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What role did you play in the school nativity play?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    I was always the shepard, one of them! I always wanted to be the angel so i could wear wings, tiara, and a wand! heehee! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    I was a bolt of lightning (seriously) and the Virgin Mary.

    In the same play.

    I thought I would look stupid slowly lowering a doll into the crib so I flung Jesus into the crib like a basketball. I can still hear the audience gasping in horror.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    I played a balm once - you know, the animal....:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I was a shrub


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 200 ✭✭Meemars


    Age 8, I played part of the stable wall. :confused: Had to wear brown polo neck and brown cord trousers. So glittery and festive!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Joseph, and I ad-libbed a helluva lot more than I should have, getting daggers from the teacher the whole way through...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    Back in prescool I was Joseph (what can I say, I was cute with my blond hair)
    By primary school I was demoted to musician


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    Narrator.

    Richard Burton-esque in my delivery.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    In 3rd class, we did a modernised version of the Nativity, and I played the Sky News reporter :cool: I had 1 line"LET US IN!!"

    I was certain you were going to say it was:

    BREAKING NEWS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭Bonkers_xOx


    I was one of the Angels. But I was annoyed because I was the only one without a pair of wings so, to get back at my teacher, I didn't deliver my line on the night.


    Mwahahahaha.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    I was a shrub

    I like the way shrub thinks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭BrandonFlowers


    i was mary...i'm a boy :D

    the slagging's were horrendous, but i did have the most lines by 2 haha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,006 ✭✭✭Ann22


    I playd Mary in Junior Infants, don't remember being on stage just the rehearsal in the class and singing 'Little Donkey'. I was delighted 'cos I was wearing a blue silk thing...Joseph kept kissing me and saying 'you're me wife, we have to kiss'.......Joseph was a girl:o.

    I also played one of the Kings in a later class for a carol service with the other 5th class. I sellotaped gold tinsel around the edges of a sheet to make a cloak which was unbelievably difficult to do. I also made my own crown out of tin foil and cardboard.

    My teacher was a cow..When Mary told the Angel Gabriel that she couldn't be having a baby her line went 'but I've never slept with a man' (which was a very unsuitable line for a child's play anyway) I saw my teacher sniggering and laughing and nudging the other teacher.
    (Sharon Corr was in the other class that year as a minor detail of interest.)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    wudangclan wrote: »
    I was a Joseph in our senior infants nativity play and ,yes ,Mary did remain a virgin throughout our time together.
    I played Mary. I always wanted to be an angel, but then I realized they spent the entire show having to hold their arms up, so it worked out. I got to ride a real donkey* and hang out in a manger with my arms comfortably at my side.

    I know it's been 2000 years but I'm still holding a candle for you, Mary, if you fancy getting back on.
    I'll pull up on my donkey, no sex.
    It'll be like old times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,006 ✭✭✭Ann22


    Meemars wrote: »
    Age 8, I played part of the stable wall. :confused: Had to wear brown polo neck and brown cord trousers. So glittery and festive!

    I couldn't help laughing at that, what a crap part to be given:D.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    I was the narrator.
    My teacher said it was because I was the best reader in the class. In hindsight, I was probably just too ugly to be seen on stage.

    And when I say stage, I mean a crappy little classroom with no props where we were watched by a very unenthusiastic group of parents. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭Daisy03


    When I was arround eleven I was the angel and I remember having to wear my cousins communion dress. (I was a tiny eleven year old :) )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    A cat, for some reason.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭kincsem


    In convent school I was given the leading role of St Patrick in a life of St Patrick play. I was terrible and was jocked off to be replaced by a girl. I was demoted to be the captain of the ship bringing the hero to Ireland. Still living with the shame tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,006 ✭✭✭Ann22


    I remember another play where we sang 'My grandfather's clock'..In later years we changed the wording slightly to great amusement.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,006 ✭✭✭Ann22


    I was the narrator.
    My teacher said it was because I was the best reader in the class. In hindsight, I was probably just too ugly to be seen on stage.

    And when I say stage, I mean a crappy little classroom with no props where we were watched by a very unenthusiastic group of parents. :pac:

    We had our yearly school play at Easter. I too was a narrator in 3rd class in 'The Pied Piper'. We were told to wear black and white. I wore a white polo neck and a navy and white polka dot skirt and had a freshly styled page boy hair cut:o. The state of me! I had two lines to say and I was dead nervous.

    Another play I was in was one about a toy shop that came to life. I was a clown doll that just stood there in a pink nightdress with a pillow stuffed up it (I don't think my mam knew what a clown looked like:confused:)..I borrowed a classmate's wig and caught nits:(. I scratched like a dog 'til June when my mam eventually copped on and when the neighbours across the street could possibly hear them marching around my scalp.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    I played the Star it was a very important role :P I had to stand there and not move I was the star of the show;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,972 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    BluesBerry wrote: »
    I played the Star it was a very important role :P I had to stand there and not move I was the star of the show;)
    In first class i was also a star, i had to dress all yellow, but i had three lines:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 331 ✭✭quirkster


    I played a door. Yes a door. Mary and Joey would knock on my back which had a big piece of cardboard painted like a door strapped on, Id turn around and say 'No room'.

    Mammy and daddy said I was the best performer out of all of the class


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    One of the three wise men. I had to say "Follow that star, no matter how far."

    It was a highlight in my life!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I know I've been in the nativity plays, I just don't know what part I played. They were boring as hell though, so thats prolly why I chose to blank them out. Although, I do recall having my first taster for orgies in a junior infants play. I was the little one in the middle of the bed for the 'there were 10 in the bed and the little one said...' I totally rocked :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 138 ✭✭sKepTics_George


    I remember a few years ago we did a play of Cinderella, Now I cant recall exactly what i was supposed to be all i remember is walking out in front of 300 people (i was a very shy child) half naked (the good half) and trying to perform a re-enactment of the last dance in the Cinderella story, I still have flashbacks of that god awful night.
    /glances up and shivers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,227 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    I was the travelling salesman that knocked Mary up one night when Joeseph was workign late.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Dudess wrote: »
    A cat, for some reason.

    I lol'ed. :pac:
    Stekelly wrote: »
    I was the travelling salesman that knocked Mary up one night when Joeseph was workign late.

    Judas?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭neversuitedher


    Oh god... the flash backs...

    :o

    Ok, i was always painfully shy in school, so the teacher decides ill be a flower. A FLOWER! I stood there and did nothing for 40 minutes.

    Kids don't be shy in school.

    Oh the shame, wether to submit reply or not, ah buck it.

    Scarleh for me.


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