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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • #6122
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    diabol berg is dolan bakers love child


  • #6123
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow is wearing his lucky pants today and is going to prove to Dolan Baker that he is the Love God of The Cuckoos Nest for sheer numbers of love children.


  • #6124
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm told 666 to go ban off, and he did!!!


  • #6125
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    JGs told 666 to go and play in the Banned thread and he did


  • #6126
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    I said the unbanned thread!!!!


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  • #6127
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Overcome with remorse and guilt over the banning and having a new puppy to name JGs said to the puppy "Naughty girl use the newspaper or I will rub your nose in the H666"


  • #6128
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    JG's is collecting all unused todgers to make a nice meaty banoffee pie


  • #6129
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Is 20% dark matter.


  • #6130
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Homah 7ft was a Harry Potter Character before JK Rowlings wrote him out because she could not imagine him having a weaner


  • #6131
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Knew the ending to the television series Lost after viewing the first 5 minutes of episode 1.


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  • #6132
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Homah 7fts love of ballet and his practicing on Patricks St Cork has led to him being called "The Funniest Man in Cork, even funnier than me" by Des Bishop.


  • #6133
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm has written to the president to see know could he have Georgie's old job, he'll stay schtum and take it like a man for 150,000 spondulicks


  • #6134
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Staker spent last night partying with George and trying to explain the concept of the Baseless Lie Thread. Some say Staker had a hand in writting Georgies statement but all staker will admit to saying is " another can of Bulmers Pear for breakfast George what possibly can go wrong"


  • #6135
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    :D^^^

    CDfm stayed in Georgie's hotel room last night, they were up til the early hours with Harney discussing their new venture, The Recession Buster(4 for the price of 3) Political Party.


  • #6136
    dublintuition
    Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭dublintuition


    Staker has a foot fettish


  • #6137
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Dublintuition has a tetish


  • #6138
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Staker wraps barbed wire round his todger to help stimulate the G spot

    I'm sposed to get the yoke today, i hope the quad lnb fits on the arm


  • #6139
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    claprot had a g spot once until youknowwhat set in


  • #6140
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Staker uses his chimmney sweeping kit when he needs to get CDfm all juiced up

    Thanks for the offer ;)


  • #6141
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow has the yoke inserted but the batteries ran out so he is now running it from the cars cigerette lighter, he is revving the car so much blue smoke is coming out.


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  • #6142
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm is a yes man!!!!


  • #6143
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    ^ ^ I would always say yes to you JGs:D

    JGs is a girl who just cant say
    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


  • #6144
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Don't trust him JG's he's a liar


  • #6145
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow was arrested in downtown Ballinakilla for having a shoecam in his shoe taking videos of himself and posting them on the internet. Garda JGs said she had to let him go as she could see nuthin of interest.


  • #6146
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm polishes his wellies when he goes dancing, so he can check to see if the girlz are wearing knickers in the reflection


  • #6147
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow has opened a Gentlemans Wellie Emporium in Ballinakilla with free polish business has been brisk since he cut a split in the boots.


  • #6148
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm is jealous of his younger brother MP3fm, and gets so lonely being left in the car radio all the time


  • #6149
    Michaelrsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Michaelrsh


    staker wrote: »
    CDfm is jealous of his younger brother MP3fm, and gets so lonely being left in the car radio all the time

    Staker stalks CDfm.


  • #6150
    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    Michaelrsh has got a mysterious green rash all over his body.


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  • #6151
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Kelle2 is an alias who is really Kelle1 and she thinks no-one knows and she also walks around in a superwoman suit and thinks no one recognises her when she puts on a pair of glasses and a business suit. But we do cos she tucks her skirt into her knickers.


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