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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
paul larry
Ok, I'm gonna post a stupid question, the next person down must post a stupid, yet relevent answer, followed by another question, which doesnt necessarily have to be totally relevant!!!:D
Ok, here goes!!!!
Why did my beard fall out???
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weatherless ......
What will i do now sarky took ma pants???
Sarky
Prance about like a big nancy.
Should I buy another biro?
Deki
do a smarty-pantsless dance?
Are we making bets?
joes girls
i bet there will be an outbreak of piles, now that everyone will have chilly bums!!!!
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Sarky
Nobody wants a pointy scrotum.
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staker
No, just one'll do
Why does it snow?
homah_7ft
Yes but don't ask him about Lee Christopher. He hates him.
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Deki
no fish are used to it
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joes girls
Just so you can get a chilly bit!!!
Yes cause god is a cat!!!
deki dont call sarky flappy, dont you see he has a pointy scrotum!!!
If you ask for it, what do you get???
staker
a letter in the post
did sue ellin really love JR?
Deki
everything you ask for
can I have more please?
Nevyn
Yes do until you explode.
Does my bum look
big
in this?
Sarky
No bigger than usual.
You want fries with that?
homah_7ft
I want fries but I also want to tell my life story.
Can you listen while they fry?
Matt Holck
no high heels allowed in the kitchen
why not supers size?
Deki
because if you can't eat fast enough they turn into nails- it;s magic
Does it float?
Matt Holck
the rubber bins do so stink them under a mettle pot or brick
is this too narrow?
Deki
no not at all
would you like some cheez-its?
Nevyn
No I prefer whatis.
cheesegrater or nutgrater?
Deki
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shakencat
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Mr NoTV
actually - it comes out of
A
hole !
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6th
cos you cant handle it?
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Sarky
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IS THAT DAAAVE?
6th
No its ... oh wait .... why yes. Yes it is.
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homah_7ft
I've had an orange but I haven't eaten any fruit.
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Sarky
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Freshen yer drink guv?
Cicero
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whats sand without a desert?
homah_7ft
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What is the best type of bean?
Cicero
it's not really a whole lot without the desert really
Is there a best type of bean?