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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    matt checks tins of tuna before he buys them and will not buy any that say dolphin friendly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...likes monkey loving and monkey porn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    has teamed up with the rigger to go whale hunting

    oh hai!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    tuk ur juuuuubs!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella is a love cheat -he kissed a girl and he liked it


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    cdfm ran the 2euro shop out of batterys for his ahm ''toys''


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    hitlersson666 prefers mechanical to electrical toys. He has been to A & E 7 times since Christmas because his wind up Thomas the Tank Engine got stuck in his "tunnel"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm is also know as Weenie Todd the demon weener collector of Old London Town


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow of Arabia claims to have gone native but what he calls the hubbly bubbly others call farting in the bath


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 514 ✭✭✭Chanandler Bong


    CDfm has long since gotten rid of his beige flared trousers with matching jacket, thankfully


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...likes bongs alot, and sells them on ebay for $1,000,0000 ea.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ..has only 242 posts..lika WTF>?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm likes to goad the POWAH!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella knows when he's licked


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    spent the weekend licking the windows of butlers chocolate cafe. He refused to believe it wasn't actually made of chocolate a la the gingerbread house in hansel & gretel


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    pretty in pink invited me there and got me to go very close to the chocolate fountain before she ....................


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    was following me and my OH round town on Sunday? Ahhh it all becomes clear now.

    mmmmmm chocolate fountain


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    pretty in chocolate looked very cute on sunday


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    CD is into old vintage jeans with crusty stains and all, originally owned by new age hippes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella is an old nun Sister niceirishfella of the seven deadly sins.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Has been singing Wiggle it all day..........Just a little bit!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    listens to CDfm singing wiggle it, and wonders is there an inuendo somewhere she's missing out on.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ......refuses to to use toilet paper and uses his/her underwear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    smells like candyfloss


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Sings " On the good ship loolipop " on the bus while taking sweets off old people


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Creates Dangerous flag masts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    drives a neon yellow hummer, with green and purple flashing lights and blue headlights. Has "Disco Bus" written on teh side of it, and a small plastic leprechaun hood ornament. Frequently heard playing the bee gees & ballads


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    you can tell by the way she use's her walk, she's a womans man, no time to talk..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    sings in a very high voice


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    is watching ANTM and is routing for the chick with the broken leg, cause he likes broken legs. ;)


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