Men-what attracts you to a girl on a night out?

K-9 · 07-12-2009 01:48AM

A sense of humour is a must!

Boobs, long legs and a nice decent sized arse are all good, but with no sense of humour there is zero chance of much more than a one nighter.

Oh and don't be a drama queen!

opinion guy · 07-12-2009 01:56AM

Varies according to following equation:

A = ((f + nb)^d) * 1/t^2 +/- (r*a*h)

where A= attractiveness
f = figure
nb = non-bitch
d = drunkness
t = time till end of night
r = rack factor
a = ass factor
h = humour factor

Note the power relationship to drunkness and the inverse square relationship to the end of the night

Xinkai · 07-12-2009 01:57AM

opinion guy wrote: »

Varies according to following equation:

A = ((f + nb)^d) * 1/t^2 +/- (r*a)

where A= attractiveness
f = figure
nb = non-bitch
d = drunkness
t = time till end of night
r = rack factor
a = ass factor

Note the power relationship to drunkness and the inverse square relationship to the end of the night

I bet your a virgin.

OutlawPete · 07-12-2009 02:02AM

opinion guy wrote: »

Varies according to following equation:

A = ((f + nb)^d) * 1/t^2 +/- (r*a*h)

where A= attractiveness
f = figure
nb = non-bitch
d = drunkness
t = time till end of night
r = rack factor
a = ass factor
h = humour factor

Note the power relationship to drunkness and the inverse square relationship to the end of the night

Now why didn't we have algebra teachers at school that had us working on equations like this?!

That Damn C- could have been a B+ at least.

citizen_p · 07-12-2009 02:13AM

approachability really.....if you walk up to a girl and she gives you a dirty look it just like you think in your head (fuk off you obnoxious bitch)

where as if they are approacable its much easier...

also personal prefrence on looks....

OutlawPete · 07-12-2009 02:16AM

Mousey- wrote: »

approachability really.....if you walk up to a girl and she gives you a dirty look it just like you think in your head (fuk off you obnoxious bitch)

where as if they are approacable its much easier...

also personal prefrence on looks....

Amen.

g-whizz · 07-12-2009 02:22AM

brunette, high heels, wet-look leggin thingys, nice pins always get me going.
a girl laughing is good shít too.

K-9 · 07-12-2009 02:31AM

opinion guy wrote: »

Varies according to following equation:

A = ((f + nb)^d) * 1/t^2 +/- (r*a*h)

where A= attractiveness
f = figure
nb = non-bitch
d = drunkness
t = time till end of night
r = rack factor
a = ass factor
h = humour factor

Note the power relationship to drunkness and the inverse square relationship to the end of the night

Where did the Double DD go?

Abi · 07-12-2009 02:34AM

opinion guy wrote: »

Varies according to following equation:

A = ((f + nb)^d) * 1/t^2 +/- (r*a*h)

where A= attractiveness
f = figure
nb = non-bitch
d = drunkness
t = time till end of night
r = rack factor
a = ass factor
h = humour factor

Note the power relationship to drunkness and the inverse square relationship to the end of the night

Mmmmm.... Keeper xx

Holsten · 07-12-2009 02:35AM

Legs.

Not in a pack of cockblockers, i.e look approachable.

xmcp · 07-12-2009 02:37AM

level of obesity. i just look for the in-shape girls, such a rarity these days unfortunately

OutlawPete · 07-12-2009 02:40AM

xmcp wrote: »

level of obesity. i just look for the in-shape girls, such a rarity these days unfortunately

Where are you looking?

I think women have never been in better shape than they are now.

Soby · 07-12-2009 02:57AM

consciousness

Kold · 07-12-2009 03:04AM

A girl that actually wants to talk to people. A bit of playfulness goes a long way too.

xmcp · 07-12-2009 03:21AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Where are you looking?

