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BlancheSparks · 01-01-2010 09:14AM

obscure and hidden reasons that we could never fathom

why do people always go to New years Eve parties and stay up til after midnight

Deki · 01-01-2010 09:35AM

think we'll miss something.

why does winter seem so long?

joes girls · 01-01-2010 12:27PM

winter is cool, why i think it's not long enough!!!

why do i love my new boots!!!

CUCINA · 02-01-2010 10:30AM

Because you had a row with your old boots.

Why do photographers think negatively?

joes girls · 02-01-2010 11:03AM

cause they look in holes!!!

where are my new boots!!!(my toes are cold)

CUCINA · 02-01-2010 11:31AM

You put the boots on your hands to keep your fingers warm!

Why am I asking silly questions?

joes girls · 02-01-2010 11:35AM

cause you know deep down it suits you!!!

Why am i answering you???

CUCINA · 02-01-2010 11:41AM

Because you have an answering compulsion!

Why can't we have breakfast late at night?

joes girls · 02-01-2010 11:51AM

I do, then i dont need to get up in the morning!!!

why have cars got horns???

Fago! · 02-01-2010 03:00PM

Because that's what happens when they see a good looking female car.

Do some dogs know they're fat?

CUCINA · 02-01-2010 03:06PM

Only the ones who can't get back into their kennells

Where did I put it?

Fago! · 02-01-2010 03:10PM

In the one that makes babys.

D'reckon it'll snow again?

CUCINA · 02-01-2010 03:14PM

It's always snowing somewhere in the world.

Who invented the spoon?

Fago! · 02-01-2010 03:21PM

Arthur Spooner. He thought of the idea while spooning his wife.

What was the last thing you used a spoon for?

CUCINA · 02-01-2010 03:30PM

To shift snow from the drive-way, took me ages!

How come the guy feeding those crocodiles only has one arm?

Fago! · 02-01-2010 03:38PM

He ran out of croc food and hardcore feeder he is, cut it off and fed it to them.

What time is it?

CUCINA · 02-01-2010 03:50PM

GMT
Why aren't you out chasing rabbits

Fago! · 02-01-2010 04:01PM

Because they're too fast goddammit!

What's buckland?

I'll be surprised if you write the answer I'm thinkin of.

CUCINA · 02-01-2010 04:10PM

Where all the frustrated male rabbits go and moan about how stingy the female rabbits are for refusing to live up to their reputation.

Why are eggs covered by a shell?

Deki · 02-01-2010 06:37PM

to keep them from leaking

why does wind want to creep under my door when it has the whole wide-world to play in?

thetonynator · 02-01-2010 06:44PM

because it thinks you smell nice.

why wont rte show something good?

staker · 02-01-2010 07:50PM

The Utah Saints are holidaying in Jamaica

Who will drive tonight seeing I'm on the beer?

BlancheSparks · 02-01-2010 08:06PM

avatar from 2nd life

where DO babies come from????

Deki · 02-01-2010 08:22PM

cabbages?

where do cabbages come from?

GO'S · 02-01-2010 10:14PM

Deki wrote: »

cabbages?

where do cabbages come from?

leaves where do leaves come from??

Thomas828 · 02-01-2010 10:49PM

Any good stationery shop. You'll see piles of them in neat little books, 50 leaves, 100 leaves, etc. -- Why is my neighbour's girlfriend so obnoxious?

staker · 03-01-2010 02:10AM

Cos her real name is O' Noctious

Will the turkey hold?

Deki · 03-01-2010 02:49AM

out his neck?

Why do turkeys get all purple in the face when they're mad?

Fago! · 03-01-2010 06:16AM

Imitating plums

6 or w1?

karlog · 03-01-2010 06:50AM

why not both

How will my improvised winter car tires with nails sticking out hold up on the roads?

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