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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Who's the best friend?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Who's buying the drinks then?
    How about I just buy the hot friend a drink :D

    That'll have her smitten!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I can't.. tis the law


    I'll have a J2O thanks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    brummytom wrote: »
    One young kiddie on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt.
    IT'S A FUCKING DISGRACE!
    Good man Tom


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Yes. I'm a sufferer. Finally a sympathetic voice on the internet.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Do you have to be 18 to buy Becks "beer"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Making fun of ED is not cool


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭Spastafarian


    jumpguy wrote: »
    Do you have to be 18 to buy Becks "beer"?

    Stay on topic please!

    ...

    Hang on, I'm not a mod. Oops.
    Carry on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Yes. I'm a sufferer. Finally a sympathetic voice on the internet.

    They can be soft when they want to be, doc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Jumpguy is really dishing out the thanks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    What are the "ups" of erectile dysfunction? Surely that defeats the point?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭Spastafarian


    Can I have one more please, Jumpguy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    phasers wrote: »
    Jumpguy is really dishing out the thanks
    so how did we go from a hot friend to not being able to.....stand to attention :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Ya see there is and UPside to general chat threads in AH. You all owe me a fiver.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,610 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    What's with all the Flip-Flopping?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,831 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    If you thank this ur gay lol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭Spastafarian


    Jumpguy
    Thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    If you thank this ur gay lol.

    ur silly.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    super-rush wrote: »
    Ya see there is and UPside to general chat threads in AH. You all owe me a fiver.
    i dont get it :confused:



    How come you all get cool mod powers :(






    I vote everyone in AH is equal :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Jamie Oliver has never really been alive though. He's just a reanimated corpse/ a ventroliquist dummy


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    This thread is now my thread.
    Abuse of mods powers. I can't even count what I am up to any more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    There are no clouds at night!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    CPR.

    One, one hundred.
    Two, one hundred.
    Three, one hundred.

    And so on....

    breathe, for Gods sake breathe...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Bonito wrote: »
    i dont get it :confused:



    How come you all get cool mod powers :(






    I vote everyone in AH is equal :D

    Sorry i'm drunk on powerBulmers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    It's woort it to get me JPBs for tree fiddy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Yes. I'm a sufferer. Finally a sympathetic voice on the internet.

    Thanks Doc.
    According to my maths teacher, I'm impotent.

    It's nice to have some comfort :(


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,831 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    brummytom wrote: »
    Thanks Doc.
    According to my maths teacher, I'm impotent.

    It's nice to have some comfort :(

    This is not the information your maths teacher should know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Yes. I'm a sufferer. Finally a sympathetic voice on the internet.
    What happens if you can't stop having a hard on......

    Is that ED too??? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    This is not the information your maths teacher should know.
    It is when you and your maths teacher share a "special" relationship.



























    Extra lessons in trigononmetry of course


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    It is when you and your maths teacher share a "special" relationship.



















    Extra lessons in trigononmetry of course


    Ugh.. she looks like Janet Street Porter, but worse


    Apparently she meant impetulant or imputent or something


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