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D4RK ONION's totally non-alchohlic beverage and food stand

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  • #92
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


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    I have no idea what that is Monzo
    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    I'd like a glass of Malk please..
    Here you go, go easy though, I have to have that specially imported!

    malk.jpg


  • #93
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    A bottle of Delicio's Beetroot Liqeur please.


  • #94
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Pack of Chilli Doritoes please, and then some nachos and cheese. I have a sudden craving for triangular food. :(


  • #95
    Jako8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Monzo wrote: »
    Some Football Special please.

    Man, I love football special. It's only available in Donegal as far as I know.

    I want some right now.


  • #96
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    This is some sort of sick insider joke isn't it!
    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    A bottle of Delicio's Beetroot Liqeur please.
    We're all out, but here is some wonderful non alcoholic beetroot wine
    Beetroot+Wine.jpg
    jumpguy wrote: »
    Pack of Chilli Doritoes please, and then some nachos and cheese. I have a sudden craving for triangular food. :(

    Doritos_Chlli_Heatwave_245g.jpg

    32406nachos.jpg


    Damn it those look good :(


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  • #97
    A Neurotic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭A Neurotic


    If I could have some kind of warm, soothing, savoury mush, that'd be fantastic. Cheers.


  • #98
    phlegms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    A Neurotic wrote: »
    If I could have some kind of warm, soothing, savoury mush, that'd be fantastic. Cheers.

    Filthy.


  • #99
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    D4RK ONION wrote: »

    We're all out, but here is some wonderful non alcoholic beetroot wine
    Beetroot+Wine.jpg

    What?! What kind of establishment doesn't have Delicio's Beetroot Liqeur?!

    Screw this...


  • #100
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Take your one word "witticisms" elsewhere flemy boy! Either order something or move it! I will not have loitering on my premises!
    If I could have some kind of warm, soothing, savoury mush, that'd be fantastic. Cheers.
    Here you are, I hope it's to your fine tastes, sir

    tricolourmush_2005_06_8ouy.jpg


  • #101
    phlegms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Take your one word "witticisms" elsewhere flemy boy! Either order something or move it! I will not have loitering on my premises!

    Fine!

    I'll have something that sums up Dark Bumions lameness in beverage form.


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  • #102
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    phlegms wrote: »
    Fine!

    I'll have something that sums up Dark Bumions lameness in beverage form.
    I've made a whole new drink for you! It sums you up I think, it's called "the flem"

    pink-lady.jpg


  • #103
    A Neurotic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭A Neurotic


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Take your one word "witticisms" elsewhere flemy boy! Either order something or move it! I will not have loitering on my premises!


    Here you are, I hope it's to your fine tastes, sir

    tricolourmush_2005_06_8ouy.jpg

    Thank you.

    ....

    Ahem. Waiter?

    My mistake; should have clarified. Some warm, soothing, savoury mush that doesn't look like f*cking horesh*t is in order. Cheers.

    *smacks upside the head*


  • #104
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


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    I'll have what shes having.


  • #105
    degausserxo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭degausserxo


    Jako8 wrote: »
    Man, I love football special. It's only available in Donegal as far as I know.

    I want some right now.


    I hate you guys. It is well being bought in bulk this summer. That and Irn Bru.


  • #106
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    For the lady and her gentleman, some finer mush

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  • #107
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,211 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    I'll have what shes having.

    This man deserves a free drink! Great post.


  • #108
    phlegms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    I've made a whole new drink for you! It sums you up I think, it's called "the flem"

    pink-lady.jpg

    Thats not what I asked for tbh. Its times like this that make me wish boards had a dislike button..


  • #109
    jefreywithonef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    degausserxo wrote: »
    I hate you guys. It is well being bought in bulk this summer. That and Irn Bru.

    Might open a bottle right now. (Y)


  • #110
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    D4RK ONION wrote: »

    32406nachos.jpg


    Damn it those look good :(
    Oh onion, why pictures?! :(


  • #111
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    BARRED flemy! Don't come back til this time tomorrow!

    I'm closing up for the night lads.
    *Locks*


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