Men-what attracts you to a girl on a night out?

Warfi · 07-12-2009 11:58AM

snyper wrote: »

Simple test.

Drop the soap in the Home teams shower room in Anfield.

Gauge reaction.

Is that the 'old grey whistle test'?

monkeypants · 07-12-2009 12:13PM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

shot in the face with a make-up gun.

Perfect description!

fitness fan · 07-12-2009 12:21PM

i hate it when ladies congregate in large

its so difficult to break into that group

Captain Havoc · 07-12-2009 12:23PM

blindness

monkeypants · 07-12-2009 12:29PM

Captain Havoc wrote: »

blindness

Yours or hers?

CreepingDeath · 07-12-2009 12:35PM

fitness fan wrote: »

i hate it when ladies congregate in large its so difficult to break into that group

You want a canister of tear gas in that situation.
But failing that, let rip a foul fart in secret and the group cohesive will weaken, especially if you point the finger at one of them.

Captain Havoc · 07-12-2009 12:36PM

monkeypants wrote: »

Yours or hers?

Wish it was mine sometimes

horsebox1977 · 07-12-2009 12:42PM

Whosbetter? wrote: »

Also ladies, lay off this obsession with being a size zero.

Posh Spice is not an acceptable role model for anybody!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only gays think that's cool.

Real men think that a size 12 is about right.:cool:

a size 12 is fat

funkyjebus · 07-12-2009 12:48PM

horsebox1977 wrote: »

a size 12 is fat

Agreed, size 12 is fat 8 is perfect, might sway me to a 10 if very pretty and curvy as appose to plumpy. But i'd take a 10 over a 6 most days

Hate women who go out looking like a whores. Like my women to look sexy, but why women think that means less clothes is beyond me.

Captain Havoc · 07-12-2009 12:49PM

horsebox1977 wrote: »

a size 12 is fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtmuXWCFQzE

Well if you don't want a size twelver I'll take her off your hands

thirtythirty · 07-12-2009 12:49PM

Based on the "manly" replies of most on this I now have a collective image of a bar of David Brents tryin to chat birds up!

jameshayes · 07-12-2009 12:52PM

A bit of the oul eye contact flurting is the one that gets me

yupyup7up · 07-12-2009 01:03PM

if shes good lookin, not a skank and doesnt come across a gowlbag. then im down

--Kaiser-- · 07-12-2009 01:18PM

Good body and nicely dressed. Not too much make-up. Smiles, eye contact and being a bit flirty.

stateofflux · 07-12-2009 01:28PM

dressing differently to all the other uniformly dressed girls in a club....

looking like she does'nt give a damn if any anyone comes up to her,

not fat,

not sexually repressed or trying to play games...direct (ie. takes 'excuse me, i have to say you have a great ass'...as a compliment rather than an insult)

knows what she wants ....

basically linda fiorentino in 'the last seduction'.....

Porkpie · 07-12-2009 01:58PM

Someone who looks pleasant and approachable. I will watch how a girl interacts with her friends. Does she have a nice 'air' about her? Facial expressions and body language are so important. Does she look like she has a good sense of humour? Smiling? If she looks any way grumpy I won't go near her.

Is she looking around the odd time or is she totally engrossed in conversation with her mates? I need a signal to approach. I will only do this if I get a smile and good eye contact. She would have to be reasonably attractive but not stunning looking - more likely to be b!tchy and high maintanence tbh and I'd be just the 20th guy to be laughed at. That's probably not completely fair but I'm just being honest here, I've experienced too many of the 'b!tchy beautiful' type.

I will NEVER approach women who are dancing with their mates. When women are dancing together I find it a bit excluding. To me, it sends out a signal "go away, we're doing our own thing". I'm not really into dancing with women anyway. I'm much more likely to charm women with my mouth (talking, that is).

What else....oh yeah, clothes. If a girl is wearing really revealing clothing (boobs out, skirts up to the arse) I won't go near her. Don't get me wrong, I am a red blooded male and I do love to see a bit of boobies and legs but when you can practically see nipples and knickers that just looks cheap IMO. Class is the key thing here. I would prefer a girl's appeal to be whispered rather than shouted.

If she's talking to a bloke, I don't care if it's a friend or not, how am I supposed to know? Not worth it. I don't want to be a c0ck blocker anyway.

Extreme drunkeness is a MAJOR turn off. And shouting. No need to tell the whole pub what you think of Cheryl Cole's dress. Again, class is so important.

Oh yeah, her mates. Do they look like b!tches? Even if she's nice, will they tell you to fcuk off?

Almost forgot, hen nights. I avoid them like the plague.

OutlawPete · 07-12-2009 02:17PM

horsebox1977 wrote: »

a size 12 is fat

If she's 4 foot tall, maybe ..

ScumLord · 07-12-2009 02:35PM

A woman with good child baring hips is what I look for, that and feminine hands that are slender yet strong enough to pull a calf out a cow at 4 in the morning.

Warfi · 07-12-2009 02:46PM

spottyelephant wrote: »

Based on the "manly" replies of most on this I now have a collective image of a bar of David Brents tryin to chat birds up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CebMtVe_YiQ

David's second blind date with a 'bird' who's obviously beneath him :pac:.

Cringe comedy at it's best

xmcp · 07-12-2009 10:21PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Well yeah tehy ahve to be funny, smart, intelligent, good looking, charming...or Asian.

:-)

All those pretty Chinese girls concentrate in Dublin as well, ye lucky fcuks! I've to pull out the street game to try and get a date with them, no luck yet.

I was out in Kehoes off Grafton Street there a while ago when 3 walked in and got a drink, was just going over to chance my arm but was beaten to it by three tall rugby-playing types. They were over in 10 seconds, lot of competition!

dilligaf73 · 08-12-2009 12:11AM

Smile! Have to be approachable

ChewChew · 08-12-2009 12:14AM

dilligaf73 wrote: »

Smile! Have to be approachable

Just the smile for you?

dilligaf73 · 08-12-2009 12:43AM

I didn't say that was all there was too it! The question was "what attracts you to a girl on a night out?"

No smile no beginning to "meaningful" dialogue

The Master · 08-12-2009 12:45AM

ChewChew wrote: »

Just the smile for you?

It helps make the awkward approach a little bit easier

08-12-2009 01:07AM

Eyes do it for me:pac:

oisinmc14 · 08-12-2009 03:10AM

A girl who makes moves on you not vice versa

TEMPLAR KNIGHT · 08-12-2009 03:25AM

A pulse...

anonymous_joe · 08-12-2009 03:30AM

If I'm honest, where I am is often first and foremost. Nothing that starts in somewhere like Coppers will last more than a night/day.

Obviously hot girls are hot. Clothes etc are often a clue as to what someone can be like.

Someone you can talk to is pretty much the only massive thing you need.

captainspeckle · 08-12-2009 03:31AM

horsebox1977 wrote: »

a size 12 is fat

funkyjebus wrote: »

Agreed, size 12 is fat 8 is perfect, might sway me to a 10 if very pretty and curvy as appose to plumpy. But i'd take a 10 over a 6 most days

Its people like ye that cause eating disorders. hope ye know that.

phill106 · 08-12-2009 09:21AM

captainspeckle wrote: »

Its people like ye that cause eating disorders. hope ye know that.

actually you see the same ad's with 6 packed men laying on beaches every day, yet there is a much lower percentage of eating disorders in men. so wouldnt that make it due to some womens desire to please, rather then what men think of women?
I just thought of the diet coke guy for instance. Yet i resisted the urge to stick my fingers down my throat! go figure....

Men-what attracts you to a girl on a night out?

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