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Is blood really thicker than water?

  • 12-01-2010 06:23PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭


    Ok, heres the scenario. You're walking in a forest with your sister and the person in your life who you call babes. You're having a great time and the three of you are singing songs and throwing rocks at the filthy crows in the sycamore trees.

    Suddenly out of nowhere a large man with a large gun jumps down from a tree and says in a voice that sounds very much like Adam Ant.

    "Halt! Listen up and listen up good Pighead. I'm going to kidnap one of the two girls that stand here beside you and there is a chance that you may never see her again. I realise this is a horrible thing to hear so as to make it more bearable I'm going to let you decide which one I take"

    It's at this stage that Pighead's brain starts buzzing with confusion and terror. What a horrible choice to make. Give up the girl who you have shared a bed with for most of your adult life or give up the girl you met four years ago who made you the happiest Pighead in the world by agreeing to become your girlfriend.

    Unfortunately one of the girls has to be given up as the large bloke with the large hands has since informed you that he is invincible and there is nothing in the world that can stop him taking one of your girls. Just Pigheads luck that this bloke turned out to be invincible. Looks like one of the girls is going to have to be sacrificed.

    To be honest Pighead would have to say he'd reluctantly give up his sister. Nothing personal against the girl as she's a great lassie but time and circumstances have dictated that she has falling down the pecking order of loved ones in Pighead's life. sounds harsh but thats the kind of world we live in. A world where water is sometimes thicker than blood.

    So who would you give up?

    So who would you give up? 68 votes

    Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Husband/wife
    0%
    Sibling
    29%
    D-GenerateMossy MonkTouchingVirusbikogamblitisLirangeCarroller16Dr. BaltarSelothSchismSVAssaultedPeanut[Deleted User]Coriolanus[Deleted User]moretothegirlaDeenerrmchmufcwe'llallhavetea_oldBlack Magic 20 votes
    Offer them both up.
    48%
    StarkSeanehReesyPigheadfearcruachRoyalMarineAisling(",)bluto63Oisinjmninjasurfer1extra-ordinary_minidazzler[Deleted User]menoscemoSea SharpferdyfishJemmysnolluplaoisforliamRICARDO1982 33 votes
    My sibling is my boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife so I'm not sure really.
    22%
    regiCanis LupusR0ot[Deleted User]KieraMcCalvinPj!Riddle101Atavan-HalenFago!DazMarzdaveyboy_1iekarlogRightlyRandompoppyvalley 15 votes


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,581 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    Sibling
    For the ride, I'd give up my whole family


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    When this happens to me, I'll tell you who I sacrificied.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 5,970 Mod ✭✭✭✭irish_goat


    Offer them both up.
    Sister, no question about it. Harsh as it sounds but I see her far less and wouldn't miss her anywhere near as much.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭xoxyx


    Offer them both up.
    Pighead wrote: »

    It's at this stage that Pighead's brain starts buzzing with confusion and terror. What a horrible choice to make. Give up the girl who you have shared a bed with for most of your adult life or give up the girl you met four years ago who made you the happiest Pighead in the world by agreeing to become your girlfriend.

    You share a bed with your sister???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Offer them both up.
    Having 7 siblings i can easily afford to give one up..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,183 ✭✭✭✭Atavan-Halen


    My sibling is my boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife so I'm not sure really.
    Why am I in the woods with my sister and significant other? More background OP!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭Dr. Baltar


    Sibling
    I'd defiantely save my sister. You could easily get a new wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband.


  • Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sister as she gives terrible head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭Jemmy


    Offer them both up.
    Pighead wrote: »
    You're walking in a forest with your sister...

    ...the girl who you have shared a bed with for most of your adult life

    Really?! :eek:



    :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    Pighead will never have to make that choice, since the lover and the sister are one in the same in the wilds of Co. Louth. ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,562 ✭✭✭extra-ordinary_


    Offer them both up.
    You didn't warn me that my sister could see how I voted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Offer them both up.
    Why am I in the woods with my sister and significant other? More background OP!
    You're in a band with your sister and significant other called The Followers and you are scoping out locations for a video shoot for your catchy new single Forest Followers. Not sure how this is going to affect your answer but there you have it. By the way your sister is the drummer and your significant other plays bass. They're both average obviously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,183 ✭✭✭✭Atavan-Halen


    My sibling is my boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife so I'm not sure really.
    Hm. Fine but only if I can be the singer and get all the wimminz.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    Sibling
    z_topaz wrote: »
    You share a bed with your sister???

