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Dr.Bollocko's Streaking Scarf | Ebay Auction for SSF

  • 17-01-2010 07:03AM
    #1
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭


    Dr.Bollocko's Eyre Streaking Scarf

    ..is being auctioned off to the highest bidder.

    Dr.B's post has a good chance of becoming the most thanked post ever on After Hours.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63989567&postcount=517

    Do not miss this chance to grab a small but not insignificant piece of AH history.

    Ebay Auction closes 9pm next Saturday (23rd Jan).

    Winner will receive The Eyre Square scarf and a signed copy of Dr.B as Bollocko Man.

    If the winning bidder is male then the scarf will be washed and ironed first.

    If the winner is female then it will contain Dr.B's smoldering scent along with some matching Boxer Shorts ;)

    Happy bidding.

    Where should the €56.50 go? 17 votes

    Haiti
    0%
    SSF
    52%
    gerTheGreatBucklesmanmthdSVlucyluHazyszonEEEPygmalionTheGod 9 votes
    Let Dr.B choose silly..
    47%
    Dr4gul4sdanseoCiaran187jobucksD4RK ONIONTheKellsMidnight_EGBluesBerry 8 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    From the auction:
    Help us touch even more kids than we already have.

    Deeply disturbing or hilariously funny?


  • #3
    Atavan-Halen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,183 ✭✭✭✭Atavan-Halen


    Confab wrote: »
    Deeply disturbing or hilariously funny?

    Both.


  • #4
    banquo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    Saw that.

    If I had a credit card...

    Tell you what: if nobody bids then I'll give you twenty for it because that's as much as I can possibly afford.


  • #5
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    banquo wrote: »
    Saw that.

    If I had a credit card...

    Tell you what: if nobody bids then I'll give you twenty for it because that's as much as I can possibly afford.

    No credit card needed.

    You can pay the money into the bank or send a postal order within 7 days from the auction end.

    PayPal not needed.


  • #6
    xw2lj9uspm1eyh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭xw2lj9uspm1eyh


    Think he should of included the uncensored naked pic with his autograph would made a fortune :D.


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  • #7
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    mendusa wrote: »
    Think he should of included the uncensored naked pic with his autograph would made a fortune :D.

    Maybe he will, 6 Days left so maybe there is some surprises in store, who knows.

    So you would bid more with the naked pic. I'm sure Dr.B will take note :p


  • #8
    xw2lj9uspm1eyh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭xw2lj9uspm1eyh


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Maybe he will, 6 Days left so maybe there is some surprises in store, who knows.

    So you would bid more with the naked pic. I'm sure Dr.B will take note :p

    :o

    Lets hope a female boardsie will do it next year it'll put me right back on track :D.


  • #9
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Well, at least we know it will sell anyway!

    First bid has been placed.


  • #10
    Rev. BlueJeans
    Closed Accounts Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Rev. BlueJeans


    Just bid there :)

    Actually I need to pay the piper for this vulgar display of nekidness, I almost forgot...

    Edit: If I win, I shall donate it to boards HQ. DeV can stick it on the wall :)


  • #11
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I'll have a bid in before it closes. Just have to remember my ebay password!
    Will the boxers be washed and ironed first?? :)


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  • #12
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I'll have a bid in before it closes. Just have to remember my ebay password!
    Will the boxers be washed and ironed first?? :)

    Nope, that's the why they are only for the ladies only :)


  • #13
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Interesting...


    *goes to check how much money is on her credit card..


  • #14
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Can I go stark bollock rave nakey next year? Like not even joking! Can I? Who's the man to talk to for the SSF?


  • #15
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Actually wouldn't it be mad (it probably is but I'm sleep deprived or just deprived, I'm not sure anymore) if whoever buys this scarf (most likely an AH person) that they should streak with the scarf somewhere else next year for the SSF. Like the scarf could be bought and sold each year for SSF and whoever buys it, streaks with it, the scarf could travel all around the place and raise money. Could help continue the good work of the SSF.


  • #16
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    El Siglo wrote: »
    whoever buys it, streaks with it, .

    4 bids have just now been retracted.

    Not really :p


  • #17
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    El Siglo wrote: »
    Actually wouldn't it be mad (it probably is but I'm sleep deprived or just deprived, I'm not sure anymore) if whoever buys this scarf (most likely an AH person) that they should streak with the scarf somewhere else next year for the SSF. Like the scarf could be bought and sold each year for SSF and whoever buys it, streaks with it, the scarf could travel all around the place and raise money. Could help continue the good work of the SSF.
    I'll second this. Scarf holder has priority to streak and must streak if they buy the scarf. If this is passed I will most likely buy the scarf ;)


  • #18
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Bonito wrote: »
    Can I go stark bollock rave nakey next year? Like not even joking! Can I? Who's the man to talk to for the SSF?
    Bookmarked for next year.


