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  • #1442
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    a bulbous fruit.

    What is a pair?


  • #1443
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Cheap Thrills! wrote: »
    a bulbous fruit.

    What is a pair?

    Company. 3 is a crowd.

    6 + 6 + w = ?


  • #1444
    Meemars
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 200 ✭✭Meemars


    Twwelve

    Why can't I Magic Eye?


  • #1445
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Image coy? Just let the brush go...

    Did Napoleon Bonaparte secretly have a siamese twin?


  • #1446
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    a very tiny one attached to his chest, that's why he always had his hand in there,keeping him quiet so no one would know. unfortunately one day he "quieted" him a little too long...


    Do rocks make good pets?


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  • #1447
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    A rock's not just for Christmas!

    What time is Suntory time?


  • #1448
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    when is it not?

    What do butterflies eat?


  • #1449
    CUCINA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    Dry toast.

    Why don't chain-smokers smoke cigarettes instead?


  • #1450
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    The chains have higher lead content

    Does Grandpa Bunny Bunny paint rainbows?


  • #1451
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    The Sundance Kid he say Maybe

    Why is a circle round ?


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  • #1452
    CUCINA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    Because it's the nearest you can get to 3 pi's.

    If a poker player joins a club that uses spades to dig for diamonds, would his heart be in it?


  • #1453
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Would depend on the deal he was given

    is there any reason why i should care?


  • #1454
    Green Giant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    If you don't, nobody else will

    How do they get the figs into the Fig Roll?


  • #1455
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Well now ya see, it's the little man that can crawl into the roll and he just does little dump, and Hey Presto ..... Fig Rolls!!!!

    Why does time never stand still???


  • #1456
    General Zod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    like a circle in a circle, like a wheel within a wheel, time constantly flows onward to the heatdeath of the universe.

    why is green associated with go?


  • #1457
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    the leter g

    Why do birds get up so early?


  • #1458
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    they have to poop

    you know what a period is? right?


  • #1459
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    ...... nope, sorry :o

    Why is the snow so cold?! :eek:


  • #1460
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    because the snow queen, who controls all snow , has a heart of ice...


    why do tears run out of your eyes when you are very sad or very happy ???


  • #1461
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    For the same reason that saliva flows from your mouth at the most inconvenient times. - why is childbirth such a pain?


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  • #1462
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    to keep the population down

    what do butterflies eat?


  • #1463
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Flying toast! :D

    How do you get old people in Meath to drive like they're not on crack? :confused:


  • #1464
    dazzy8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8 ✭dazzy8


    class

    this is by far the most interesting thread yet


  • #1465
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Solitaire wrote: »
    Flying toast! :D

    How do you get old people in Meath to drive like they're not on crack? :confused:

    Don't let them have any?

    how do you keep semi trucks from sliding into your yard?


  • #1466
    ronaneire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭ronaneire


    Its got to do with the colour of it.

    Why is dark when the lights go out?


  • #1467
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    so you won't see what's coming ?

    look out! Duck! What was THAT?


  • #1468
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    A cannonball. It missed.

    *Note to Fago, aim better next time*

    What is life?


  • #1469
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    An undesirable sentence?

    What is death?


  • #1470
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    A quite desirable sentence.

    Bill Clinton, true or false?


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  • #1471
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Don't even touch that cigar! You don't know where its been! :o

    Is a Bush in the house really worth two in the hand?


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