Swingers are weirdos.

Pighead · 22-12-2009 10:24AM #1

“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” Paulo Cuelo

With all due respect, using most un-boards like language, fuck you, Paulo Cuelo, fuck you.

Swingers are weirdo's. Each to their own and all that malarky but letting another man or woman do unmentionable things to your beloved is just wrong. Have the greatest of respect for Paulo but there's no way he's dictating how this poster should be thinking.

If Pighead appears judgmental it's probably because he is. And before all you young free thinking whippersnappers come out with your "Ah jeez Grandad, open your mind man" or "Ah Pighead, you boring old fart, you only live once. Give it a go you might even enjoy it" remember this and remember this well: this Pig is not for changing. And for your information Pighead is far from a prude. He's actually quite a free spirited and open minded person. Don't really have any issues with women voting or vegetarians for example.

Once Pighead asks a lady to be his girlfriend that's her immediately off the market. Like a pair of underpants she may be admired from afar but nobody else should ever ever wear or sniff her. To be perfectly honest, sitting on a chair in the nip watching some fella drooling and grunting all over his girlfriend isn't this posters idea of fun. If Pighead wants to sit down and listen to high pitched womanly shrieking noises he'll put on a Yoko Ono record. Nope, they're all a pack of weirdos.

Big Knox · 22-12-2009 10:26AM

Did that really require a wall of text?? I think one sentence would have got the point across!!

Obvious post is obvious.

GavRedKing · 22-12-2009 10:28AM

Depends

+1 Pighead, not for me either.

TBH it needs a poll : Swinging, Yay or Nay.

Edit : Just saw the poll.

Would be interesting to see which way it swings

neil_hosey · 22-12-2009 10:28AM

Depends

Swingers are heros.

CreepingDeath · 22-12-2009 10:30AM

Pighead wrote: »

Once Pighead asks a lady to be his girlfriend that's her immediately off the market.

I'm sure she appreciates being off the market stalls and out of the winter cold.

sdanseo · 22-12-2009 10:32AM

I voted yes but i actually think no.

Weird, yes. My concern? No.

Whatever people want to do in their spare time is up to them once it's legal; clearly if one's spare time activity is molestation or rape then they must be stopped etc but swingers don't come into that category...just about

No need for the massive rant piggy, now go away to the ranting and raving forum before I decide to engineer a new strain of foot and mouth. Or worse, discover that Superquinn doesn't have my pre-ordered ham and that I need to look elsewhere.

Pighead · 22-12-2009 10:33AM

No

Big Knox wrote: »

Did that really require a wall of text?? I think one sentence would have got the point across!!

Obvious post is obvious.

That's the trouble with you pimply faced small todgered teenagers these days. Everything has to be abbreviated and bite sized. You want everything done and said quickly. Conversations last about thirty seconds.

Big Knox: Sup, Bobby. Going to the game later?
Bobby: Yep
Big Knox: Awesome.
Bobby: Awkward Silence
Big Knox: Shuffles about and scratches his pimply forehead.
Bobby: Ok, then see ya buddy.
Big Knox: Great talking to ya Bobby.

Pighead's got some friendly advice for you Big Knox. Learn to take things slowly. Enjoy the art of conversations. Don't rush everything. Your love for getting things done fast is destined to leave future girlfriends very disappointed.

RoyalMarine · 22-12-2009 10:36AM

personally i find all that disgusting. if and when i get married, no one will ever touch my wife.
reminds me of the mummy with anck su namun.

the sheer thought of my partner having sex in anyway or form with another person turns my stomach severely.

pighead, nice thread. thumbs up.

Pighead · 22-12-2009 10:41AM

No

sdonn wrote: »

Weird, yes. My concern? No.

Whatever people want to do in their spare time is up to them once it's legal; clearly if one's spare time activity is molestation or rape then they must be stopped etc but swingers don't come into that category...just about

No need for the massive rant piggy, now go away to the ranting and raving forum before I decide to engineer a new strain of foot and mouth. Or worse, discover that Superquinn doesn't have my pre-ordered ham and that I need to look elsewhere.

