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'Gypsy's curse' removed from Garda

  • 27-01-2010 03:46PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭


    http://www.donegaldemocrat.ie/donegalnews/39Gypsy39s-curse39-removed-from-Garda.6013677.jp
    'Gypsy's curse' removed from Garda

    A Donegal Garda has told how she had the 'Gypsy's curse' put on her by the occupants of a car after she discovered the driver was not insured to drive.
    Garda Elaine Kavanagh told Glenties District Court she felt uneasy after the incident and during Friday's hearing at Glenties Court the Garda was told the curse had been removed and was "the work of fiction". The court heard anything that was said on the night to the prosecuting Garda was "unconditionally withdrawn".

    Garda Kavanagh stopped a car being driven by Charlie Ward, 6 Slieve More Drive, Sligo at Drumnasillagh, Glenties on July 20th last. The passenger in the car, Martina Ward, an aunt of Charlie Ward, produced a certificate of insurance but Garda Kavanagh said it covered her to drive, but not Charlie Ward.

    The Garda went on to describe how the occupants in the car became abusive towards her and they then put the 'Gypsy's curse' on her.


    Garda not happy with curse


    Asked by Judge Seamus Hughes how she felt about that, Garda Kavanagh said she wasn't happy about it. And while defending solicitor, Frank Dorrian suggested the 'Gypsy's curse' was the work of fiction, Garda Inspector Sylvie Henry insisted there should be an apology for what was said.

    Mr. Dorrian, after consulting the defendants, said Martina Ward of 21 Rathbraughan Park, Ballytivnan, Sligo claimed the 'Gypsy's curse' was just "a load of nonsense" and what was said on the night was "unconditionally withdrawn".

    The solicitor said Martina Ward had taken counsel on the matter of the insurance from members of her family and she genuinely felt the certificate covered her nephew to drive.

    Garda Kavanagh said she also believed the insurance matter was a misunderstanding, adding that Charlie Ward was insured to drive his own car.

    When prompted by her solicitor to offer an apology to the Garda for what was said on the night, Martina Ward said she was sorry and told the Garda she was "under no curse".

    Judge Hughes adjourned the case until February 26th next to allow time for a payment of 250 euro to be made to the Garda Benevolent Fund. He indicated that he would strike out the matter if the money was paid.


    Might try that the next time I'm caught drinking in a lock-in. "Go way from around me Guard or I'll put a curse on you"


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Don't shrink my head, Gypsy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    I though this might have been about some euphimism for 'slash hook'....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    If it was male Garda she could've tried to get out of trouble by saying "Lob into me boss" instead


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    I heard he stuck his hand up the Gypsy's dress............. the best way to get your palm read every 28 days or so.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    WindSock wrote: »
    Don't shrink my head, Gypsy.

    too late


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock



    Can't see nuffink.

    This whole thing could have been resolved outside of courts if the Garda had accepted a Gypsies kiss on the face.


    Edit: See it now ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Everyone knows a gypsy curse is no match for a good baton womping round the back of the head!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,450 ✭✭✭Dartz


    Great way to lose weight though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    WindSock wrote: »
    Can't see nuffink.

    This whole thing could have been resolved outside of courts if the Garda had accepted a Gypsies kiss on the face.


    Edit: See it now ;)

    into watersports eh?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    What was this article about again?
    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    'Gypsy's curse' removed from Garda

    A Donegal Garda has told how she had the 'Gypsy's curse' put on her by the occupants of a car after she discovered the driver was not insured to drive.
    Garda Elaine Kavanagh told Glenties District Court she felt uneasy after the incident and during Friday's hearing at Glenties Court the Garda was told the curse had been removed and was "the work of fiction". The court heard anything that was said on the night to the prosecuting Garda was "unconditionally withdrawn".

    Garda Kavanagh stopped a car being driven by Charlie Ward, 6 Slieve More Drive, Sligo at Drumnasillagh, Glenties on July 20th last. The passenger in the car, Martina Ward, an aunt of Charlie Ward, produced a certificate of insurance but Garda Kavanagh said it covered her to drive, but not Charlie Ward.

