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Greenmachine · 10-01-2010 09:48AM

no a siberian tiger

How many snow men will sorvive the next ice age?

CUCINA · 10-01-2010 09:57AM

This IS the next ice-age, so I am hoping that there is no great change to the average life expectany of an Irish snowman.

Are male and female magnets attracted to each other?

shakencat · 10-01-2010 09:57AM

3 heads
1 body
a scarf
and two carrotts

when will it be sleep time?

fozzle · 10-01-2010 11:24AM

When you least want it.

How many sneezes before your head falls off?

shakencat · 10-01-2010 12:03PM

16 and a half(that feeling you get when your just about to sneeze.. and you scrunch up your face.. then you dont sneeze and you look like a spa hahah)

what colour should i paint my nails

fozzle · 10-01-2010 12:05PM

All the colours. Except pink, for that is the devil's colour.

Cheese?

shakencat · 10-01-2010 12:06PM

not willy cheese please

umpa lumpa or pale?

fozzle · 10-01-2010 12:07PM

pale, but with blue veins.

what's the best dice?

TanG411 · 10-01-2010 12:08PM

So long as it's yellow, it's good.

How do you unfreeze pipes in the house?

shakencat · 10-01-2010 12:08PM

the die

rugby player or footy

fozzle · 10-01-2010 12:14PM

Rugby. Although footballers make nice lampstands.

On or off?

shakencat · 10-01-2010 12:36PM

off at the minute

tall ,dark or handsome?

fozzle · 10-01-2010 12:40PM

Tall. Shelves are too high.

Milk or sugar?

shakencat · 10-01-2010 12:41PM

Milk, its dreaaaamy

girl or boy

fozzle · 10-01-2010 01:01PM

Yes please.

Why are oranges orange?

Greenmachine · 10-01-2010 01:09PM

fozzle wrote: »

Yes please.

Why are oranges orange?

Because my teacher told me so.

shakencat · 10-01-2010 01:10PM

pigmentation of the sun (sounds smart dunnit?haha)

Can grapes grow as big as a melon?

Greenmachine · 10-01-2010 01:13PM

maybe if you use hydro lamps

CUCINA · 10-01-2010 07:03PM

How do you answer a question that hasn't been asked?

pretty-in-pink · 10-01-2010 08:01PM

its sitting at home crying

Cicero · 10-01-2010 08:05PM

because being away from the cuckoos nest for a while does not exempt you from posting a stupid question after you have responded with a stupid answer...your Highness...;)

Does a Queen Bee have an annual honours list?

pretty-in-pink · 10-01-2010 08:11PM

a queen bee makes no lists herself. that is what worker bee's are for.

why would chocolate be a bad fuel source?

Cicero · 10-01-2010 08:14PM

because Cadburys Flake is the crumbliest flakiiest chocolate in the world...it would never catch on.....

Do crickets play human?

pretty-in-pink · 10-01-2010 08:17PM

yes, the best team is from timbuktuu

is it still hop scotch if you play with vodka?

CUCINA · 10-01-2010 09:24PM

Yes, but you'll keep landing on the chalk-lines.

Why are you pointing your hair-dryer at that picture of Paul Merton?

pretty-in-pink · 10-01-2010 09:28PM

cause i forgot my gun

why are you pointing that picture of paul merton at thos angry bee's?

del88 · 10-01-2010 09:33PM

Purple monkey dishwasher!!!!!!

Why did the bee gees drink choclate flavoured vodka from paul mertons favorite soup bowl?????

10-01-2010 09:39PM

Because the wasps had the punch bowel

Why do Germans swim.

Deki · 10-01-2010 10:44PM

in order not to drown
Do fish cry?

Man_bear_pig · 10-01-2010 10:47PM

only air bubbles

What would it be like if there was no weather?

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