  • #19
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Terry wrote: »
    Bookmarked for next year.
    B-E-A-U-Tiful ;)

    Edit : Is the ebay account OutLaw Petes?


  • #20
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Bonito wrote: »
    Edit : Is the ebay account OutLaw Petes?

    The one attached to is but whoever wins doesn't have to pay on PayPal.

    They just pay to the SSF.


  • #21
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    The one attached to is but whoever wins doesn't have to pay on PayPal.

    They just pay to the SSF.
    Ok well I'll need info sent to me on where to send a bank draft to because I don't have paypal or that. I have to set up a new account and then bid, Can't remember my password for the life of me and it keeps saying my security Q's are wrong.


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  • #22
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Bonito wrote: »
    Ok well I'll need info sent to me on where to send a bank draft to because I don't have paypal or that. I have to set up a new account and then bid, Can't remember my password for the life of me and it keeps saying my security Q's are wrong.

    The SFF banking details are here:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=62846419&postcount=1


  • #23
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    The SFF banking details are here:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=62846419&postcount=1
    I'm stuck on confirming details. I don't have a visa or mastercard and it's asking for my landline number so they can give me a 4 digit password but when I put in my landline it says "we're not able to verify the phone numer you provided. Please try again"


  • #24
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Bonito wrote: »
    I'm stuck on confirming details. I don't have a visa or mastercard and it's asking for my landline number so they can give me a 4 digit password but when I put in my landline it says "we're not able to verify the phone numer you provided. Please try again"

    Try the number in international format +353


  • #25
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Try the number in international format +353
    I have. I've tried

    (+353) 01 1234567
    (+3531) 1234567
    (003531) 1234567
    (00353) 01 1234567

    I sent an email explaining my problem so we'll see :) That scarf is mine :D


  • #26
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    El Siglo wrote: »
    Actually wouldn't it be mad (it probably is but I'm sleep deprived or just deprived, I'm not sure anymore) if whoever buys this scarf (most likely an AH person) that they should streak with the scarf somewhere else next year for the SSF. Like the scarf could be bought and sold each year for SSF and whoever buys it, streaks with it, the scarf could travel all around the place and raise money. Could help continue the good work of the SSF.

    This wasn't the deal when i put in my bid!! If i win however i will quite happily pass on the scarf to whoever wants to go stripping with it ! Not a chance of me doing it-wouldn't want to scar people for life..


  • #27
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    This wasn't the deal when i put in my bid!! If i win however i will quite happily pass on the scarf to whoever wants to go stripping with it ! Not a chance of me doing it-wouldn't want to scar people for life..
    So you're in glaway, which is where the last streak was. Terry done his at the spire. I'm in dublin too but I don't want sloppy seconds :D Soooooo seeing as I can't bid, whoever gets the scarf re-sells it on to me and I'll streak with it. You might all think it's a year away but I guarantee it'll fly in!


  • #28
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Bonito wrote: »
    So you're in glaway, which is where the last streak was. Terry done his at the spire. I'm in dublin too but I don't want sloppy seconds :D Soooooo seeing as I can't bid, whoever gets the scarf re-sells it on to me and I'll streak with it. You might all think it's a year away but I guarantee it'll fly in!

    You're just dying to streak aren't ya!! Ok if i win the scarf i will pass it onto you so.


  • #29
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    You're just dying to streak aren't ya!! Ok if i win the scarf i will pass it onto you so.
    Well last time I done it I was intoxicated and got arrested because I done it in a private holiday resort in Tenerife :D I swear I thought the security guards were lifeguards and the pool was open for naturists after 11 o ' clock at night :rolleyes: :o

    Don't worry I only got a slap on the wrist and a taxi.....sorry police escort :cool: back to the villa were I was staying. BEST HOLIDAY EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!

    Thank you you're very kind :D


  • #30
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    The matching boxers was a joke by the way. Received a Ebay question about them :p

    Bidding is at €22.50 as it stands.

    Looks like Paul Cunningham's Hat is the competition now:

    Ebay Linky


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  • #31
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    The matching boxers was a joke by the way. Received a Ebay question about them :p

    Bidding is at €22.50 as it stands.

    Aww!! Sure that's what i was bidding on really-was only using the scarf as an excuse:)

    (that wasn't me though who asked bout it on ebay!!)


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