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Most common question asked in a phonecall under a minute?

  • 21-01-2010 01:17AM
    #1
    bitemybanger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭


    Where are ya?
    What time will you be home?
    Fancy a shag? :cool:
    how are you?
    whos this?


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  • #2
    enniscorthy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    WHO


  • #3
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    are you going for a drink?


  • #4
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Hi I am ............ from ........ and I would like to speak to mr or mrs .......


  • #5
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Where's my money??


  • #6
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Is (insert name) there?


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  • #7
    Little Acorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    bitemybanger wrote: »
    Where are ya?
    What time will you be home?
    Fancy a shag? :cool:
    how are you?
    whos this?

    Why are you asking strangers when they'll be home and if they'd like a shag?!


  • #8
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    ''If one was to find the meaning of life, would life ever exist again?''

    My phone conversations are cool :D


  • #9
    Sulmac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Sulmac


    "Sorry? I can't hear you."


  • #10
    bitemybanger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭bitemybanger


    Little Acorn wrote: »
    Why are you asking strangers when they'll be home and if they'd like a shag?!

    Who said anything about strangers:confused:


  • #11
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,623 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Dad?


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  • #12
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    What's for dinner?


  • #13
    Little Acorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    bitemybanger wrote: »
    Who said anything about strangers:confused:

    The "whos this" bit-my attempt at a joke-I FAIL.:(

    Edit:wait.. Starbelgrade got it! :-)


  • #14
    emeraldstar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    bitemybanger wrote: »
    Who said anything about strangers:confused:

    You?

    ..........

    bitemybanger wrote: »
    Where are ya?
    What time will you be home?
    Fancy a shag? :cool:
    how are you?
    whos this?

    :p


  • #15
    captainjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 96 ✭✭captainjack


    Can I get a cab from X going to Y?


  • #16
    afatbollix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,192 ✭✭✭afatbollix


    Whats the craic?


  • #17
    bitemybanger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭bitemybanger


    emeraldstar wrote: »
    You?

    ..........




    :p


    Well it depends on the answer wether thier a stranger on not;)


  • #18
    cup of tea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 755 ✭✭✭cup of tea


    afatbollix wrote: »
    Whats the craic?


    That's definitely me


  • #19
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    'How much do you charge?'.

    Definitely the most common question on calls to my mobile.


  • #20
    SomeFool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,452 ✭✭✭SomeFool


    What the Fcuk do you want?


  • #21
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Will you please for the love of all that is holy and divine please stop f*cking calling me you absolute f*cking **** of a ***** of a wh*re's f*cking **** of a **** ****ing ****?


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  • #22
    Kormeera X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭Kormeera X


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Is (insert name) there?

    Is Jennifer there?


  • #23
    Atavan-Halen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,183 ✭✭✭✭Atavan-Halen


    Yo!

    Not technically a question but hey :)


  • #24
    Kormeera X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭Kormeera X


    How ya?
    Any news?
    u going out tonight?
    where are you?
    alrite...
    is (
    ) there ?
    *sigh* ok then!
    why??
    bye....!

    ...i would say thats whats mostly said in a phone conversation in less than a few seconds....thats my opinion.


  • #25
    Kormeera X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭Kormeera X


    how things.


  • #26
    TEMPLAR KNIGHT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 961 ✭✭✭TEMPLAR KNIGHT


    A restraining order cant stop me BITCH!!!!


  • #27
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    "Is awall there?"


  • #28
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Where's my money??



  • #29
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Little Acorn wrote: »
    Why are you asking strangers when they'll be home and if they'd like a shag?!
    Why not?

    Nothing venture, nothing gain! :pac:


  • #30
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    booty call?


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  • #31
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    Well (?).

    In your best Louth accent,with various tones and inflections added to state,in one syllable -
    a) I am well.
    b) Are you well?
    c) Well,what do you want,then?


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