    The Garda went on to describe how the occupants in the car became abusive towards her and they then put the 'Gypsy's curse' on her.


    Garda not happy with curse

    Asked by Judge Seamus Hughes how she felt about that, Garda Kavanagh said she wasn't happy about it. And while defending solicitor, Frank Dorrian suggested the 'Gypsy's curse' was the work of fiction, Garda Inspector Sylvie Henry insisted there should be an apology for what was said.

    Mr. Dorrian, after consulting the defendants, said Martina Ward of 21 Rathbraughan Park, Ballytivnan, Sligo claimed the 'Gypsy's curse' was just "a load of nonsense" and what was said on the night was "unconditionally withdrawn".

    The solicitor said Martina Ward had taken counsel on the matter of the insurance from members of her family and she genuinely felt the certificate covered her nephew to drive.

    Garda Kavanagh said she also believed the insurance matter was a misunderstanding, adding that Charlie Ward was insured to drive his own car.

    When prompted by her solicitor to offer an apology to the Garda for what was said on the night, Martina Ward said she was sorry and told the Garda she was "under no curse".

    Judge Hughes adjourned the case until February 26th next to allow time for a payment of 250 euro to be made to the Garda Benevolent Fund. He indicated that he would strike out the matter if the money was paid.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    It's a misunderstanding. The guard just said he was knackered and it all snowballed from there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭smegmar


    it's a stupid ban garda that took some wild raving old woman seriously. Come on. I don't even think the woman in the car was a gypsy. fúcking banners


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭mailforkev


    Channelling my inner Michael McDowell I reckon we should just make gypsy cursery a mandatory 5-10 stretch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I always thought the "Gypsy Curse" was to be born a Gypsy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Putting the Curse of the Virgin mary on a gypsy is the worst thing for them so it is.They go mad so they do!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭Lola92


    hehehehehehehehehehehe...................























    *Gypsy Curse*:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,006 ✭✭✭Ann22


    I wouldn't be too happy If someone put a curse on me:eek:.. My friend's granny years ago was courting this man and this other girl fancied him.

    Well, wasn't this jealous girl in a shop one day and heard about my mate's granny going out with your man and she was livid. She took her tights off(?) and went down on her knees and put some kind of curse on the poor woman.

    Within a very short time of marrying, she tragically lost her husband, baby and one of her parents, I forget which one. She had a hard life, went blind in one eye. She had a surviving daughter who she was very close to up until she died, but she had some kind of illness when she was young and suffered with her nerves all her life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Ann22 wrote: »
    I wouldn't be too happy If someone put a curse on me:eek:.. My friend's granny years ago was courting this man and this other girl fancied him.

    Well, wasn't this jealous girl in a shop one day and heard about my mate's granny going out with your man and she was livid. She took her tights off(?) and went down on her knees and put some kind of curse on the poor woman.

    Within a very short time of marrying, she tragically lost her husband, baby and one of her parents, I forget which one. She had a hard life, went blind in one eye. She had a surviving daughter who she was very close to up until she died, but she had some kind of illness when she was young and suffered with her nerves all her life.

    Yup. That was a curse alright.

    We call that curse Life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Ann22 wrote: »
    I wouldn't be too happy If someone put a curse on me:eek:.. My friend's granny years ago was courting this man and this other girl fancied him.

    Well, wasn't this jealous girl in a shop one day and heard about my mate's granny going out with your man and she was livid. She took her tights off(?) and went down on her knees and put some kind of curse on the poor woman.

    Within a very short time of marrying, she tragically lost her husband, baby and one of her parents, I forget which one. She had a hard life, went blind in one eye. She had a surviving daughter who she was very close to up until she died, but she had some kind of illness when she was young and suffered with her nerves all her life.


    Why do these stories always start with, my friends Grannie's uncles dogs illegitemate love chid once told me?

