Pokemon is the work of Satan and Dungeons and Dragons is the root of gang warfare

Retr0gamer · 14-12-2009 01:00AM #1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmNb3xJFzkc

I'll never play pokemon again. Can't believe it involves evolution :O

Preacher used hysteria against retr0gamer. It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

johnny_ultimate · 14-12-2009 01:12AM

I often look at creationists and laugh at how stupid they are. Then I get scared when I realise how much power they have. Then I see a video like this and the whole cycle begins afresh.

Someone give this man a copy of Demon's Souls, stat! It will appeal to his morality (instructions: kill demons). He is bound to find something objectionable to that too (read: something to do with magic).

You just can't please the fundamentalists, and that is why I shall forever ignore them.

copeyhagen · 14-12-2009 01:14AM

hillarious, all fact though

bigdaddyliamo · 14-12-2009 01:17AM

Class! I'd like to introduce him to the powerful monster in my pocket.....and then smack him across the nose with it for 2d20 worth of damage!:D

Jazzy · 14-12-2009 01:19AM

i 100% love americans. the funniest bunch of lads on the planet. followed closely by koreans

Gummy Panda · 14-12-2009 01:28AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHFYJO9v5Xg

POKEHMAHNS

BeansBeans · 14-12-2009 02:47AM

brilliant

Its a bit scary though that he reminds me of Dubyah Bush.

noodler · 14-12-2009 02:55AM

With the greatest of respect to Retr0 and the other Pokemon puffs, they are the least likely to be on the street carrying around 45s!

L31mr0d · 14-12-2009 02:56AM

lol... funniest clip ever.

I love the way the preacher is saying "there is a devil and he hates them and he wants to ruin their life" while a picture of Jigglypuff is being shown on screen

skip to 1:42

BeansBeans · 14-12-2009 02:59AM

noodler wrote: »

With the greatest of respect to Retr0 and the other Pokemon puffs, they are the least likely to be on the street carrying around 45s!

Haha

:pac: classic comment
One might throw a tennis ball at you

Retr0gamer · 14-12-2009 03:09AM

noodler wrote: »

With the greatest of respect to Retr0 and the other Pokemon puffs, they are the least likely to be on the street carrying around 45s!

Say that again and I'll bust a cap in yo' dome!

noodler · 14-12-2009 03:15AM

Retr0gamer wrote: »

Say that again and I'll bust a cap in yo' dome!

Now now, take it easy - Put.the.Charzar.down.!

If the video had tackled issues of isolation, kids lacking social skills as a result etc etc then I could have taken it seriously.

Overheal · 14-12-2009 03:32AM

Jazzy wrote: »

i 100% love americans. the funniest bunch of lads on the planet. followed closely by koreans

dont for one second pack me in with the lunatic fringe portrayed in that video.

Fnz · 14-12-2009 05:01AM

Urge to kill... rising! He actually says people "can't distinguish between fantasy and real(ity?)"... with no sense of irony.

And anyone who would "pull out their .45 and they pump some friend full of bullets" isn't a real friend.

Dannyboi3k · 14-12-2009 06:37AM

lol 2:50

WolfForager · 14-12-2009 09:49AM

Thanks for that, provided a welcome break from this horrific studying

L31mr0d · 14-12-2009 11:08AM

In fairness after about 10 minutes of this Pokemon battle, I'd seriously kill someone... probably first on my list would be whoever made that rug on the preachers head... it actually looks like a Pokemon, lol

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178

Kiith · 14-12-2009 12:02PM

1:46 - Jigglypuff is the Devil!! :pac:

Overheal · 14-12-2009 03:17PM

dloob · 14-12-2009 08:05PM

Retr0gamer wrote: »

I'll never play pokemon again. Can't believe it involves evolution :O

Preacher used hysteria against retr0gamer. It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

retr0gamer has evolved into dem0nicgamer!

Overheal · 14-12-2009 08:17PM

dloob wrote: »

retr0gamer has evolved into dem0nicgamer!

No digivolve him instead so its not permanent.

WolfForager · 14-12-2009 08:19PM

Ah Digimon... Pokemon, yet more believable

Atavan-Halen · 14-12-2009 11:13PM

Lies! Slanderous lies! You'll never ruin Pokémon for me! *runs away sobbing*

ratrope · 14-12-2009 11:20PM

When will people finally stop blaming videogames for everything?

This has gone too far already.

Gummy Panda · 14-12-2009 11:45PM

atavan-halen wrote: »

Lies! Slanderous lies! You'll never ruin Pokémon for me! *runs away sobbing*

So I heard you like Mudkips...

Atavan-Halen · 15-12-2009 12:20AM

Depends on which Mudkipz we're talking about here

This one?

Or the one in which I'm not allowed post pics of

kaiser soza · 15-12-2009 02:09AM

Lord have murcy:rolleyes:

DARK-KNIGHT · 15-12-2009 02:14AM

must kill friends lol can you believe this guy but he has a point pokemon are hazardous to your families health lol

brilliant clip!!!

Pokemon is the work of Satan and Dungeons and Dragons is the root of gang warfare

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