It's not a rant, it's a statement. Ranting implies stressed Eric veins and big red angry faces. Pighead is calmer than a Buddhist monk as he types away at his black dusty keyboard.

And as for that cliched nonsense of "If it's legal, let them do what they want" come on sdonn, you're better than that. Smearing cow poo over your brother or sister is legal but if it happened to you you wouldn't be so quick to say "Let them do what they want".

Jumpy · 22-12-2009 10:45AM

Pighead wrote: »

Swingers are weirdo's. Each to their own and all that malarky but letting another man or woman do unmentionable things to your beloved is just wrong.

But you get to do the same to theirs.

You are not fooling anyone you know. You made the thread public, so you are just waiting to get a decent amount of names on the No option then you are going to start sending them party invites.

Pighead · 22-12-2009 10:52AM

No

Jumpy wrote: »

But you get to do the same to theirs.

You are not fooling anyone you know. You made the thread public, so you are just waiting to get a decent amount of names on the No option then you are going to start sending them party invites.

Yeah but that's weird. One of Pighead's favourite lines whilst making love is "Oooooh baby, you bring out the best in Pighead. Pighead's the best because you make him the best. Together we are the best" How the hell is Miss Piggy gonna feel if she hears that line used on another girl? One word answer. Devastated.

hinault · 22-12-2009 10:55AM

It is bizzare behaviour to say the least.

The swingers try to rationalise their behaviour by saying "it's only sex........it's only physical. It's lust only, not love. It's not emotional/intellectual".

Either they are lying or they're in total denial.
Not a good receipe for a relationship me thinks.

BaZmO* · 22-12-2009 10:57AM

Paulo Cuelo is a tool

Dancor · 22-12-2009 10:57AM

From what ive seen on Bravo its usually only fat smelly people that do it.

nice1franko · 22-12-2009 11:00AM

No

Strange alright. Case in point: Fergus's Wedding.

Wouldn't be my cup of tea either Pighead. I believe it doesn't appeal to us alpha-males.

Pighead · 22-12-2009 11:01AM

No

hinault wrote: »

Not a good receipe for a relationship me thinks.

Damn right hinault. Internet high five to you buddy.

These are the ingredients that should be used for a relationship:

Ingredients

1/2 a cup of Affection
A pinch of cuddles
3 tablespoons of pure sweetness
A great big kiss

Method

Dim the lights then mix them very slowly together.

Some will say that recipe is so sickly sweet it's in danger of giving the reader diabates but those people don't matter as they are more than likely swinger weirdos.

SteelyDanJalapeno · 22-12-2009 11:04AM

No

Swingers are ****in freaks

Big Knox · 22-12-2009 11:06AM

Pighead wrote: »

That's the trouble with you pimply faced small todgered teenagers these days. Everything has to be abbreviated and bite sized. You want everything done and said quickly. Conversations last about thirty seconds.

Big Knox: Sup, Bobby. Going to the game later?
Bobby: Yep
Big Knox: Awesome.
Bobby: Awkward Silence
Big Knox: Shuffles about and scratches his pimply forehead.
Bobby: Ok, then see ya buddy.
Big Knox: Great talking to ya Bobby.

Pighead's got some friendly advice for you Big Knox. Learn to take things slowly. Enjoy the art of conversations. Don't rush everything. Your love for getting things done fast is destined to leave future girlfriends very disappointed.

Hey come on now, whatever about having a go at me you leave poor Bobby out of this!! Bobby never says a bad word about anyone... he's the strong silent type!!

Corkbah · 22-12-2009 11:08AM

Depends

have tried it - was a little bit wierd..... but not complaining.

its a lifestyle choice .

I dont think I would be willing to share my missus(if I had one)...but for now - if invited along to swingers parties or similar ... will consider if I had alterntives and possibly say yes.(some of the women are hot)

dont think I would find a woman to be in the lifestyle - I wouldnt like the thought of another man pleasing her better than I.

