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What actor/actress would you choose to play you, in your life story?

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  • #32
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,194 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    rednik wrote: »
    Too late Doc George Cloonio has signed on.:D

    Dr Bollocko is willing to do partial nudey though.


  • #33
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Post-accident Christopher Reeves.


  • #34
    Davidius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Myself. I have absolutely no acting experience but sure it looks fairly simple, I reckon I'd get an oscar in my completely accurate portrayal of Davidius: The Crime-Fighting Astronaut that gets all the women and is also handsome and not an internet tough guy at all.


  • #35
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,264 ✭✭✭rednik


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Dr Bollocko is willing to do partial nudey though.

    Did he audition for the part of Dirk Diggler by any chance.:p


  • #36
    EraseAndRewind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭EraseAndRewind


    monica bellucci with the ditziness of cameron diaz:p


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  • #37
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Twink.


  • #38
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    rednik wrote: »
    George Cloonio has signed on.:D

    Jesus, things must be bad. I never thought he'd have any trouble finding work.


  • #39
    degausserxo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭degausserxo


    Audrey Tautou or Ellen Page.


  • #40
    The Pontiac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,415 ✭✭✭The Pontiac


    Charlie Chaplin.:eek: Sorry, couldn't think of a more versatile and neutral actor character to play myself. The self-indulgence..


  • #41
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,575 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    The missus suggested John Goodman, but everyone knows it should be Gary Oldman!


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  • #42
    plein de force
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    Gaspard ulliel
    he could tone down that accent for the english speaking parts


  • #43
    Nightwish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    Ally Sheedy circa The Breakfast Club era.


  • #44
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    kevin spacey.


  • #45
    The Pontiac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,415 ✭✭✭The Pontiac


    Avalynn Ugly Searchlight wrote: »
    Morgan Freeman.
    Avalynn Ugly Searchlight wrote: »
    Someone black.

    Can you not give a reason as to why though, or do you spend all your time on AH trying to be in with the second post on threads trying to get loads of thanks? At least try to explain as to why you think the actor would do a good job portraying your life on screen.:) It mightn't seem so strange to people who actually watch films (and don't spend all their time on the net), as to why you choose a certain actor . Oh right - he's black and you're white, so he couldn't possibly portray your life. That's hilarious and you'll get a loads of thanks (but you got none :(). Oh ****, you're a mod and I'm fúcked now..:)


  • #46
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Post-accident Christopher Reeves.

    Christopher Reeves was good, but not as good as Christoper Walken.


  • #47
    The Pontiac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,415 ✭✭✭The Pontiac


    Whatever you do, don't actually think of an actor that might be good at acting out your life on screen. That is just so self-absorbing. Just think of the funniest thing that comes into your head (you might even get thanked), and post that... I'm just too cool for this shít...


  • #48
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    <Ollie>


  • #49
    The Pontiac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,415 ✭✭✭The Pontiac


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    <Ollie>

    FYP. :)


  • #50
    Lana80
    Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭Lana80


    Maggie Gyllenhal


  • #51
    The Pontiac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,415 ✭✭✭The Pontiac


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    <Ollie>

    I only wish though. :pac:. The 'thanks whores' are out in force tonight..If only they'd watch a film now and again.. John Cusack ftw. My life was really boring (except for the time I got fúcked up on acid).. Agoraphobia ftw :)..


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  • #52
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    <Ollie> wrote: »
    Can you not give a reason as to why though, or do you spend all your time on AH trying to be in with the second post on threads trying to get loads of thanks? At least try to explain as to why you think the actor would do a good job portraying your life on screen.:) It mightn't seem so strange to people who actually watch films (and don't spend all their time on the net), as to why you choose a certain actor . Oh right - he's black and you're white, so he couldn't possibly portray your life. That's hilarious and you'll get a loads of thanks (but you got none :(). Oh ****, you're a mod and I'm fúcked now..:)

    Almost.
    <Ollie> wrote: »
    Whatever you do, don't actually think of an actor that might be good at acting out your life on screen. That is just so self-absorbing. Just think of the funniest thing that comes into your head (you might even get thanked), and post that... I'm just too cool for this shít...

    No, not cool at all.
    <Ollie> wrote: »
    I only wish though. :pac:. The 'thanks whores' are out in force tonight..If only they'd watch a film now and again.. John Cusack ftw. My life was really boring (except for the time I got fúcked up on acid).. Agoraphobia ftw :)..

    Banned.

    /Oh and John Wayne would be my choice if I were male.


  • #53
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,574 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Christian Bale.


  • #54
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Bruce Cambell..

    Because he is AWESOME!!

    And normally out of work...


  • #55
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Gene Hackman, I may be 25 and he is 80 (I can't believe it either :eek:), but feck it making any sense, he is brilliant and I wouldn't care.


  • #56
    denon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭denon


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Almost.



    No, not cool at all.



    Banned.

    /Oh and John Wayne would be my choice if I were male.

    Oh dear.. This is so, so sad.. Poor Frada the MOD.
    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Genuine question,
    Is "Thanks whore" being considered personal abuse now?

    No, unless you offend an AH ex-MOD. See here, no problem a few days apparently.


  • #57
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Johnny Depp!

    Maybe people will notice me then :(

    *sniff*


  • #58
    DaveSlats
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭DaveSlats


    The word 'actress' is extremely sexist.

    It is a female actor to you, sh*t for brains.


  • #59
    denon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭denon


    I'm sure Sharpshooter would have been so defensive against other members, if they weren't a mod. EPIC FAIL, big time!! A "Thanks Whores" quote is now a ban. LOL..


  • #60
    drunkymonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    <Ollie> wrote: »
    Thank god he turned down Apollo 13 and Indecent Proposal..
    Stee wrote: »
    2012 being the prime example


    And don't ye forget Con Air!


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  • #61
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    denon wrote: »
    Oh dear.. This is so, so sad.. Poor Frada the MOD.



    No, unless you offend an AH ex-MOD. See here, no problem a few days apparently.


    denon wrote: »
    I'm sure Sharpshooter would have been so defensive against other members, if they weren't a mod. EPIC FAIL, big time!! A "Thanks Whores" quote is now a ban. LOL..

    Questioning a mods decision on thread goes against the Charter of Boards.

    Banned.


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