Do you wash your hands after the loo?

Duggy747 · 21-02-2010 07:10PM #1

I think most of us are guilty for not cleansing the paws after unloading some waste? Though, it is a bit nasty when someone drops the kids off at the pool and then proceeds to pick their fingernails with their teeth!?!

I mostly try to use the sink afterwards............mostly.

Midnight_EG · 21-02-2010 07:12PM

Why mostly? Do you usually wash your hands in the toilet?

jd007 · 21-02-2010 07:12PM

WTF??

:eek:

we'llallhavetea_old · 21-02-2010 07:14PM

ew.

The_Kew_Tour · 21-02-2010 07:14PM

Christ there been some strange threads on here today..

Ronan Keating · 21-02-2010 07:17PM

You'd be inclined to wash them after a poo. The poo might get on your hands and under your nails.

With a pee it is not necessary for a man to wash his hands. All he does is hold the shaft in place or if he is hardened then he doesn't need to hold it.

So you wouldn't be washing them after a pee, only after a poo - if necessary.

OutlawPete · 21-02-2010 07:19PM

Why did you assume people's attitudes in the Poll?

21-02-2010 07:20PM

To be fair, we should be washing our hands before we take a piss.. My willy is cleaner than most things I'd touch during the day.

Ronan Keating · 21-02-2010 07:23PM

Deleted User wrote: »

To be fair, we should be washing our hands before we take a piss.. My willy is cleaner than most things I'd touch during the day.

That's what I'm talking about.

Scarydoll · 21-02-2010 07:23PM

Ewwwww!!
Yes I wash my hands all the freakin time.

SadieSue · 21-02-2010 07:26PM

Yes of course.. its manky otherwise.

alwaysadub · 21-02-2010 07:26PM

Ill much? Course i wash my hands after the loo,it only takes two seconds. Remind me never to go to your house if your making a meal..

Ronan Keating · 21-02-2010 07:26PM

Wimmin' would be doing the washin' after the wipeover. The woman can end up getting poo on their hands after a pee. Men can't.

Tar.Aldarion · 21-02-2010 07:29PM

No, unless I feel my hands are dirty... why, do people piss on their hands? Why do you clean them?

walshb · 21-02-2010 07:30PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

I think most of us are guilty for not cleansing the paws after unloading some waste? Though, it is a bit nasty when someone drops the kids off at the pool and then proceeds to pick their fingernails with their teeth!?!

I mostly try to use the sink afterwards............mostly.

I would wash my hands fairly regualarly, but for example, if you have showered and cleansed well, and minutes later you take a leak, what
exactly is dirty when you finish? Assuming you ain't pissing on your hand, what is dirty? All you have done is
touch the skin on your organ, the skin, which is fairly clean

Now, taking a dump would require cleaning the hands moreso.
But, a leak is just a leak, and providing you don't piss on
your hands, then is it ALWAYS necessary to wash the hands?

Mrmoe · 21-02-2010 07:31PM

If it is a communal bathroom the chances are there are faeces/aerosols everywhere. So someone who doesn't do it usually fecks it up for the rest. The majority of the time it probably will be ok but there will always be a chance of infection.

ddef · 21-02-2010 07:31PM

A simple 'Yes' or 'No' poll would have sufficed.

Duggy747 · 21-02-2010 07:33PM

Ha ha.........I'm not using me as a bloody example, I always wash my hands (Put hands in toilet and flush :pac:)

I find it pretty manky when in the nite-club you see fellas just leave without washing their hands. Probably got more to do with not getting snagged by the guy at the door trying to spray you and give you chewing gum.....

REXER · 21-02-2010 07:33PM

This reminds me of the Air Force v Army debate.

When the Air Force officer was in at the urinal he did his thing and then washed and dried his hand whilst noticing an Army NCO that had his pee, buttoned up and was leaving the loo.
Unable to resist he said in a haughty voice "in the Air Force we are trained to wash and dry our hands after we have urinated!" The Army NCO responded with "in the Army they train us not to piss on our hands" and left.

An oldy but a goody.

Latchy · 21-02-2010 07:34PM

Washing your hands after using the loo is the natural reaction for millions . Unless you have an opposite form of ocd the question is slightly noorotic , null and void .

Ronan Keating · 21-02-2010 07:44PM

walshb wrote: »

I would wash my hands fairly regualarly, but for example, if you have showered and cleansed well, and minutes later you take a leak, what
exactly is dirty when you finish? Assuming you ain't pissing on your hand, what is dirty? All you have done is
touch the skin on your organ, the skin, which is fairly clean

Now, taking a dump would require cleaning the hands moreso.
But, a leak is just a leak, and providing you don't piss on
your hands, then is it ALWAYS necessary to wash the hands?

What if you don't get any shít on your hands after taking a shít? You don't need to wash the hands then.

walshb · 21-02-2010 07:53PM

Ronan Keating wrote: »

What if you don't get any shít on your hands after taking a shít? You don't need to wash the hands then.

Ah yeah, but the very nature and aspect of wiping an arse leaves you open to more. Molecules and all that. It's little more risky... I would air on the side
of caution mate, and give a rinse/wash...

Luap · 21-02-2010 07:58PM

No I wash my hands before the loo, I'm not a gentlemen!

Ronan Keating · 21-02-2010 08:01PM

Well if she'd lick the anus I don't see her having any problem with a few dodgy fingers. :>

Duggy747 · 21-02-2010 08:03PM

Ronan Keating wrote: »

Well if she'd lick the anus I don't see her having any problem with a few dodgy fingers. :>

Jesus Christ!!

kev9100 · 21-02-2010 08:04PM

Ronan Keating wrote: »

Well if she'd lick the anus I don't see her having any problem with a few dodgy fingers. :>

Oh dear.

Ronan Keating · 21-02-2010 08:05PM

Seriously though. There's a big difference.

Thomas828 · 21-02-2010 08:05PM

Yes, every time. Unless I'm out in the country in the middle of nowhere and it's been dry and there aren't any decent puddles around.

racso1975 · 21-02-2010 08:10PM

if it's that cheap ass toilet paper that rips and ends up with your fingers covered in crap............then possibly

Pompey Magnus · 21-02-2010 08:12PM

Yeah I do of course. Reminds me tough a couple of days ago I was in a pub toilet and a little Japanese fella came in and washed his hands before using the urinal. Odd that.

Ronan Keating · 21-02-2010 08:15PM

In public you wash your hands before the toilet for one simplistic reason. Man does not want to catch the diseases of the uncleaned which would be found on door handles etc.

He would not want to have his foreskin ravaged by little specimens of disease thus washes before and after and as soon as he gets to a safe sink - the clean one at his house which carries his germs.

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