    I'm not saying it didn't happen, I am saying it didn't happen because some oul yoke took off her knickers and chanted gobbledy gook at her.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Snapkick 'em all I say, snapkick 'em all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,006 ✭✭✭Ann22


    NothingMan wrote: »
    Why do these stories always start with, my friends Grannie's uncles dogs illegitemate love chid once told me?

    I'm not saying it didn't happen, I am saying it didn't happen because some oul yoke took off her knickers and chanted gobbledy gook at her.

    Ah now, it's my best friends Granny, I knew the woman well.. it's hardly passed on through a million people:).. I suppose the woman serving in the shop (witnessing the 'curse) might have exaggerated but the woman did wish her bad luck at the very least and it turned out she did have more than her fair share of tragedy.

    I'm sure it didn't cause what happened..but some things can play on a susceptible mind. I'd be annoyed if someone said they were cursing me, I'd be worried about my family:(..but I've quite a strong faith so I'd say a few prayers and convince myself I was ok.
    I think some people really believe in that kind of thing and maybe convince themselves they're jinxed so every sh1t thing that happened would be blamed on the hex.

    My mother says years ago, her generation would've placed a lot of store in curses.. When she was a child, she was from Cavan. Her dad used to ride a bike up to Dundalk to help his brother out on his farm(fcukin' hell, he must've been nackered!).

    One day a gypsy woman stopped him on the road and offered to tell his fortune. He gave her something and when she told him some stuff she wouldn't tell any more 'til he crossed her palm with more dosh. He hadn't any more to give her and she told him she'd curse him.

    Mam said he had no luck since, bad crops in his own fields, cattle dying and children with weak chests..but when you look at his life overall- he had a good wife (20yrs his junior who battered the kids with a 'potstick' so I'm told:()raised a decent family, who are all still alive:). His luck wasn't that bad probably similar to the families living around the area.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    f*cking idiot


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭Tomebagel


    Fight me now gypsy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Wolflikeme


    Eh this idiot really ought to rethink her career. I feel sorry for whoever's depending on the likes of her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Ann22 wrote: »
    Ah now, it's my best friends Granny, I knew the woman well.. it's hardly passed on through a million people:).. I suppose the woman serving in the shop (witnessing the 'curse) might have exaggerated but the woman did wish her bad luck at the very least and it turned out she did have more than her fair share of tragedy.

    I'm sure it didn't cause what happened..but some things can play on a susceptible mind. I'd be annoyed if someone said they were cursing me, I'd be worried about my family:(..but I've quite a strong faith so I'd say a few prayers and convince myself I was ok.
    I think some people really believe in that kind of thing and maybe convince themselves they're jinxed so every sh1t thing that happened would be blamed on the hex.

    My mother says years ago, her generation would've placed a lot of store in curses.. When she was a child, she was from Cavan. Her dad used to ride a bike up to Dundalk to help his brother out on his farm(fcukin' hell, he must've been nackered!).

    One day a gypsy woman stopped him on the road and offered to tell his fortune. He gave her something and when she told him some stuff she wouldn't tell any more 'til he crossed her palm with more dosh. He hadn't any more to give her and she told him she'd curse him.

    Mam said he had no luck since, bad crops in his own fields, cattle dying and children with weak chests..but when you look at his life overall- he had a good wife (20yrs his junior who battered the kids with a 'potstick' so I'm told:()raised a decent family, who are all still alive:). His luck wasn't that bad probably similar to the families living around the area.

    See everything i've put in bold i'd put on pretty much the same level. Not much of a step from one to the other.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    "Hucks now wanna buy a carpet or ill put a curse on ya"

    I had no other option only to give them chips as I had no money.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30 John I am


    I cursed a guard last week for catching me breaking a red light.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,385 ✭✭✭monkeypants


    Iolar wrote: »
    Maybe she watched "drag me to hell" the night before? :D
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1127180/
    I was going to bring that up. Thought it was a documentary.


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