Worst Compliment you've Ever Gotten?

EllieBelleh · 30-12-2009 01:16AM

ya-ba-da-ba-doo wrote: »

I was once told i have perfect toes. Not a bad compliment, just weird.

Hmm odd alright L.

robbie_998 · 30-12-2009 01:17AM

After her asking me the 101 questions I replied:

No I don't drink alcohol at all.

"your different from others !"

Me: "Thank you :rolleyes:"

Her: "No no I didn't mean it like that

"

Me: "Suuuure

"

awkward silence and smiling then took place afterwards for about 10 minuets.

(but no nothing happened !)

The Big Red Button · 30-12-2009 01:17AM

"Aahhh would you look at the lovely big fat chubby cheeks on her! You've gotten so fat, come here and give me a kiss!"
- from an elderly relation a few months ago :rolleyes:

"Oh, I see you've a bit of weight on, you're just lucky it goes mostly to your boobs."
- from a "friend" the other night ... that one was definitely a compliment, coming from her!

"Wow, you've really perfected that fake smile ... you're going to fit right in around here!"
- from a new colleague, who - to be fair - was totally creeping me out at the time.

"You're so lucky that you can just go out looking like crap, like right now, and just not even care about it. I could never leave the house looking like that."
- in my defence, I was very hungover at the time

I need to get some new friends ...

mink_man · 30-12-2009 01:18AM

dunno?

EllieBelleh · 30-12-2009 01:21AM

Osu wrote: »

JEdward, the other night. Sickened... Some people thought that was a compliment.

Jedwards not a bad compliment tbh.
Okay they don't have a note between them and all but looks wise... It's aight

Maybe get a haircut though :P

~Marky~ · 30-12-2009 01:22AM

My dad's friend called me a beautiful little girl when I was about 7 was not my fault had long hair back then :mad:

Jay P · 30-12-2009 01:24AM

This girl once said I look nothing like my brother.

She then proceeded to go on and on about how good looking he is :rolleyes:

thebigcheese22 · 30-12-2009 01:25AM

Papa_Lazarou wrote: »

Once i was told i looked like Johny depp cause of my hair -that was the good one

Another time i was told i looked like the Weetos man....interesting ;p

Its uncanny! :eek:

sky88 · 30-12-2009 01:31AM

i was told one that the squeak i have in my voice makes me sound like a girl in a good way

KnifeWRENCH · 30-12-2009 01:33AM

Someone told me I look like Chris Penn. They meant it before he became morbidly obese, but even when he was thin, he was NOT a good looking man.

Have also been told I'm "effeminate, but in a good way" before; I had to go build sheds and drink beer to compensate. :mad:

Johnnyq79 · 30-12-2009 01:36AM

A good few years ago, i kissed this girl before she went off to the US on a J1 visa for the summer. At the end of the summer was so excited to go meet her.
A friends brother came home a few days before this girl cane home and all he could talk about was the food in the US over the summer and that he had put on some weight whilst over there.
So, went to meet this girl anyway and was right nervous. Was all tongue tied etc., and found myself saying the following , "so, did you put on weight over the summer?"

to finish up, never kissed that girl again.

Final · 30-12-2009 01:48AM

''your so nice, not like i expected at all''

shucks thanks

EllieBelleh · 30-12-2009 01:53AM

Johnnyq79 wrote: »

"so, did you put on weight over the summer?"

to finish up, never kissed that girl again.

Smooth :pac:

EllieBelleh · 30-12-2009 02:00AM

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

Someone told me I look like Chris Penn.

Google is getting great business outa me tonight looking up all these names

According to wikipedia he's of Irish decent too so ye never know

OutlawPete · 30-12-2009 02:02AM

"You have a nice personaility.." ..

QuoiFaireX · 30-12-2009 02:10AM

Old auntie- well you've put on some weight but it suits ya!

Another time this aunt introduced me to a friend of hers 'Here Anne, this is one of the Murrays, Shauna the prettier one'. My sister was standing next to me. Compliment for me but had to console my sister!

thomond2006 · 30-12-2009 02:17AM

Hated to get the "Oh, look how big you've gotten!!" from my relatives when I was younger. :mad:

Tellox · 30-12-2009 02:19AM

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Maybe they meant a cross between Jacob and Edward. That'd be equally if not more insulting.

fyp

30-12-2009 02:21AM

Captain Havoc wrote: »

When I was working in hotels abroad I used to get complimented on how good my English was loads of times. One woman from Cork kept saying she couldn't believe how a French man had an Irish accent, she was not able to put 2+2 together, she asked me how long I lived in Ireland for so when I told her 19 years (I was 21 at the time) she looked at me funny but not that penny dropping look more of a how is that logical kind of look (an Irish man that speaks French, surely not).

Yeah, I have been told I have great English for a Polish girl (whilst waitressing) at least 6 times.

Tar.Aldarion · 30-12-2009 02:22AM

When I saw your picture I was very worried but you turned out to be quite hot

you know who you are :P

gypsygirl · 30-12-2009 02:27AM

Sober (female) friend of mine was chatting to a drunken male friend of hers and he says "wow, your'e looking really well tonight, what did you do, your hair looks different, did ya brush it or something?? luckily my friend has a good sense of humour.

S-Murph · 30-12-2009 02:29AM

That I look like Vin Diesel when my head is shaved.

But he seems to be in the male form appreciation thread so maybe its a good thing.

PK2008 · 30-12-2009 02:30AM

"I dont want to ruin our friendship"

EllieBelleh · 30-12-2009 02:35AM

S-Murph wrote: »

That I look like Vin Diesel when my head is shaved.

But he seems to be in the male form appreciation thread so maybe its a good thing.

More than a good thing- Vin Diesel *phwoar*

RoyalMarine · 30-12-2009 02:40AM

i was told i have sexy eating skills.

it was during a mcdonalds cheese burger competition.

S-Murph · 30-12-2009 03:12AM

EllieBelleh wrote: »

More than a good thing- Vin Diesel *phwoar*

Ill work on the body so

Vorsprung · 30-12-2009 03:21AM

A girl I know (a doctor) was on a ward round and they came to the next patient:

Patient - When are you expecting dear?
Doctor - Eh....I'm not.

Not happy.

Richard Dower · 30-12-2009 03:21AM

"Richard...you're a really nice guy"......Oh FECK off with that crap, really pisses me off. translation: i don't see you as a sexual being that i'd have sex with.....that's like saying, you're gay or "just a friend" which translates back to either of the examples given.

Unpossible · 30-12-2009 03:23AM

One day when a bunch of us exchange students were sitting around together the indian guy suddenly proclaims
"Mike you have elephant ears"
Apparently he meant it as a compliment and tried to convince us it meant intelligence, and that people always like to be compared to Ghandi or elephants in his part of india. We all just gave a bit of a laugh and said that it could be taken another way in the west.

bUILDERtHEbOB · 30-12-2009 03:27AM

Uncle: 'D'ya know who he looks like, our cousin Therese's eldest'

Mother: 'Oh yeah he does actually, the good looking one'

So, basically, they think I look like a girl.:rolleyes:

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