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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,371 ✭✭✭BlancheSparks


    obscure and hidden reasons that we could never fathom

    why do people always go to New years Eve parties and stay up til after midnight


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    think we'll miss something.

    why does winter seem so long?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    winter is cool, why i think it's not long enough!!!

    why do i love my new boots!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    Because you had a row with your old boots.

    Why do photographers think negatively?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    cause they look in holes!!!

    where are my new boots!!!(my toes are cold)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    You put the boots on your hands to keep your fingers warm!

    Why am I asking silly questions?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    cause you know deep down it suits you!!!


    Why am i answering you???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    Because you have an answering compulsion!

    Why can't we have breakfast late at night?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    I do, then i dont need to get up in the morning!!!

    why have cars got horns???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Because that's what happens when they see a good looking female car.

    Do some dogs know they're fat?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    Only the ones who can't get back into their kennells

    Where did I put it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    In the one that makes babys.

    D'reckon it'll snow again?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    It's always snowing somewhere in the world.

    Who invented the spoon?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Arthur Spooner. He thought of the idea while spooning his wife.

    What was the last thing you used a spoon for?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    To shift snow from the drive-way, took me ages!

    How come the guy feeding those crocodiles only has one arm?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    He ran out of croc food and hardcore feeder he is, cut it off and fed it to them.

    What time is it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    GMT
    Why aren't you out chasing rabbits


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Because they're too fast goddammit!

    What's buckland?


    I'll be surprised if you write the answer I'm thinkin of.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    Where all the frustrated male rabbits go and moan about how stingy the female rabbits are for refusing to live up to their reputation.

    Why are eggs covered by a shell?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    to keep them from leaking

    why does wind want to creep under my door when it has the whole wide-world to play in?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    because it thinks you smell nice.

    why wont rte show something good?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    The Utah Saints are holidaying in Jamaica


    Who will drive tonight seeing I'm on the beer?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,371 ✭✭✭BlancheSparks


    avatar from 2nd life

    where DO babies come from????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    cabbages?


    where do cabbages come from?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭GO'S


    Deki wrote: »
    cabbages?


    where do cabbages come from?

    leaves where do leaves come from??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    Any good stationery shop. You'll see piles of them in neat little books, 50 leaves, 100 leaves, etc. -- Why is my neighbour's girlfriend so obnoxious?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Cos her real name is O' Noctious

    Will the turkey hold?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    out his neck?

    Why do turkeys get all purple in the face when they're mad?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Imitating plums

    6 or w1?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    why not both

    How will my improvised winter car tires with nails sticking out hold up on the roads?


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