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lehanemore wrote: »

deadwood, where are you now?:P

That's how we roll on Deadwood Mountain.

I don't know if this is in the public domain, but mods can delete as appropriate.

Now, not just any guard can drive this baby. It requires a three months intensive course on the Devils Bit. No communication with the outside world (to lend some reality) and surviving on wheel nuts and berets. We spend up to 3 hours without meals, and sometimes you don't get into Pollys 'til nearly 8pm.

We do high speed round bale wrapping manou maneou maneauvers, moves and learn how to say "shtop, shteak and shwettin".

We practice Tea-Bag stops, like what them on the telly do. We don't say "turn right, right, right" though, ever since, after a slight misunderstanding, I said it to bon vivant, TD and sometimes doctor, Jim Mc Daid on the way home from a "conference" and he ended up driving back up the wrong way on the Nasal Duel Carriageway from the Red Cow, when it was still a ryndeabyte.

I can't say where we're based, for security reasons, because then anyone with criminal intent would know to look out for the red galvanised shed beside Pierce 'em Street.

This particular model of tractor is a special regular make, used by the police, so you could call it a police special, if you're on boards and think you know stuff.

There's also a fly-wheel attachment for thrashing which can also be used for seperating the wheat from the chaff.


More eagle-eyed readers will notice the beam protruding out of the rear.





That's the tractor beam.

stop wrote: »

oh noes!

Twas only a matter of time really!

Imagine what the lads here would have done to it!

One of the Garda Land Cruisers with big display yokes in action, also with the new lane closure kit etc that they bought recently, on the M4.

Guys

1st

Mallow patrol car

2st

garda and fire brigade at the flooding in cork