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  • #1352
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    weatherless ......

    What will i do now sarky took ma pants???


  • #1353
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Prance about like a big nancy.

    Should I buy another biro?


  • #1354
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    do a smarty-pantsless dance?

    Are we making bets?


  • #1355
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    i bet there will be an outbreak of piles, now that everyone will have chilly bums!!!!


    Why are balls round???


  • #1356
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nobody wants a pointy scrotum.

    Should I invite Christopher Lee for dinner?


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  • #1357
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    No, just one'll do

    Why does it snow?


  • #1358
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Yes but don't ask him about Lee Christopher. He hates him.

    Is it wrong for fish to believe in god?


  • #1359
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    no fish are used to it


    Can Dubby save Flapjack?


  • #1360
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Just so you can get a chilly bit!!!

    Yes cause god is a cat!!!

    deki dont call sarky flappy, dont you see he has a pointy scrotum!!!


    If you ask for it, what do you get???


  • #1361
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    a letter in the post

    did sue ellin really love JR?


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  • #1362
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    everything you ask for

    can I have more please?


  • #1363
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Yes do until you explode.

    Does my bum look big in this?


  • #1364
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No bigger than usual.

    You want fries with that?


  • #1365
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I want fries but I also want to tell my life story.


    Can you listen while they fry?


  • #1366
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    no high heels allowed in the kitchen

    why not supers size?


  • #1367
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    because if you can't eat fast enough they turn into nails- it;s magic

    Does it float?


  • #1368
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the rubber bins do so stink them under a mettle pot or brick

    is this too narrow?


  • #1369
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    no not at all

    would you like some cheez-its?


  • #1370
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    No I prefer whatis.

    cheesegrater or nutgrater?


  • #1371
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    oh nutgrater- definitely

    Who is first?


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  • #1372
    shakencat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭shakencat


    That little boy next to that girl with the pigtails in the pink




    Did you know you cant digest sweetcorn, it comes out whole?


  • #1373
    Mr NoTV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭Mr NoTV


    actually - it comes out of A hole !

    why is it big women turn me off?


  • #1374
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    cos you cant handle it?

    Vaccum cleaners, upright or not?


  • #1375
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'll take them any which way. naughty.gif

    IS THAT DAAAVE?


  • #1376
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    No its ... oh wait .... why yes. Yes it is.


    Have you eaten any fruit today?


  • #1377
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I've had an orange but I haven't eaten any fruit.


    How many times should the pope kiss tarmac?


  • #1378
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    A hell of a lot, last time I checked this planet hadn't confessed its sins.

    Freshen yer drink guv?


  • #1379
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    does a bear......eh...actually it doesn't....

    whats sand without a desert?


  • #1380
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Yes some nivea sport please. It'll go well with the lucosade sport I'm drinking. It was fine at the start but it's really starting to sweat now.


    What is the best type of bean?


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  • #1381
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    it's not really a whole lot without the desert really

    Is there a best type of bean?


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