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brummytom · 13-12-2009 02:26AM

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Was she honestly in your school :O

Yep, she used to work in Asda. I've got her sister on Facebook, she's half decent but nowhere near as nice.

I had a long chat with my English teacher the other day about Gemma.
"Anyway Tom, she's not a porn star apparently"
"Miss, have you seen her stuff?"
"No?"
"Well Miss, trust me, she is"
"Urgh Tom, you're disgusting"
"If you think I'm digusting you wanna see my computer"

She walked off shaking her head.. I love freaking out fit teachers

OutlawPete · 13-12-2009 02:27AM

brummytom wrote: »

And tbf I didn't know he was 13, it was my mate's brother, I thought he was at least 15 .....

" .. your honour."

Or if from UK ..

" .. your lordship."

Midnight_EG · 13-12-2009 02:28AM

brummytom wrote: »

Yep, she used to work in Asda. I've got her sister on Facebook, she's half decent but nowhere near as nice.

I had a long chat with my English teacher the other day about Gemma.
"Anyway Tom, she's not a porn star apparently"
"Miss, have you seen her stuff?"
"No?"
"Well Miss, trust me, she is"
"Urgh Tom, you're disgusting"
"If you think I'm digusting you wanna see my computer"

She walked off shaking her head.. I love freaking out fit teachers

As I read that, an ad for Vera WANG came on :P

Anyways.....I envy you =[

Only for the fact you had a pornstar in your school, nothing else :P

Atavan-Halen · 13-12-2009 02:30AM

Oh I see what you did there

Good god I would hate to think that there are pornstars in my school...

brummytom · 13-12-2009 02:31AM

phasers wrote: »

This one is safe

Is that your school's uniform?

http://bl.definebabe.com/8/88/19388/01.jpg ?

No :pac: Actually, the tie's the same, our just has crosses on.
God she looks doggy in those.

Search

green gemma massey

on google images, the first one will take you to the best video of her (the one me and Callum watched).

And Phasers, I saw your posts in the British Comedy Awards threads on DS and it didn't even register it was you!

ascanbe · 13-12-2009 02:41AM

They haven't gone away, you know...

Midnight_EG · 13-12-2009 02:42AM

ascanbe wrote: »

They haven't gone away, you know...

Why did you delete your original post and replace it with this?

They both sent the same message....?

brummytom · 13-12-2009 02:43AM

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Why did you delete your original post and replace it with this?

They both sent the same message....?

They still haven't gone away

Midnight_EG · 13-12-2009 02:44AM

brummytom wrote: »

They still haven't gone away

They also never go away, unless we enter an apocolypse for a while.

D4RK ONION · 13-12-2009 02:54AM

This thread is never going to end well!

brummytom · 13-12-2009 02:55AM

D4RK ONION wrote: »

This thread is never going to end well!

Oh I don't know; I think there could be a few climaxes

Midnight_EG · 13-12-2009 02:56AM

brummytom wrote: »

Oh I don't know; I think there could be a few climaxes

Tom that's just bad grammar.

Climae

Sharpshooter · 13-12-2009 02:57AM

Zaph wrote: »

You do realise that the admins never went away, don't you?

Neither did I.

Mods can lurk too.:pac:

Midnight_EG · 13-12-2009 03:01AM

I OVERRULED 2 FIGURES OF AUTHORITY ON BOARDS TONIGHT =D

First, I sent zaph home to Help Desk

Second time...well aheh....I managed to get Sharpshooter to re-open the thread so I could post this :'D

And now, I go asleep, night ya'll, great day :P

brummytom · 13-12-2009 03:02AM

She made you perform sexual favours didn't she?

Lucky bastard...

Midnight_EG · 13-12-2009 03:03AM

brummytom wrote: »

She made you perform sexual favours didn't she?

Lucky bastard...

Tom >: (

I want the last word :P

And she's drunk, pounce Tom, pounce!

brummytom · 13-12-2009 03:04AM

SS is drunk?! But wimminz don't get drunk!

Midnight_EG · 13-12-2009 03:05AM

brummytom wrote: »

SS is drunk?! But wimminz don't get drunk!

When the have a rather large amount of alcohol women don't call it drunk, they call it easy

:pac:

OutlawPete · 13-12-2009 03:06AM

IBTL

I Be The Lovelist

brummytom · 13-12-2009 03:06AM

Sharpie, I have a penis. Want to use it?

I'm getting the hang of this suave, charming chat aren't I?

Midnight_EG · 13-12-2009 03:08AM

If you're drunk : Yes
If you're 16: Yes
If you're a virgin: Yes
If you're desperate: Yes
If she likes you: Most definite

OutlawPete · 13-12-2009 03:08AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Neither did I.

Mods can lurk too.:pac:

Did you lurk well enough though?

Tomorrow I'm gonna bump all the threads ya missed .. ya'll be caught rapid

Midnight_EG · 13-12-2009 03:08AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Did you lurk well enough though?

Tomorrow I'm gonna bump all the threads ya missed .. ya'll be caught rapid

I'm gonna forward that PM ya sent me, the abusive one

brummytom · 13-12-2009 03:10AM

Midnight_EG wrote: »

If you're drunk : Yes Nope
If you're 16: Yes Yepp
If you're a virgin: Yes Obviously
If you're desperate: Yes Most definitely
If she likes you: Most definite Damn

.

Midnight_EG · 13-12-2009 03:11AM

So Tom, what's on the agenda for Sunday?

OutlawPete · 13-12-2009 03:11AM

Midnight_EG wrote: »

I'm gonna forward that PM ya sent me, the abusive one

You said you liked it ..

Midnight_EG · 13-12-2009 03:12AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

You said you liked it ..

My thoughts lied -.-

I liked some of it, some of it I hated, some of it made me happy, a bit of it made me horny, and a tiny bit made me die inside

brummytom · 13-12-2009 03:13AM

Midnight_EG wrote: »

So Tom, what's on the agenda for Sunday?

Going to cousins, maybe mass if mom and dad feel like torturing me. But at least my cousins have drinky drink

And yourself?

Midnight_EG · 13-12-2009 03:13AM

brummytom wrote: »

Going to cousins, maybe mass if mom and dad feel like torturing me. But at least my cousins have drinky drink

And yourself?

I plan on sleeping all day, with my girlfriend, in bed :pac:

Jealous? :cool:

brummytom · 13-12-2009 03:16AM

Midnight_EG wrote: »

I plan on sleeping all day, with my girlfriend, in bed :pac:

Jealous? :cool:

Of your girlfriend?

Not particularly

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