Sexiest Fictional Character Ever?

Feeky Magee · 21-01-2010 01:00AM #1

So just what fictional character gets you most hot under the collar, and picturing all sorts of sodomy?

She (because let's face it, no straight women will click on this thread) can be from a film/soap/series/cartoon (if you're that way inclined)/anything fictional really.

Lara Croft and yer wan who slayed the vampires spring to mind, but I'm gonna have to go for the mom off Grounded For Life, give me 15 seconds an hour and a half with her, and I could die happy.

Anything Twilight-related is banned from this thread.

brummytom · 21-01-2010 01:02AM

Your Grinds Teacher

Lara Croft by a mile. And the character of Bridget in 8 Simple Rules. Dirty slut

johnnyskeleton · 21-01-2010 01:03AM

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Lara Croft and yer wan who slayed the vampires spring to mind, but I'm gonna have to go for the mom off Grounded For Life, give me 15 seconds an hour and a half with her, and I could die happy.

See, you're just talking about the actresses who played those people, with maybe a nod to the roles/skimpy costumes they wore there.

To be really hardcore you should pick someone from a book like Natasha Rostov.

MetalDawg · 21-01-2010 01:03AM

Jessica Rabbit
Lois Griffin
Xena

Latchy · 21-01-2010 01:03AM

Jessica Rabbit FYP

as above - beaten by a millimeter of a scond

bitemybanger · 21-01-2010 01:04AM

Obviously lara croft, close thread

Feeky Magee · 21-01-2010 01:04AM

brummytom wrote: »

Your Grinds Teacher

Lara Croft

Fair play, I was thinking at least comment 5 before that gem came up!

Bodhisopha · 21-01-2010 01:04AM

brummytom wrote: »

Your Grinds Teacher

Lara Croft by a mile. And the character of Bridget in 8 Simple Rules. Dirty slut

The ginger one?

starbelgrade · 21-01-2010 01:04AM

All sexy women are fictional.

Feeky Magee · 21-01-2010 01:05AM

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

See, you're just talking about the actresses who played those people, with maybe a nod to the roles/skimpy costumes they wore there.

To be really hardcore you should pick someone from a book like Natasha Rostov.

I was thinking this while writing it, but to be fair I find those mentioned a lot hotter in their roles than IRL.

bitemybanger · 21-01-2010 01:05AM

YORE MA, get in there

The Big Red Button · 21-01-2010 01:05AM

Feeky Magee wrote: »

She (because let's face it, no straight women will click on this thread) can be from a film/soap/series/cartoon (if you're that way inclined)/anything fictional really.

I'm straight, and a woman!

Jack from The Nightmare Before Christmas ... http://www.sandersartstudio.com/catalog/507O1064X%20Jack%208X8_thumb.jpg ... I so would!

Whispered · 21-01-2010 01:06AM

Feeky Magee wrote: »

She (because let's face it, no straight women will click on this thread) can be from a film/soap/series/cartoon (if you're that way inclined)/anything fictional really.
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:mad:

Wolverine.

Oh and Aragorn. mmmmmmmmmmm

starbelgrade · 21-01-2010 01:06AM

The Bunny Rabbit from the Cadbury's Caramel ad in the early 90s. Now I wouldn't f*ck any oul rabbit, but I'd bunny hop that tail all night long.

Mrmoe · 21-01-2010 01:06AM

The Navi females from Avatar.
7 of 9

brummytom · 21-01-2010 01:07AM

Bodhisopha wrote: »

The ginger one?

God no. Kerry was the ginger one; Bridget was the blonde one.

There's something about Becky in Corrie aswell

... just her attitude

(no I don't have a life)

daca88 · 21-01-2010 01:08AM

Mrmoe wrote: »

The Navi females from Avatar.
7 of 9

dam! you got there before me!!

also Leliana from the game Dragon Age Origins....something about her accent, and the red hair

good lord i'm weird

Little Acorn · 21-01-2010 01:08AM

chatterpillar wrote: »

I'm straight, and a woman!

Jack from The Nightmare Before Christmas ... http://www.sandersartstudio.com/catalog/507O1064X%20Jack%208X8_thumb.jpg ... I so would!

Yay,didn't want to be the first girl to answer after his comment.:D

Mine are:. Sawyer from Lost
.Pullo from Rome
.Aragorn from Lord of the Rings.:)

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 21-01-2010 01:11AM

If we're going down the line of x-men, then Mystique.

Glico Man · 21-01-2010 01:13AM

Penelope Pitstop - girls and fast cars, how can any man turn that down

Hermione Granger- in the latest movie, hot and smart, perfect combination

Silk Spectre from Watchmen

liah · 21-01-2010 01:13AM

Chris from Skins.

Not the most attractive guy but a complete sweetheart, I actually legitimately fell in love with him. Too bad he doesn't exist

There's more.. probably a lot more. But I can't think of them right off the top of my head, just Chris is fresh in my mind because I just watched Skins series 1 and 2 for the 4th time last week.

Catari Jaguar · 21-01-2010 01:13AM

brummytom wrote: »

Lara Croft by a mile. And the character of Bridget in 8 Simple Rules. Dirty slut

Bridget is a virgin. Pr1ck teaser :rolleyes:

I'll go for Captain Jack Sparrow and Marcus from Terminator Salvation.. Oh and House! So bad ass.
If books count then Jace from the Mortal Instruments (my sig!)

Female has to be Samantha from SATC (now THERE'S a slut!)

starbelgrade · 21-01-2010 01:14AM

Is it fictional characters played by actors, or fictional characters that were never played by actors, but could have been dramatised in cartoons, books or video games etc?

ConfusedBuyer · 21-01-2010 01:18AM

Pocahontas, what a ride!!!

Hyperbullet · 21-01-2010 01:18AM

-Ariel the mermaid.
-Lara Croft
-Judy Jetson

Ronanom · 21-01-2010 01:21AM

I know a few girls that fancy Dogtania

liah · 21-01-2010 01:27AM

Oh yeah, and yer man from Avatar, the lead character... in both bodies.

I don't care if he's blue and has a cat nose, or if his legs don't work and he's wheelchair bound, he's still adorable. Seriously adorable.

These are pretty much personality-based with the added benefit of the characters being played by rather attractive men:

Andy from Weeds.
Alex from Clockwork Orange. (:eek:)
Mickey from Snatch.
Ed Bloom from Big Fish (or most roles played by Ewan McGregor..)
Max from Humboldt County.
Everett from O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Dwight from Sin City.
Zus from Defiance.

I think I'm noticing a pattern here.. Protective men with a sense of humour and kind of a dark twist.

With the exception of Alex. I have NO IDEA what's up with that. :pac:

As for games.. I really love Link. Best videogame character ever. Strong, sweet, protective, and knows when to keep his trap shut. Perfect!

Catari Jaguar · 21-01-2010 01:28AM

liah wrote: »

Chris from Skins.

Not the most attractive guy but a complete sweetheart, I actually legitimately fell in love with him. Too bad he doesn't exist

There's more.. probably a lot more. But I can't think of them right off the top of my head, just Chris is fresh in my mind because I just watched Skins series 1 and 2 for the 4th time last week.

I fell in love with that whole series.. Especially Sid though. He's such a dote.

Actually, I'll nominate Effy for sexiest female character.