Irishcrx · 22-12-2009 11:12AM

Depends

I don't really care what other people do with theiir sex lives if it's not effecting me, but no I don't think their weirdos really, some people just get off on it and enjoy ****ing other people with their partner, some people enjoy other people ****ing theor partner, some people ask their gf to shuff dildos up their ass. If theres one thing I have learned it's never underestimate the insane things couples you know do in the bedroom, who are we to judge really i'm sure you all have your secrets!

EX - I know a lad who mentioned once that he pisses on his gf and gets off on it and so does she...think you know someone ay?

dlofnep · 22-12-2009 11:13AM

Depends

Are they weird? No. Am I interested in it? No. If they are happy with it, then there's no problem.

hobochris · 22-12-2009 11:14AM

I voted yes but i actually think no.

nice1franko wrote: »

Strange alright. Case in point: Fergus's Wedding.

Wouldn't be my cup of tea either Pighead. I believe it doesn't appeal to us alpha-males.

You may be onto something there. It would probably sit easier in the minds of beta-males who are forced to take what they can get and in turn have got used to the prospect of having to share what ever open minded female/male is willing to lower their standards enough to have sex with them.

Where as Alpha-males have no problem attracting a mate and therefor have an easier time finding the right person for them.

There partner becomes their terratory; why should an alpha male give up his territory to a lesser beta-male.

the_syco · 22-12-2009 11:18AM

Pighead wrote: »

Once Pighead asks a lady to be his girlfriend that's her immediately off the market.

Even when they say "no"?

Pighead · 22-12-2009 11:20AM

No

the_syco wrote: »

Even when they say "no"?

Does not compute.

Lab_Mouse · 22-12-2009 11:24AM

Who the **** is Paulo Cuelo?

hobochris · 22-12-2009 11:30AM

I voted yes but i actually think no.

Lab_Mouse wrote: »

Who the **** is Paulo Cuelo?

Some guy who has a three way with his mother and brother on a regular basis*.

*facts maybe different.

AnonoBoy · 22-12-2009 11:35AM

No

While some hormone-infused youngsters may believe that swinging involves slim toned young nubile women and adonis-type men and think it's all hot action and wah-wah pedalled backing music let me share with you this horrible truth:

Swingers are generally pasty, overweight middle aged people with poor taste in both clothing, music and interior design.

Just thinking of the orgy scenes in that Louis Theroux documentary makes me shudder. :eek:

BaZmO* · 22-12-2009 11:44AM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Just thinking of the orgy scenes in that Louis Theroux documentary makes me shudder. :eek:

Change that emotion to cringe and you've got the orgy scenes in that Bruno movie.

extra-ordinary_ · 22-12-2009 11:53AM

Depends

Wouldn't be into it myself but each to their own.

Corkbah · 22-12-2009 11:54AM

Depends

AnonoBoy wrote: »

While some hormone-infused youngsters may believe that swinging involves slim toned young nubile women and adonis-type men and think it's all hot action and wah-wah pedalled backing music let me share with you this horrible truth:

Swingers are generally pasty, overweight middle aged people with poor taste in both clothing, music and interior design.

Just thinking of the orgy scenes in that Louis Theroux documentary makes me shudder. :eek:

Do you have any proof of this - I'm sorry but I have experienced the swingers lifestyle and while some are middle aged, slightly overweight (some more than slightly), there are plenty that take care of their bodies and are mid 20's early 30's ..... very broad generalisation.

Sorry if that seems like an attack but I just dislike when people make sweeping statements based on what they see in documentaries or movies on TV.

EDIT: AH Answer: pics or GTFO

patmac · 22-12-2009 11:59AM

No

I worked in a club in the late 80's in London and Monday nights was swingers night. First night was interesting lots of good looking scantilly clad ladies getting hit on by everyone, but after that a general uncomfortable feeling was about the place, the men were very leery and just one notch above peodophile whilst the women were very 'free and liberated' (slappers with various diseases). Anyway after six Mondays the News of the World did an exclusive and the place was closed down and the owner lost his licence.
It's far more glamourous than it sounds and not for people in secure relationships.

Swingers are weirdos.

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