    Thats just what I was thinking. :P

    I never bring my girlfriend and my sister out on a walk together, just in case one dips me in the sh!t about something.

    But hypothetically speaking I would probably save my sis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Offer them both up.
    Kernel wrote: »
    Pighead will never have to make that choice, since the lover and the sister are one in the same in the wilds of Co. Louth. ;)
    Not any more smartarse! Get with the times brother Kernel. The noughties are well and truly over. Pighead has finally taken your advice and ditched the backward incestuous ways of his fellow country dwellers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    z_topaz wrote: »
    You share a bed with your sister???
    That's what I thought...I'm learning more and more abotu Pighead... :eek:

    I'd chose only what Trent would do, kill the man and have sex with the girlfriend. Dunno what I'd do bout the sister. The man would be dead, she could run home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭Rylan


    I'd give them both up. There would then be no witnesses to the terrible decision I just made. What!! Just saying is all.:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    Sibling
    jumpguy wrote: »
    That's what I thought...I'm learning more and more abotu Pighead... :eek:

    I'd chose only what Trent would do, kill the man and have sex with the girlfriend. Dunno what I'd do bout the sister. The man would be dead, she could run home.

    But he's an invincible man!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    gamblitis wrote: »
    But he's an invincible man!!
    Trent? Yes, I know he is.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Offer them both up.
    I'd ****ing dropkick my sister through the goal posts of life it ment saving the girl I love, harsh but true.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    Offer them both up.
    Unless your sisters giving you bj's on the side its a pretty clear cut choice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Offer them both up.
    Seaneh wrote: »
    I'd ****ing dropkick my sister through the goal posts of life it ment saving the girl I love, harsh but true.
    Spot on. Pighead's kind of surprised that a few people have voted to give up their loved one rather than their sister. Must not be in very fulfilling relationships.
    Pighead wrote:
    Pighead's kind of surprised that a few people have voted to give up their loved one rather than their sister. Must not be in very fulfilling relationships.
    Very judgmental last sentence there, Pighead. Who are you to say that they aren't in fulfulling relationships? It's a very hard choice you've given people and choosing either option is perfectly understandable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    Sibling
    jumpguy wrote: »
    Trent? Yes, I know he is.

    Touché!

    You are all evil people!! You'd do that to your own sister?? My sister and I aren't the best of buddies but I still wouldn't sacrifice her for a girlfriend!!

    Mental!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,183 ✭✭✭✭Atavan-Halen


    My sibling is my boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife so I'm not sure really.
    I chose both. That way it gets rid of them from the band, leaving those places open for me to fill with Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus.

    I told you it was influential to my decision!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    Sibling
    I chose both. That way it gets rid of them from the band, leaving those places open for me to fill with Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus.

    I told you it was influential to my decision!

    Beyoncé on the bass yeah?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Offer them both up.
    gamblitis wrote: »
    Touché!

    You are all evil people!! You'd do that to your own sister?? My sister and I aren't the best of buddies but I still wouldn't sacrifice her for a girlfriend!!

    Mental!!
    How is it mental? Lying naked, holding hands, looking at each others bits , talking about flowers and puppy dogs is probably the closest connection you will probably ever have with another human being. Nothing you ever do with your sister can compare. All that connects you and your sister is blood but there are plenty of other liquids that connect you and your loved one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,183 ✭✭✭✭Atavan-Halen


    My sibling is my boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife so I'm not sure really.
    gamblitis wrote: »
    Beyoncé on the bass yeah?

    No, Beyoncé on me ;)

    Oh! See what I did there! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    Sibling
    I change my mind! You had me on flowers! Take my sister!

    :P I think not!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Sibling
    How is it mental? Lying naked, holding hands, looking at each others bits , talking about flowers and puppy dogs is probably the closest connection you will probably ever have with another human being. Nothing you ever do with your sister can compare. All that connects you and your sister is blood but there are plenty of other liquids that connect you and your loved one.
    Yeah, but you can find another young lady to hold hands with and lovingly gaze at each others bits.
    You'll only ever have that one sister to reminisce fondly with about the psychological torture your parents put you both through.
    For shame Pighead, for shame.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Your so closed minded, where's the orgy option? Where's the option to sexually assault the man?


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