*After Hours Novel*

Bit of fun to liven up a Monday evening.

Basically, each person contributing adds ONE WORD, preferably in context with the previous words. Every so often, I will join the words together, editing slightly if necessary, in the hopes of creating an astounding bestseller. As this is After Hours, humour is greatly encouraged, as long as it's funny. Avoid the temptation to just say "penis" or the likes, unless it is applicable in the sentence. If it's too stupid, it will be edited out of the storyline.

I shall start:

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