Any funny "roses are red" poems?

ya-ba-da-ba-doo · 14-02-2010 12:26PM #1

I'll start...

roses are red,
violets are blue,
if i were a dog and u were a flower,
id cake me hind leg and give ya a shower!

super_furry · 14-02-2010 12:35PM

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a knife,
Get in the van.

rcazzy · 14-02-2010 12:39PM

Rose are red,
Violets are purple,
Idiot.

MistyCheese · 14-02-2010 01:45PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Come To Bed
And I Scream For You

Roses are red
Violets are blue
They smell nice
Unlike you

ya-ba-da-ba-doo · 14-02-2010 01:58PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Come To Bed
And I Scream For You

Roses are red
Violets are blue
They smell nice
Unlike you

well done on being able to use google.

MistyCheese · 14-02-2010 02:15PM

Ooh, a thousand pardons my lord.

Where I come from it's spelt "Thank you."

gigawatt · 14-02-2010 02:19PM

yeah im with misty on this one:pac: does google offend his lordship..... lol

Joey the lips · 14-02-2010 02:25PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
pull up your dress
and I'll give you a "fiver"

thee glitz · 14-02-2010 07:12PM

rcazzy wrote: »

Rose are red,
Violets are purple,
Idiot.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties.
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name.
I've got OCD.
And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have chlamydia,
Now so do you.

Bearhunter · 14-02-2010 10:00PM

Roses are red,
violets are blue
Yer sister's gorgeous,
what happened to you?

Junco Partner · 15-02-2010 02:52AM

roses are red
violets are blue
give me a suck
dont make me rape you

McChubbin · 15-02-2010 10:16PM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue...

... I'll fuck you with a rake.

The Walsho · 16-02-2010 04:14PM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The sink's in the kitchen,
So why aren't you?

frag420 · 18-02-2010 02:33AM

roses are red
violets are blue
im a shcizophrenic
and so am i

Welruc · 18-02-2010 11:45AM

Courtesy of the Animaniacs:

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
That's what they say
but it just isn't true

Roses are red
And apples are too.
But violets are violet
Violets aren't blue

An orange is orange
But Greenland's not green
A pinky's not pink
So what does it mean?

To call something blue
When it's not, we defile it
But, ah, what the heck?
It's hard to rhyme violet"

grrrrrrrrrr · 18-02-2010 02:50PM

roes are red
violets are blue
your a fat retarded bitch
who doesnt have a clue!!!!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Any funny "roses are red" poems?

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