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BlancheSparks · 03-01-2010 08:48AM

flatly

why is my suitcase too small now? It was alright when I came here!

CUCINA · 03-01-2010 12:11PM

Yeah but that was twenty years ago!

I know you don't like golf, so what are you doing on the golf course on Ladies Day?

joes girls · 03-01-2010 12:35PM

cause i is a lady!!!!

why are elbows bendy???

colrow · 03-01-2010 12:59PM

cos they're not stiff like todgers

who put the washer on the bolt

Matt Holck · 03-01-2010 05:04PM

some cleaning nut

why did my name tag melt to a saddle

CUCINA · 03-01-2010 10:46PM

Because somebody set fire to your horse.

What on earth are you doing with a tennis racket in one hand and a hammer in the other?

Cicero · 04-01-2010 10:17AM

I was playing squash with a tennis racket but now Im getting hammered...

What is not cricket....in cricket?

CUCINA · 08-01-2010 03:06PM

Breaking into a sweat.

What are you afraid of?

Matt Holck · 08-01-2010 03:36PM

everything

why all the paper work?

Lord ButterSlip · 08-01-2010 06:38PM

Paper Work brings forth Bananas

What is the moon for?

Sarky · 08-01-2010 06:45PM

Storing the cheese surplus.

How many fingers am I holding up?

shakencat · 08-01-2010 06:47PM

27

how many horses fit in the shed?

Deki · 08-01-2010 06:57PM

all of them

what does empty look like?

shakencat · 08-01-2010 06:58PM

the sky

how many fingers am i holding up?

Deki · 08-01-2010 07:04PM

30 -five on each hand

What has 6 arms, a red vest and flies?

Sarky · 08-01-2010 07:04PM

YORE MA

Derp?

Cicero · 08-01-2010 09:28PM

pert, nicely nicely.....

If you keep plucking your hair often does it make it grow more like basil leaves?....and does it end up looking like basil leaves?

Deki · 09-01-2010 09:09AM

yes it does and even smells like basil

if you are a star-nosed mole and the cat rips off a few of your tiny tentacles do they grow back?

09-01-2010 09:56AM

A mole in a hole is whole!

Are these my feet!

Deki · 09-01-2010 10:12AM

well they aren't mine

do you have the time?

CUCINA · 09-01-2010 10:13AM

If they are located at the base of your shins, then most likely they are your feet.

Is it true that the sound of snowflakes hitting the ground can make you deaf?

CUCINA · 09-01-2010 10:14AM

SNAP!

Cicero · 09-01-2010 05:44PM

CUCINA wrote: »

Is it true that the sound of snowflakes hitting the ground can make you deaf?

what did you say?..didn't hear that...I'm a bit deaf you see...I blame it those damn snowflakes hitting the ground.......

is a volvo estate useful for cooking roast beef?

Toasty113 · 09-01-2010 07:52PM

That depends on how many volvo estates you have!

Whats a penguin?

Deki · 10-01-2010 01:43AM

opposite of a flamingo?

who has the picnic basket?

Cicero · 10-01-2010 09:15AM

it's behind you.,,,,,it's behind you.........welll actually....oh no it's not!

how many time zones does the moon have

shakencat · 10-01-2010 10:18AM

Ask the orange

How do you know which is the last raindrop ever to fall?

CUCINA · 10-01-2010 10:31AM

Don't worry, due to gravity, raindrops will always fall, they will never travel upwards.

Was there any reaction when you gave the cat dog-food by mistake?

Cicero · 10-01-2010 10:33AM

it became a sheep, but only for a year....

if you've run out of petrol, can you use snow instead?

CUCINA · 10-01-2010 10:45AM

Yes, and probably the best way to run out of snow is from the street into your house (assuming your house has a roof)

If Tiger Woods emigrated to Ireland would he become a Celtic Tiger?

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