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  • #512
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    A magnetic force of a virus called virusnetic is drawing my fingers to the keys.

    Warp this thread.


  • #513
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,830 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Bonito wrote: »
    What happens if you can't stop having a hard on......

    Is that ED too??? :confused:

    See here for further info: http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=54493764&postcount=2


  • #514
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Bonito wrote: »
    What happens if you can't stop having a hard on......

    Is that ED too??? :confused:

    No, that's being a teenager


  • #515
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    No man is an Island.


  • #516
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    artanevilla wrote: »
    See here for further info: http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=54493764&postcount=2
    No i just have the cant-get-it-down-in-any-weather-or-circumstance situation :rolleyes:


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  • #517
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,830 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Bonito wrote: »
    No i just have the cant-get-it-down-in-any-weather-or-circumstance situation :rolleyes:

    Well then make hay while the sun shines!


  • #518
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    brummytom wrote: »
    No, that's being a teenager
    Tis' funny, at the opposite end of our lives we'll be doing our dandiest to get the bloody thing going.


  • #519
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    How does the title of this thread work?


  • #520
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    brummytom wrote: »
    No, that's being a teenager
    ah to be 16 again......the aul surprise erection just before class finishes and trying to hide it while discreetly leaving the room :D



    Ok what wise guy switched the thanks button off :mad:


  • #521
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Bonito wrote: »
    ah to be 16 again......the aul surprise erection just before class finishes and trying to hide it while discreetly leaving the room :D

    Got a semi at the end of an exam yesterday

    Hands in pockets, slouch


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  • #522
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Piste wrote: »
    How does the title of this thread work?

    well it's a series of cynically devised elaborate lies which will get gradually more ridiculous as the night goes on.

    Just so we're clear.


  • #523
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Ending in the most ridiculous lie ever, "Tom's popped his cherry".. people would read it then :pac:


  • #524
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    brummytom wrote: »
    Got a semi at the end of an exam yesterday

    Hands in pockets, slouch
    was the exam, pardon the pun, hard?


  • #525
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Very


  • #526
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,830 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Can we organize a SSF thing to send one of the lovely ladies on boards over to Birmingham so Tom can get his hole?


  • #527
    Takk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 484 ✭✭Takk


    brummytom wrote: »
    "Tom's popped his cherry".. people would read it then :pac:

    Call the charter this ^^^


  • #528
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    New STD that causes homelessness found in illegally imported cigarettes.

    That was the funniest..


  • #529
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Bonito wrote: »
    was the exam, pardon the pun, hard?

    Would it matter if the lead in his pencil was soft?


  • #530
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    artanevilla wrote: »
    Can we organize a SSF thing to send one of the lovely ladies on boards over to Birmingham so Tom can get his hole?

    Why limit it so much? I'm fuppin desperate


  • #531
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,830 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    brummytom wrote: »
    Why limit it so much? I'm fuppin desperate

    I can fly out tomorrow morning?


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  • #532
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    artanevilla wrote: »
    I can fly out tomorrow morning?

    :( I have to wait?

    Sound



    (Loving the puns.. I'm glad I said 'Ending in the most ridiculous lie' rather than what I originally put, 'Cumulating')


  • #533
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Jesus!
    It's getting hot in here!!


  • #534
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Jesus!
    It's getting hot in here!!

    So take off all your clothes...


  • #535
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRgtofyvUIA


  • #536
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I've just lol'd 3 times at the current title (Park bench, hollyoaks). And I'm a miserable prick
    Nice one


  • #537
    allanb49
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    i get drunk and this pops up, woo it LIVES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #538
    Hyperbullet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    No man is an Island.

    Except the isle of man


  • #539
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    only 90%?


  • #540
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Piste wrote: »
    How does the title of this thread work?
    the title is attached to a random motd generator.

    Cleaver.;)


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  • #541
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Would it matter if the lead in his pencil was soft?
    brummytom wrote: »
    Why limit it so much? I'm fuppin desperate
    This flirting disgusts me


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