Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

joes girls · 15-01-2010 01:21AM

wanted to be a fizzle, but had to settle for fozzle!!!

Star Lord · 15-01-2010 01:26AM

Once thought she was a smoked kipper for several hours, and tried to make old men eat her.

CDfm · 15-01-2010 02:25AM

Damien Omen was based on DamoElDiablo but he has cleverly concealed the number of the beast between a clever array of tatoos and piercings but after careful analysis it has been revealed that the number is 4711 making him the favorite scent of ladies of a certain age worldwide. Go granny go granny go go go.

joes girls · 15-01-2010 11:47AM

is going to bring me back some really good perfume when he returns to Ireland!!!

CDfm · 15-01-2010 11:55AM

JGs is a sandwich maker

joes girls · 15-01-2010 12:09PM

CDfm is my only customer, for which i has to make special extra crusty bread!!!

niceirishfella · 15-01-2010 03:01PM

...colrow is Ireland's No1 Ornithologist.

colrow · 15-01-2010 03:05PM

nif was spurned by muffin the mule when he offered her a blow job instead of a nice juicy carrot ;-)

CDfm · 15-01-2010 04:43PM

Colrow was overheard telling Muffin that he had a big bouncy juicy surprise that was much better than a carrot.

CDfm · 15-01-2010 07:37PM

If people look like their pets why does Cicero own a pot bellied pig?

Cicero · 15-01-2010 07:39PM

Because it's only on loan from CDfm?

CDfm · 15-01-2010 08:09PM

Cicero can't help stabbing people in the back.

niceirishfella · 15-01-2010 08:15PM

.........and licking their luggage.

CDfm · 15-01-2010 09:14PM

...........is a polyorganist but plays the piano similtaneously

Ghost Train · 15-01-2010 09:27PM

also transmits on am

CDfm · 15-01-2010 10:11PM

Ghost train is afraid to go on the Luas when its dark

Cicero · 15-01-2010 10:15PM

Cicero Doesit for me

Hootanany · 15-01-2010 10:17PM

Ciceoe was on the guiness book of recoreds show hosted by roy castle in 1972
he was then able to fart the yellow rose of texas song norris mc werter varified the feat of muscle control along with amazing ability to control the gas evacuation speed, unfortunatly just as he got to the line "im going to alabamma with a banjo on my knee" he overdid the c chord in "A" minor and crapped himself, dark days followed and he ended up moving to a secluded part of iceland where he was not known to well,

people still talk of him in his old town of Crumblin and he's become an urban myth with some folk.

Thomas828 · 15-01-2010 10:50PM

Hootanany annoys his neighbours when he brushes his teeth at night by setting up a 8000-watt amplifier and gargling God Save the Queen.

CDfm · 16-01-2010 12:07AM

Thomas828 was voted best guest ever on Jerry Springer by a studio audience when he married a lovedoll called Erica.He cried when Reverend Schnorr left the air out.

Star Lord · 16-01-2010 01:11AM

Knows my secret, but not that the numberof the beast is actually 73275. Also has a vast collection of WWI German pornography, and has managed to steal the portrait of the madonna with the big boobies made famous in "'Ello 'ello!"