Bouncer asks you how much you have had..

eyresquare · 12-02-2010 11:21PM #1

Whats the best thing to say to a bouncer when he asks you how much you have had to drink tonight. I always mess it up and need a good answer for them!

galwayrush · 12-02-2010 11:22PM

Not enough yet.:rolleyes:

Silverfish · 12-02-2010 11:24PM

I remember getting asked that on the door of a pub. The answer was to jab him in the chest with my finger, yell 'FUKKEN LOADS!' as I slowly fell forward, grabbing his jacket as I slid to the ground.

Here's a tip, don't EVER use that one.

January · 12-02-2010 11:25PM

"Nothing, yet!"

Daemos · 12-02-2010 11:25PM

I'm a pioneer. I go out for the atmosphere, not the drink

That_Guy · 12-02-2010 11:27PM

I'd probably reply back saying "Wow, look at that. A talking ape"

NothingMan · 12-02-2010 11:27PM

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

I'm a pioneer. I go out for the atmosphere, not the drink

If I was a bouncer and you told me that, i'd tell you a pioneer discovers countries, the word you're looking for is loser!

ibarelycare · 12-02-2010 11:29PM

I've never been asked that. I guess that's the advantage of having boobs.

That_Guy · 12-02-2010 11:29PM

NothingMan wrote: »

If I was a bouncer and you told me that, i'd tell you a pioneer discovers countries, the word you're looking for is loser!

To which I would step in and say "Takes one to know one" and I would laugh at my childish manner.

Gary ITR · 12-02-2010 11:29PM

NothingMan wrote: »

If I was a bouncer and you told me that, i'd tell you a pioneer discovers countries, the word you're looking for is loser!

There was me thinking a Pioneer was a stereo

Dean820 · 12-02-2010 11:30PM

'Two pints' is the magic answer.

12-02-2010 11:30PM

My answer is "3 or 4 pints in (insert pub name)" regardless of how much I've had to drink.

NothingMan · 12-02-2010 11:31PM

Onkle wrote: »

There was me thinking a Pioneer was a stereo

Stereos could discover countries.

ssaye · 12-02-2010 11:37PM

Sorry, I have arithmophobia

grizzly · 12-02-2010 11:37PM

*slap him swiftly with a removed glove*

"None of your business, now run along to your master and tell him to ready the drinks and merriment"

Borneo Fnctn · 12-02-2010 11:40PM

I've had your mother, you're sister and your girlfriend pal, now get out of my way you knuckledragger.

eyresquare · 12-02-2010 11:45PM

Kenia Shy Hairbrush wrote: »

My answer is "3 or 4 pints in (insert pub name)" regardless of how much I've had to drink.

Best Serious Answer So Far ^^

Silverfish wrote: »

I remember getting asked that on the door of a pub. The answer was to jab him in the chest with my finger, yell 'FUKKEN LOADS!' as I slowly fell forward, grabbing his jacket as I slid to the ground.

Here's a tip, don't EVER use that one.

Funniest Answer ^^

The medals will be posted out to ye in 4 workings days.

Riddle101 · 12-02-2010 11:47PM

I was once asked this at Qbar two years ago. I didn't have any drink beforehand, but the bouncer asked me how much drink? and me being a first timer thought he meant how much I was planning to have inside.

This is how it went
Bouncer: How much drink?
Me: Eh..... I dunno 5?
Bouncer: FIVE!!!
Me: What?
Bouncer: I asked you how much drink you had?
Me: Oh........ None.......... I didn't know what you meant.
Bouncer: Is this your first time?
Me: Yes
*bouncer stares at me for a minute"
Bouncer: Let's see your ID
*Give bouncer ID*
Bouncer: Alright you can go in. But don't start acting the p!ss
Me: Thank You.

Thank god it was a cool bouncer, otherwise I might have been turned away.

ibarelycare · 12-02-2010 11:51PM

Silverfish wrote: »

I remember getting asked that on the door of a pub. The answer was to jab him in the chest with my finger, yell 'FUKKEN LOADS!' as I slowly fell forward, grabbing his jacket as I slid to the ground.

Here's a tip, don't EVER use that one.

I've read this 4 times now and I've lol'd each time!

That_Guy · 12-02-2010 11:51PM

Riddle101 wrote: »

I was once asked this at Qbar two years ago. I didn't have any drink beforehand, but the bouncer asked me how much drink? and me being a first timer thought he meant how much I was planning to have inside.

This is how it went
Bouncer: How much drink?
Me: Eh..... I dunno 5?
Bouncer: FIVE!!!
Me: What?
Bouncer: I asked you how much drink you had?
Me: Oh........ None.......... I didn't know what you meant.
Bouncer: Is this your first time?
Me: Yes
*bouncer stares at me for a minute"
Bouncer: Let's see your ID
*Give bouncer ID*
Bouncer: Alright you can go in. But don't start acting the p!ss
Me: Thank You.

Thank god it was a cool bouncer, otherwise I might have been turned away.

What? :eek::eek::eek:

Ruu_Old · 12-02-2010 11:57PM

"I don't drink, you buffoon!" :cool:

stovelid · 13-02-2010 12:29AM

Only yokes so far tonight mate, don't worry.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 13-02-2010 12:41AM

Have you ever been told 'Go get a cup of coffee and try later'

In which case you should always go get the said cup of coffee and bring it back to the bouncer and say 'There's your coffee, can I come in now'

Its worked at least twice (both times by someone a lot more charming than me

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Gillington · 13-02-2010 12:45AM

ibarelycare wrote: »

I've never been asked that. I guess that's the advantage of having boobs.

Pics or GTFO!

df1985 · 13-02-2010 12:47AM

ive been told go away and get something to eat. 20 mins later and im still hammered, only difference is ive have a portion of garlic cheese chips down my shirt. i got in though!

if i am ever asked i say a few at home or a few in a nearby pub. never say more than 4 pints if asked i my opinion.bouncers know even the biggest lightweight is ok after 4.if you said 6, said lightweight could be messy after one more.

cian1500ww · 13-02-2010 12:48AM

3 pints normally works for me, I don't normally count how many I have so I just say that

ibarelycare · 13-02-2010 12:48AM

Gillington wrote: »

Pics or GTFO!

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paconnors · 13-02-2010 12:54AM

Dont Know, Stopped counting a couple of bars back

Buceph · 13-02-2010 01:00AM

I say, "Two or three, eh, yeah three." I use eh for the pause and try and look as though I'm calculating. If I'm pissed I'll bump it to three or four. If I'm looking dodgy I might go with, "I had a bottle of wine with dinner." That one shows I'm classy, and indicates I probably haven't been on the tear with a pack of 20 who are hiding around the corner and planning to stream in slowly.

Usually works for me. Don't know if bouncers see through all this ****, or if they're just asking cause they're a bit bored.

df1985 · 13-02-2010 01:03AM

tbh i dont think they care about the answer-its to find out are you slurring your words/do you get aggressive by being asked etc etc, its just to suss you out, what kind of person you are and that.

xw2lj9uspm1eyh · 13-02-2010 01:08AM

I remember when I was out in cork with a few mates and one of the bouncers asked one of my mates "How are you for drink".He replied with "Gasping" bouncer bursts out laughing and lets him in.

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