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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • #5612
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    is going to donate his lungs to wimpeys to extract all the tar so they can resurface the N75


  • #5613
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    likes to amaze his friends at paties with fart nlighting tricks -his speciality is lighting birthday cske candles


  • #5614
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    STILL thinks farts originate in the descending colon!


  • #5615
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Still fancies herself as Tar.......


  • #5616
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    fancies nif as Tar


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  • #5617
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    likes the smell of fresh tar .......


  • #5618
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    joes girls uses tar for that vampy look.


  • #5619
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    tries to model himself on colrow, but finds it hard to get it just right!!!


  • #5620
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...runs wexford with an iron fist.


  • #5621
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Runs around Irishtown in a teddy.


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  • #5622
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ....got a lifesize teddy bear made in the image of him, complete with little weener.


  • #5623
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    holds little weaner competitions here on boards which he wins every time


  • #5624
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow has spent the morning playing pocket billards and singing " Colrow sweet chariots"


  • #5625
    Exon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭Exon


    CDfm is a jew


  • #5626
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Even Cavan people say Exon is mean. In Cavan peeing behind a bush instead of paying 20cents to use the public toilets is called "doing an Exon".


  • #5627
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm is not from Cavan, but is Stingyier.


  • #5628
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    just told me that CDfm eats tiny weenies ....... so he has to hide!!!


  • #5629
    LeBash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,666 ✭✭✭LeBash


    Holly1 has been placing baseless truths about everyone on an exact opposite site to boards in a parallel dimension, and has the ability to change dimensions.
    Above text may be a baseless lie and LeBash's views are that of a faceless corporation and not that of himself. Terms and conditions apply


  • #5630
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    LeBash enjoys reading terms and conditions so much, is currently writing the Definitive collection of the Top One Thousand most popular terms and conditions.....in the world.....ever.


  • #5631
    hitlersson666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    cicero is actually from dublin and not kildare


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  • #5632
    Enigma'
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Enigma'


    hitlersson666 was fed warm dog food as a child whenever he was hungry


  • #5633
    hitlersson666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    thats not a baseless lie!!!!


  • #5634
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    h666 still eats likes to eat dogfood on special occassions or as comfort food when he is lonely which given his surname is all the time.


  • #5635
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Can Devour fried monkeys


  • #5636
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cooks the best fried monkey in Ireland and I thoroughly recommend Ciceros Delicatessan for all your bushmeat needs.


  • #5637
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Can't Develop frozen maggots


  • #5638
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero doesnt realise that you dont have to develop pictures you take with your camera phone so he goes back to the shop and they sell him a new phone after he takes pictures.He had ten nokias for Xmas.


  • #5639
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Can Develop fivolous motions


  • #5640
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Ciceros speech in accepting the winning prize in his local was to pledge his efforts to achieving world peace and racial harmony especially with Ronnie Woods ex girlfriend if she turns up in Prosperous again. It was only a dart tournament.


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  • #5641
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    has teamed up with the rigger to go whale hunting


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