hardly spoke and clearly didn't like the present. I was unable to walk any more by this point so I had to go home. It took almost an hour to walk back from the station, I had to stop several times because I was in agony. I got home and didn't walk again until New Year's.

    However here's the happy ending: the following April ('08) we met again, and have been together ever since :o


  • #51
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    esel wrote: »
    You do realise how much time you're wasting hitting the space bar between words, don't you? I mean, you don't use it after punctuation marks, so why bother using it between words? See how it looks:Maybe that straw in the eye is the reason?

    Never had a bad date, me.

    sorrydidntknowwewerehavinganenglishlessoni'lltrytodobetternexttime.:(


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  • #52
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,447 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Not me personally but a mate of mine went on a date a while back. Everything went great and he ended up back home in bed with her. They had sex and were lying there talking for a while afterwards. He mentioned someones name and she said "how do you know her?" to which he replied "oh she's my aunt". She goes pale and says ".....em....she's my ma.."

    Yes......he boned his cousin.:eek:

    Cue hysterical laughter from all of us when we heard the story :D


  • #53
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Not me personally but a mate of mine went on a date a while back. Everything went great and he ended up back home in bed with her. They had sex and were lying there talking for a while afterwards. He mentioned someones name and she said "how do you know her?" to which he replied "oh she's my aunt". She goes pale and says ".....em....she's my ma.."

    Yes......he boned his cousin.

    9 Months later they had a beautiful child.......they got special disposition from the pope and got married and had 11 more children and thus RTE Mangement was born.


  • #54
    hitlersson666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    seanybiker wrote: »
    like
    who are you?
    Get off me please?
    Why are you doing this to me?
    Etc. Kinda questions. I hate them dates :(

    I don't think there called dates?:rolleyes:


  • #55
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    9 Months later they had a beautiful child.......they got special disposition from the pope and got married and had 11 more children and thus RTEHSE Mangement was born.

    Fixed your post. Actually you could pretty much substitute any state/semistate body in there


  • #56
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    hitlersson666 wrote: »
    I don't think there called dates?:rolleyes:

    Why is the drug called date rape then?:rolleyes:


  • #57
    irishhigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 164 ✭✭irishhigh


    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    I thought you were a nurse? A nurse with a timeframe longer than the cab home from Coppers. That's a first for me.

    Anyhoo,

    Shawshank Redemption. The year was 1996 / 97? I was 14. My date was also 14 but she was 5 foot 11 and I was 5 foot 6. We arranged to meet. She got there first and got her ticket and went in. I was too young to get in and too short to pass for 15. Cue huge embarrasement as my date thought I stood her up. I waited around for the movie to finish and she flipped me the bird from the second she exited the theatre all the way to the cab.

    Morto for me.
    Yeah I am a nurse but funny enough I have never been in coppers. Good story about the cinema


  • #58
    Pittens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭Pittens


    However here's the happy ending: the following April ('08) we met again, and have been together ever since

    Gosh you are forgiving. Nice story.

    Spelt correctly, too


    / runs away.


  • #59
    irishhigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 164 ✭✭irishhigh


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    sorrydidntknowwewerehavinganenglishlessoni'lltrytodobetternexttime.:(
    Hey Cruiser
    Yeah alot of english teachers on here, or maybe they are just learing to read and the spelling and typing mistakes are putting them off:D


  • #60
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    irishhigh wrote: »
    Hey Cruiser
    Yeah alot of english teachers on here, or maybe they are just learing to read and the spelling and typing mistakes are putting them off:D

    I am quite sure you mean "learning".
    Take that nursie


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  • #61
    Stephentlig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭Stephentlig


    Worst date I was ever on would have to be the time I met this lady, whom I knew for about 2 days, took her out for a drink with my best friend and his girlfriend, after a couple of minutes or the first drink my friend suggested we go party down town, and I agreed, to which my date proceeded to kick my shins with her rather pointy shoes underneath the table and said ''you aint going nowhere''.....well I'm sure you can imagine what happened next, I think everyone was kind of just speechless and unsure what kind of reaction to give, I just left her there and walked off....

    Pax Christi
    Stephen <3


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