I think women have never been in better shape than they are now.

oh man, you're dead right for dublin. i was there last weekend, standard just walking around the streets was very good, really elegantly dressed as well. and they were definitely irish women before anyone asks! unforunately, i'm from the bogs of clare, women a bit rough here.

opinion guy · 07-12-2009 03:23AM

Abigayle wrote: »

Mmmmm.... Keeper xx

Ah you've obviously heard that math geeks do it according to a reverse asymptotic differential curve for longer

My phone number is the first seven digits of the series of perfect primes.....call me....

OutlawPete · 07-12-2009 03:30AM

xmcp wrote: »

oh man, you're dead right for dublin. i was there last weekend, standard just walking around the streets was very good, really elegantly dressed as well. and they were definitely irish women before anyone asks! unforunately, i'm from the bogs of clare, women a bit rough here.

Even in Ennis .. I heard there was some lovely looking women down there

TheKells · 07-12-2009 03:34AM

The girl actually looking like she's enjoying herself. I see so many girls walking round looking depressed or angry I wonder why some of them bother going out

Tar.Aldarion · 07-12-2009 03:43AM

Her looks and the way she acts...if I deem her to be acting cutely I will find out if I am right

boobs

Abi · 07-12-2009 03:47AM

opinion guy wrote: »

My phone number is the first seven digits of the series of perfect primes.....call me....

Tee hee.

Tar.Aldarion · 07-12-2009 04:21AM

[quote=[Deleted User];63373054]Any NON stuck up Irish girl. Or any foreign girl.[/QUOTE]

Well yeah tehy ahve to be funny, smart, intelligent, good looking, charming...or Asian.

Grudaire · 07-12-2009 09:56AM

opinion guy wrote: »

Ah you've obviously heard that math geeks do it according to a reverse asymptotic differential curve for longer

Actually we just lie tangent to her curves...

AckwelFoley · 07-12-2009 10:31AM

When i was single, i was attracted to anyone, depended on their attitude.

Pulse optional

Fracture · 07-12-2009 10:40AM

LOL this is one of the funniest threads i've read in ages.

Stee wrote: »

Inability to make rational decisions

HAHAHAHHAHA i burst my hole laughing at that (sitting in class here).

CreepingDeath · 07-12-2009 10:49AM

Playfulness and flirtiness is always good, shows confidence.

Although that won't work is she looks like a swamp donkey stuffed into a dress and shot in the face with a make-up gun.

Ah yeah and under 35... that's the best-before date for women.

homerjay2005 · 07-12-2009 10:58AM

to be honest, if a decent looking woman goes out to pull and doesnt, there is something wrong with her personality or else she is too picky and is after perfecction. in all fairness, most woman should be able to score on a night out, alot of place are sausage fests and an average woman will be perved at all night.

Wibbs · 07-12-2009 11:31AM

Whosbetter? wrote: »

Also ladies, lay off this obsession with being a size zero.

Posh Spice is not an acceptable role model for anybody!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only gays think that's cool.

Real men think that a size 12 is about right.:cool:

Ehh.... While looking like a reject from a trocaire box is not good, the notion that someone under a size 12 is lacking is equally not good. What height is she for a start? A size 12 at 5 foot10, is a fair bit different to a size 12 at 5 foot. Personally I like slimmer women and last time I looked I wasn't "gay".

Attraction wise? Nice face, good bod, nice bum, but without personality then that lot doesnt cut it. Lack of insanity is a major bonus too.:D

Warfi · 07-12-2009 11:35AM

Wibbs wrote: »

and last time I looked I wasn't "gay".

Where does one look for the 'ghey'?

neilthefunkeone · 07-12-2009 11:37AM

Tommy_NDX wrote: »

Her alcohol intake.

Her Penis intake

AckwelFoley · 07-12-2009 11:56AM

Warfi wrote: »

Where does one look for the 'ghey'?

Simple test.

Drop the soap in the Home teams shower room in Anfield.

Gauge reaction.

Men-what attracts you to a girl on a night out?

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